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HFY Vengeance
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Welcome to HFY Vengeance: Where Humanity Shines Across the Cosmos!
Dive into "Humanity, F*** Yeah!" sci-fi, celebrating human ingenuity and spirit in the face of cosmic challenges. At HFY Vengeance, we bring you stories where humans aren't just survivors-we're the heroes of the galactic stage.
What to Expect:
Epic tales of human bravery and resilience
First Contact scenarios showcasing our unique perspective
Humans as mysterious ancients or galaxy-shaking newcomers
Exploration of human creativity and ethics in alien contexts
Regular uploads of narrated HFY stories
From outsmarting ancient AI to befriending tentacled aliens, HFY Vengeance is your home for sci-fi that puts humanity in the spotlight. Subscribe now and join our community of cosmic explorers as we remind the universe why humanity is a force to be reckoned with-one story at a time!
#HFY #ScienceFiction #SpaceOpera #HumanityFuckYeah #CosmicTales
Dive into "Humanity, F*** Yeah!" sci-fi, celebrating human ingenuity and spirit in the face of cosmic challenges. At HFY Vengeance, we bring you stories where humans aren't just survivors-we're the heroes of the galactic stage.
What to Expect:
Epic tales of human bravery and resilience
First Contact scenarios showcasing our unique perspective
Humans as mysterious ancients or galaxy-shaking newcomers
Exploration of human creativity and ethics in alien contexts
Regular uploads of narrated HFY stories
From outsmarting ancient AI to befriending tentacled aliens, HFY Vengeance is your home for sci-fi that puts humanity in the spotlight. Subscribe now and join our community of cosmic explorers as we remind the universe why humanity is a force to be reckoned with-one story at a time!
#HFY #ScienceFiction #SpaceOpera #HumanityFuckYeah #CosmicTales
Why Aliens Now Fear Class 13 Deathworlds More Than Anything | HFY Stories
When a legendary alien warlord with glowing, prismatic eyes and a flawless record of intimidation lands on Earth 🌍, he demands a duel with humanity's greatest warrior. But to his shock, the chosen champion isn't a battle-hardened soldier-it's Hal, a retired traffic warden armed with nothing but a folding chair 🪑, a thermos ☕, and decades of stubborn calm.
In a battle of cosmic terror vs. everyday endurance, Hal faces down holographic monsters 👾, earth-shaking sonic waves 🔊, and even a galactic stare of dread 😱. Yet, his unflappable demeanor and deadpan wit leave the alien utterly defeated. This hilarious Sci-Fi tale flips the script on epic invasions and proves that sometimes the mightiest...
In a battle of cosmic terror vs. everyday endurance, Hal faces down holographic monsters 👾, earth-shaking sonic waves 🔊, and even a galactic stare of dread 😱. Yet, his unflappable demeanor and deadpan wit leave the alien utterly defeated. This hilarious Sci-Fi tale flips the script on epic invasions and proves that sometimes the mightiest...
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Aliens Spent 48 Hours on a Class 13 Deathworld-They Regret It | HFY Stories
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Brace yourself for a hilarious and chaotic sci-fi adventure as a group of overly confident alien researchers lands on Earth, determined to study the “mystery” of how humans survive on a planet classified as a Class 13 Deathworld. From traffic chaos to fast-food disasters, their naïve optimism is no match for Earth’s unpredictable insanity! 🌍✨ Will they decode humanity’s secrets or flee in terro...
Humans Weren’t Taken Seriously-Until They Revealed Why Earth is a Deathworld | HFY Stories
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In the heart of the Intergalactic Education Summit, a human professor dares to reveal why Earth is unlike any other planet in the galaxy. 🌪️ From towering tornadoes to fearless Floridians, and from shopping chaos to storm chasers yelling “YEEHAW,” this story blends humor 🤣, intrigue 🤔, and jaw-dropping revelations 😲. Watch as alien delegates confront the chaotic brilliance of humanity and ask t...
They Sent Their Best Scientists to Class 13-Only One Made It Back | HFY Stories
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When the Galactic Union’s best scientists set foot on the perilous Planet Class 13, they assumed their advanced intellect and technology would guarantee success. Oh, how wrong they were! 🤦♂️ From snapping grass 🌱 to red-eyed penguins 🐧 with a thirst for intimidation, nothing on this planet plays by the rules. The key to survival? A ridiculous yet oddly accurate Human Survival Manual by an expl...
