As a denizen of the Internet, I often hear people say: "I'm Not James, I'm a hardworking individual. I love my family, pay my taxes, work hard at my job, raise some kids, eat nutritious meals, go to the gym, and get my eight hours. But where does that leave time for video games? I'd love to play a classic JRPG, but I'm too busy figuring out this dang washing machine."

Viewers, look no further. I'm here to guide you out of the dark. With my patented Let's Play system (patent pending), I can play games to save YOU the time of playing them. Imagine a world in which experiencing video games is as easy as pressing a button!

My three-point guarantee for video game viewing is as follows!

1. I'll make plenty of mistakes so you can learn what not to do!
2. I'll include fun tidbits and trivia to impress your coworkers, if your coworkers are also into retro JRPGs!
3. I'll occasionally explain in-depth game mechanics if I know them!

So what're you waiting for? Game by proxy today!