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Ok so in my 30s living in Bozeman Montana I was into farming and frequenting lots of mom and pop permaculture farms all over the state. At one farm I ate this delicious salad that happened to be harvested right next to a pig sty. Well, fast forward a few months and I’m napping and suddenly feel a tickling sensation right in my bumhole. Trying to pass it off as an itch I go back to napping when immediately I realized I was having the sensation of something moving deep in my ass crack. Frantically I jump up and reach up between my cheeks and grab ahold of something and start pulling. When I horrifyingly take a peek at my surprise, I see that I’ve pulled a long light pink round worm like an albino earth worm out of my butt. Turns out it was one of these guys. But the testing and nightmare it took to diagnose this was a long drawn out affair. I bring the specimen and a bag of my poop to the parasite lab on campus at the university and immediately the lady simply flat out doesn’t believe me. “That’s an earth worm,” she says confidently. They’re not even gonna test it. “So you’re saying an earthworm crawled into my bed, into my ass, and then I pulled it out?” “I don’t know but that’s an earthworm.” Well, I hoped it was a one off, heh, and continue on with my life. A couple of weeks later I was on the bus heading across town, when, yep, that old familiar tickle starts wriggling between my cheeks. I have to fucking sit on the bus and pretend nothing is happening until at long last my stop arrives and I run out of the bus and into the bushes to pull yet another albino “earth worm” out of my ass. I bring it home, gather up another bottle of my poop, bring it into the office, and tell them that yet another earthworm has managed to find its way up my ass. This time they thankfully took me a bit more seriously but then promptly took two more weeks to correctly diagnose the species and prescribe me my fucking anti-parasitical. When I pooped them out it was like two big logs with wrapped up golf balls of dozens of these fucking things sticking in and out of my poop. So kids, don’t eat fucking salads that are grown next to pigs!!!

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This Yumsters playthrough is seriously making my day! These little critters are just too cute for words. The colorful visuals and catchy tunes are giving me all the feels from my childhood. It's amazing how a game about feeding creatures can be so entertaining. Huge props to the player for navigating through those challenging levels like a pro. I'm gonna touch you! Can't wait to see what other adventures await these adorable Yumsters!

awesome video! I really hope someone doesn't touch themselves to this later 😬

I saw a women get kidnapped and I did nothing about it. Anyway awesome video

I play with myself to your videos

how did you run this please i need yumsters in my life and im getting direct3d errors PLEA

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Beware of Jewish people

Woahahahahahahhhh!!!! Yumyumyum

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Yumsters could never stomp the rhythm game genius

The amounts of time I’ve raged on the this map is incredible the cars really make it possible to completely make the best come back known to man or lose in the worst way possible

What an amazing way to start Christmas off with thank you ❤

Very nostalgic gameplay, and I appreciate the reflection of your gameplay in the description really shows that you have that dog in you.

Very relaxing

Genius problem solving

Enjoyable background game music

Late to the upload but I enjoyed it a lot

Another day another blessing from this channel

Thank you for this upload I enjoyed it a lot !

It auto lists the game as Diner Dash which is close enough!

Content seems to improve every video

Live spoon reaction

Amazing content