The Expedition to Class 13 Deathworld That Proved Aliens Aren’t Built for This | HFY Stories
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When gelatinous alien exchange students arrive at a futuristic Earth school, they’re thrown into the chaotic, unpredictable world of Class 13. In a music class led by the eccentric and unstoppable Ms. Grimble, these Altrian newcomers-who communicate using ultrasonic frequencies-attempt to join the school choir. What starts as a simple rehearsal spirals into a cascade of shattered windows, rampa...
How a Class 13 Deathworld Turned Aliens into Laughingstock | HFY Stories
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Get ready for a wild ride as aliens step into Earth's kitchen for the first time! 🌍👾 In this action-packed, yet humor-filled episode, a group of highly advanced alien chefs are sent to Earth to prepare a traditional Earth dinner. With high-tech tools, scanners, and holograms in hand, they quickly realize that the ingredients on Earth don’t play by their rules. 🤯🍳 Things spiral into chaos when a...
When Aliens Tried to Domesticate Animals on a Class 13 Deathworld | HFY Stories
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Aliens from the hyper-intelligent Zorflikan species 🛸 discover Earth's ultimate survival secret: golden retrievers! 🐕 Armed with data showing humanity’s strange partnership with these "strategic geniuses," the Zorflikans decide to bring the dogs to their Deathworld colony. What could possibly go wrong? 💥 Chaos ensues as the ever-cheerful dogs redefine "terraforming" by chewing through technolog...
When Aliens Realized Class 13 Deathworlds Are Beyond Their Limits | HFY Stories
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The Zorgathians 🛸, a hyper-advanced alien race, think invading Earth’s oceans is a surefire win. Their plan? Land near the Bermuda Triangle 🌊, deploy advanced tech 🤖, and avoid human resistance entirely. Simple, right? WRONG. From dolphins teaming up against their fleet 🐬 to humans eating poisonous fish 🐡 for FUN, the Zorgathians quickly learn that Earth isn’t just a Deathworld-it’s a nightmare...
They Thought They Could Conquer a Class 13 Deathworld-They Were Wrong | HFY Stories
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Aliens from the advanced Zarnaxian Empire 👽 believe Earth is a weak and hedonistic planet, ripe for conquest. But when they land in Rio de Janeiro during a New Year’s celebration 🎆🍾, they encounter a chaotic mix of fireworks, champagne corks, and ecstatic humans. Misinterpreting the celebration as a terrifying display of Earth’s supernatural defenses, the invaders flee in panic 🚀💥. From failed ...
Aliens Tried Camping on a Class 13 Deathworld-It Didn’t Go Well | HFY Stories
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What Happens When Aliens Spend a Week on a Class 13 Deathworld | HFY Stories
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When a team of overly cautious aliens from the hyper-logical Quorflax species arrives on Earth, they expect to uncover humanity's secrets for surviving a Deathworld. Instead, they find themselves plunged into the wild world of do-it-yourself workshops-complete with nail guns, blowtorches, and a level of cheerful recklessness that defies reason. From IKEA puzzles mistaken for ancient codes to a ...
What Happens When Aliens Try to Survive on a Class 13 Deathworld | HFY Stories
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Join a group of alien science academy students as they brave the chaos of Earth, a Class 13 Deathworld that defies all logic! 💥 Sent on what should have been a routine survival field trip, these advanced beings find themselves hilariously unprepared for human "rituals" like crossing busy intersections 🛑, surviving backyard barbecues 🌭🔥, and witnessing the sheer madness of a football game 🏈🎉. Th...
The Day Aliens Discovered What Makes Humans the Most Terrifying Warriors in the Galaxy | HFY Stories
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In a galaxy where precision, strategy, and technology reign supreme, Humans turn the rules upside down with sheer improvisation and absurd creativity! 💥👽 When invited to a galactic combat exercise, alien species arrive armed to the teeth with advanced tech and millennia of tactics. The Humans? They bring duct tape, pool toys, and a box labeled “Random Supplies” (spoiler: it’s leaking pickle jui...
