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I really didn't like this bit in the TV show, but just listening to it on its own is actually pretty great

1:35

Oh now Jewel looks like a grown ass man

My shit lol needed to hear it

[Verse 1] 3:30, in the afternoon I should be doing my homework, inside my own room But, bad luck, got me messed up I'm in the locker room and now I'm stuck, guess I’m a goner now See I was walking, Snot was talking, I remembered something I forgot to grab my wallet because I was rushing Then he said, "I'm finna go my grandma's house" I shrugged and I turned around Back to the school but then who did I found? (Murtz!) Oh no, this not who I want to see Was runnin' 'til I saw an opening And now the whole soccer team's bound to freak! (yee!) She's approaching the locker, they're done practicing soccer She's opening the locker, wish there was some way to block her Verse 2] So these, girls pull me out of the locker Talkin' 'bout, "What the hell you doing up in here?" I'm like, "Hold up (beep) You need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear? She’s like, "Woah, who you calling a (beep)?" I'm like, "You", she like, "Who?" I’m like, "You (beep), wait, hold up Let me explain all the shit I've been going through Now let's start over, my name’s Steve, it’s nice to meet you ladies" "Cut that bullcrap Steve, we know that you've been acting shady So listen close, cause this what we are gonna do When someone is creeping, we call in Jewel", not Jewel! "Yes Jewel" Oh no, Jewel looks like a grown ass man Fourteen years old, at least 250 pounds She’s coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish The roof caved in, on top of her, oh my God, it’s Lewis! [Verse 3] 3:47, in Principal Lewis's room This fool is having a panic attack, I hope this is over soon He was talking 'bout, "Budget cuts, no pest control for months I wasn’t perving or looking at butts I was in the A.C. hunting for rats, I swear to God" Man, that's your business, not my business, I don't need no update "I got a new woman so we need to get our stories straight" We? What the (beep) you talking 'bout, man? There’s no we "Steve, if my new woman hear about this, she gon' leave (choo!) Wait, what the heck was that? Sounded like a rat" Then he pulled out a Jericho nine millimeter, started busting And just when I thought it couldn't get more scary When he opened the door, the rat turned out to be secretary Mary [Verse 4] So I’m, speeding down the street Reaching for my phone about to have a fit I’m calling the one dude who can help me out of this mess (bring) Come on Snot, I need you (bring) To pick up the damn phone right now (bring) And the next part's so jacked up that it hurts! (bring) The dude that picked up wasn’t Snot, it was Murtz! Hello? [Verse 5] I'm tripping, what the heck is going on? Maybe I called the wrong number, and got the wrong phone But, the doors are open, smells like potpourri I walk in and what do I see? Snot and Murtz playing Risk! I'm betrayed, my favorite game, you're playing with this bully? What, now y'all close? Wait, you're drinking milk and cookies?! Snot was like, "Listen", no no, no no no "I can explain", well then, go ahead and explain yourself Then Murtz jumped up, said, "I'll explain so that you two will cool it See his dad died and my dad died and Risk is therapeutic" I was like, "Amen", Snot was like, "Amen to that, I love Risk" "I love Risk too", damn, you all bonded over Risk? That's beautif- Principal Lewis kicked in the door Waving a .44, talking 'bout "Don’t speak, don’t move no more" But Snot's mom came in and said, "Lewis baby, put down that gun and uncock it" And that’s when we noticed, they was wearing, the very same locket [Verse 6] Now we all on the floor feelin clueless It’s hard to believe that Snot's mom was banging Lewis Then Lewis says, "It’s been a hell of a day I’m glad this whole thing is out, wait, why you wearing a negligee? How you even know that you was fittin to see me? And whose clothes are those thrown over the TV?" And Snot’s mom was like, But-but-but-but-but-but", stuttering all over the place And Lewis said, "Girl unless you got Parkinson’s, start talking straight" "Baby is everything okay?" "Wait, hold up, I know this ain’t the dude that’s the reason for the cabaret lingerie" Then Lewis starts waving his gun around and busting shots off in the closet Then Greg fell out, cried, "Avery, how could you be so dishonest?" Snot’s, mom, screamed, now Greg’s pager's flashing blue He says, "My bae's got a clue", next thing his man is in the room Seven minutes later, twelve adults with they guns out Talking about you (beep) her and I (beep) him while they all scream and shout Then, Principal Lewis started laughing Just sitting there, giggling to himself, just laughing He said, "Well now that we've all made the connection I hope everybody was using protection" And they all started laughing because of course nobody had Snot’s mom, Greg and Stelio and this new couple Gina and Chad They was all just laughing, just giggling and laughing And we snuck out while they was laughing

American Dad they will drop an album on the 25th of October 🔥 its on Twitter

25th of October, they will drop an album, its on Twitter 🔥🔥 get ready y'all

Snot was like “listen” 😭😂😅

We wt the fuk

I love love love this song the first time I listen to this song I was hooked instantly today is Saturday August 24 2024

Is there going to be any more trapped in a locker

Oh wow american dad has the best songs ever and Steve Smith has a iconic singing voice 😍 👏 🙌 ❤️ 👌 💜 😍

Ai version of this please sumone

AMERICAN DAD ALBUM CONFIRMED!!!!

“Then he pulled out a Jericho 9 millimeter started busting” 😂

"Avery how could you be so dishonest" flashes through my head everyday.

"Oh no, June looks like a grown ass man" 😂😂 kills me everytime

This is fire 🔥

They bleep bitch but not shit, hahaha

Oh no, jule looms like a grown ass man, 14 years old and atleast 250 pounds. Thlse are the best lyrics ever

This is actually 6:16 seconds long wtf 😂😂😂

The way he does the sound effects and voices is like 90% as funny as R Kelly doing the same thing in the original

If I had the vocal talent or skills I’d perform this for my school talent show 😂 will definitely need to get some vocal lessons/training soon lol.

This is so hard 😆😆😆

He put his whole soul into “wish there was someway to block her”

5:52 😂

The shoe tap is classic!😂😂😂

Budget cuts 😂

"I want it all day long...I'm addicted to this song!"

"I was in the AC man hunting for rats, I swear to God" 😂😂😂

Has to be my favorite "oh no jewel looks like a grown ass man"

Oh no June look like a grown ass man😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This suddenly showed up in my recommendeds and I'm very happy to have been reminded of its existence.

its actually better than the original song lol

Seven mins later 12 adults with they guns out, talking about you beeped her and i beeped him while they all scream and shout

This song should not go this hard 🔥🔥

3:42 The way he sung Milk and Cookies is just beautiful T.T

I see why Steve loves francine and I don't blame him

I'm better lol

People do that to me at school

Make a full song plus the snoop

“Let’s start over my names Steve it’s nice meet u ladies” 😭 so good

I dont even say shit like this but this song is fire

00:39 - 00:58

JULE LOOKS LIKE A GROWN ASS MAN AT LEAST 250 pounds. I just know one of them wanted to add that in there after the animation was done😂😂😂.

if steve was real, man oh man. lmao

lmfao they gotta get more creative

literally vivarium

I need an uncensored version without the beeps

Use AI I wanna hear this cover with STEVES Voice!