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Man this TTS meta has really evolved from the days of WWWW

Lmfao

Lmao robo Mercury

GG rhapsody

Why did it sound like bohemian rhapsody in the beginning 😂

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Wow, that was amazing!

hahahaha

This has got to be the best donno ever.

If everyone in the world understood sc and has watched artosis stream, this would go down has one of the funniest things ever! This is pure gold!

No Arty you lost because you are bad at the video game. Please give up being bad at the video game and merc yourself. At least then your 4 children would have a chance to have a father that is not a looser.

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I love artosis and Tasteless so much. Can't wait to see them casting giant tournaments again (like SC2 WC or battle aces IEM or whatever)

I just came back to the Starcraft community after what feels like years, and I'm already greeted with a clip of Artosis being Artosis. It feels like nothing has changed since I left!

To me is just baffling artosis keeps playing terran vs protoss match ups and keeps being surprised the protoss stomp him.

Its bacawz ifn he wuz a virgun that uranus would be throbbing from that backdoor plundering.

Despite the fact that he's a father of four and has a loving wife, that was some real virgin energy. Good ol Artosis.

I am enjoying his casts but i have to say he was always an average player regardless of when he played the game especially because he never understood even up to this day that Broodwar is in fact a real time strategy game where decisions matter. Actually, all that he does is to do the same thing every game then complain when it does not work out.

lol

If you have to say it…..

Otherwise getting pounded like that would have hurt

And he will never learn cause he never accepts responsibility 😂 Same as his eternal 44/44 supply block

I remember Artosis saying that becoming a father was the best thing ever because he now had proof that he's not a virgin and as such became immune to virgin insults in Starcraft.

what a cope

His wife came to ask him a question during the marine SCV rush to kill the nat and distracted him. So he mis-microed the NAT bust in that game.

He might have 4 kids but he's still conceptually a virgin

It means he's really experienced at sex, and can provide pleasure even while receiving pain.

Is the most failed gaming career that Ive ever seen

I think he meant flash is a virgin

Me :p hey if he didnt over apm hed notice and not lose early Artosis: BANNED

It means if he was a virgin (and subtly implies his opponent IS a virgin, since Tosis is losing to him 'cos of reasons explained below), without a family to provide, without 4 children to raise, without need to spend a lot of his time on family matters, how a 40-y/o virgin's life would look like, and only play the game, he would DESTROY that noob easily. But since his time resource is very limited, he can't play as much as he would like to.

If you go frame by frame you can see the cursor switch to the drag select cursor instead of right-clicking the bunker lmao

It means he would have defeated him with his untouched bussy, Luigi style.

no matter how he rage, he will always play game, that's all it counts but that's really out of pocket

Wife aggro thats what he means

thats lag right there

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Lol wut

High Templars are good Defilers are fair but my SCV'S THEY DIDN'T REPAIR

To quoth the Dan: THEY DIDN'T REPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This had to be intentional. There's no way he missed the fact there was no repair animations. But hey rage sells

Arty skipped to the anger phase, then skipped to acceptance in an instant with that face.

You ever see gifs of when Goku, Piccolo, or that one dude from Naruto (I think) when they take off their weighted garments and become 10x as powerful? That's Artie with his stream of insanity and Mario smut fanfics. When Artie can play with just gamesounds or even in silence, his focus is razorsharp. No one knows this, but Artie is actually more powerful than Flash or Queen when he focuses up and silences his chat. Thank you for documenting Artie's descent into madness, Invisible Men. You're doing god's work.

If you look, he selects the SCVs, then boxes the bunker instead of just clicking. Flash wood of repaired.

lol. left click, left him sick.

My metallic screams echoing across the void.

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I cant believe this is a thing 😆at the same time I can

30:04 Artois should seriously learn the language of his ancestors.