Every Item in the Deathworlder's Kitchen Was Labeled a Hazardous Weapon | HFY Stories
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🚀 Human Ingenuity Meets Alien Overreaction! 🛠️👽 Step into the hilariously chaotic world of Humanity, F* Yeah! In this story, a group of overly cautious alien students from the Xynoth species stumble upon a mundane human kitchen tool-a can opener-and accidentally trigger an intergalactic crisis. From heated debates in alien council chambers to absurd galactic laws regulating everyday human objec...
Alien Students Learned That Earth’s Smallest Spider Can Kill Their Strongest Warrior | HFY Stories
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🌌 Spiders, Aliens, and Humanity’s Wild Humor! 🕷️👽🔥 Join us on a hilarious and thrilling sci-fi adventure where alien exchange students face their ultimate challenge on Earth: SPIDERS! 🕸️ A field trip to Earth’s glowing alien-like forests turns into a nightmarish (and hysterical) experience when a tiny arachnid sends the galaxy’s “strongest warrior” into a spiral of fear and chaos! 💥 From campfi...
Earth: A Class 13 Deathworld... Or Maybe Worse | HFY Stories
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Earth: A Class 13 Deathworld... Or Maybe Worse | HFY Stories
Earth’s Hardest Student Shocked the Alien Class with Deathworld Tales| HFY Stories
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Earth’s Hardest Student Shocked the Alien Class with Deathworld Tales| HFY Stories
Class 14 Deathworlds: Earth’s True Ranking Finally Revealed | HFY Stories
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Class 14 Deathworlds: Earth’s True Ranking Finally Revealed | HFY Stories
Alien's First Day at a Human School | HFY Stories
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Alien's First Day at a Human School | HFY Stories
The Ultimate Deathworld Challenge: A Galactic Competition | HFY Stories
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The Ultimate Deathworld Challenge: A Galactic Competition | HFY Stories
Deathworlders: Are They Really Invincible? | HFY Stories
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Deathworlders: Are They Really Invincible? | HFY Stories
Why Earth is the Most Dangerous Planet in the Universe | HFY Stories
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Why Earth is the Most Dangerous Planet in the Universe | HFY Stories
Aliens Trapped a Human with Dragons-They Didn’t Realize Who the Predator Was | HFY Stories
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Aliens Trapped a Human with Dragons-They Didn’t Realize Who the Predator Was | HFY Stories
What if Earth was actually a Class 14 Deathworld? | HFY Stories
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What if Earth was actually a Class 14 Deathworld? | HFY Stories
Aliens Tried to Arrest Santa Claus-It Didn’t Go as Planned | HFY Stories
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Aliens Tried to Arrest Santa Claus-It Didn’t Go as Planned | HFY Stories
Aliens Shocked by the Gifts Humans Brought to the Galactic Gift Exchange | HFY Stories
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Aliens Shocked by the Gifts Humans Brought to the Galactic Gift Exchange | HFY Stories
Earth Was Destroyed. 3,000 Years Later, Humans Returned with a Vengeance. | HFY Stories
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Earth Was Destroyed. 3,000 Years Later, Humans Returned with a Vengeance. | HFY Stories
Aliens Thought the War Would Last Years-Humans Ended It in Hours | HFY Stories
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Aliens Thought the War Would Last Years-Humans Ended It in Hours | HFY Stories
Why Humans Are the Only Species Aliens Refuse to Provoke | HFY Stories
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Why Humans Are the Only Species Aliens Refuse to Provoke | HFY Stories
Our ‘Deathworld’ Terrified Them-Until They Faced Us Head-On | HFY Stories
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Our ‘Deathworld’ Terrified Them-Until They Faced Us Head-On | HFY Stories
Enjoyable fun. Need this sort of story after a very hot, bad day at work.😅
What an interesting story of people that refuse to take a hint.😂😂😂
He forgot to mention the kangaroos.
I love these Earth is a death world stories.
I'm glad you like them! Thanks for the comment!
Early enjoy these they're a bit of silly fun. If anyone is actually writing these do a story where the aliens show up on Halloween.
Hmm that's a good idea! I will plan on doing one of these. Thanks for the comment!
I'll listen to that 😂
Aw who's a good boy
This was delightful. I laughed out loud. Keep them coming. My nighttime activity.
They'd really freak out if they knew that the smell of cut grass isn't grass but mold spores... 🤣
Your paranas are a freshwater fish you could at least come out with some other kind of predatory fish that actually lives in the ocean
This story is pitiful at best
Oh hush😂 if there's aliens playing in the oceans then we can have piranha and shark in the same water😊😊
Orcas and Piranjas in the same water?????
I said the same thing
As MORK " Robin Williams " used to say, AH! HUMOR !! Great Si-Fi space comedy!!🤣🤣👌👍✌
Let's DANCE!
I like listening to the same story 50 times over.
Not quite a humans are equivalent to space orcs type of story but close enough and its funny to imagine living this scenario.
please stop making images wider by placing the same image next to it, its annoying feature to even see in the image.
This channel's the best LOL😂
Well we did ate cleaning agents, so there is that
What is holding the ladders up?
Silly, but a well worth listen. Very funny!
FELIZ ANO NOVO !!!
Feliz ano novo!
Even better then the hold my beer story 😂
0:56 UNDEE! 😂
Aliens: they like to blow things up! Lets invade! Humans: bring it on!!
This one is a genuine treat.
Extra points for being in the Rio de Janeiro
Fortunately, they were intelligent enough not to come around Christmas.
Watching an octopus attempt ballet? I would expect the octopus to do better than the aliens.
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❤😂😂 funny but great story 😊😊😊
That was HILARIOUS!! I especial love the point where they said: "Human's don't survive despite the chaos, they survive because of it. It's like an evolutionary arms race. They keep pushing the boundaries of danger until the universe gives up on trying to kill them." HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Happy new years
Earth flora is not terrifying. Or at least they didn't see any terrifying stuff yet, just some _"annoying"_ cases
Allergies are immune reactions . They take weeks or months to develop.. like getting a vaccination you are not immune immediately it takes a few weeks to be immune
3 humans are sent to zzizix prime the weird environment and culture starts the hilarity. Could be awesome to explore.
Hilarious!
I dont think ive laughed so hard in the food section
Theo must be from Manitoba Canada
who reject free health carte only one country lol usa
Very funny! I really enjoyed this story.
10:10 "Earth's 'Antiergies': Still Still Snezzing and Swelding." Gotta love a.i. generated images
The fact that she pushed that barbell through her abdomen is terrifying indeed.
40:17 missed opportunity. _Couldn't laugh off?_ Damn sure before going nuclear we'd meme-bomb the thing.
They should have sent a commercial floor mixer, with a dough hook.
*cheerful humming of ancient battle songs accompanied by the metallic clinking of assault rifle magazines being speed loaded* "Yea, but you get used to it after awhile"
*me relaxing in my bed after finishing a beer* "Man, classifying us as a deathworld seems harsh" *also me realizing I am laying down within 12 feet of a rifle, a pistol, a smaller pistol I named "pocket rocket", a big pocket knife I use to open boxes (mostly)* along with hundreds of rounds of assorted ammunition and some random bits of tactical gear "just to be safe" the fun part about the ammo is some of it is just practice ammo, some of it is hollow point ammo for some extra *pizz-azz* and some of it is body armor penetrating rounds. I did not even consider that sleeping in a room full of weapons and enough ammo to get into multiple shootouts or survive in the forest is "strange" until now 😂😂😂 not like im gonna change or anything, I like my stuff, but the idea humans love fighting and crave it at a subconscious level is...fair
Of course you can't have intergalactic piece if you're sneaking around other people's kitchen and accusing them of being some sort of weapon smuggling master. And of course someone comes up with a stupid picture that has nothing to do with reality. Kids did not even exist back in the early caveman days
hey, write story about death worlders music disruption to harmonic resonate creature affecting mating, war.... maybe how blues jazz or heavy metal affected alien worlds or the alien crew of a space ship... lol get to writing.... also something about how screaming guitar (Steve via, Joe satriani ) makes draco's go mad. add song clips in back ground,,,,, crystal structure creatures disrupted by blues (jimmy hendrix) . human power of mystical control through chaos... "this music terrified the council , the human said blues music is a soul weapon we own you alien" .... lol lol lol you probably with not even read this ,,,,
How did the pollen get inside their helmets?
To the author: That was very good. Thank you for that.