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Breaking news muslims are the majority and germans are now the minority 😂

You’re not supposed to use fork/knife to eat pizza 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Together for 5 Married for 1 Divorced in 2

😂 accurate Love Germany 🇩🇪

You should collab with Feli from Germany. She would absolutely love your personality!

I agree that German beers are the best, and that is why I stick with Kronenbourg and Pilsner Urquell.

Need to watch video of old NFL football... runners carrying bodies of men as they run (Larry Csonka), crazy runs by Barry Sanders or complete, brutal hits by Dick "Night Train" Lane

If he's impressed by this, he should watch the NFL Longest Completions Air Yards (LCAY) during regulation game videos. They're about equivalent in distance to longest recorded futbol goalie throws, almost 70 meters, except, there's another human that needs to run that distance before the Quarterback gets creamed,....or the receiver gets creamed right after he secures the ball, without the ball ever hitting the turf (or pitch in EU)😮

In football once the play starts it continues until its conclusion even if the clock runs out during the play. It would just mean the quarter or game is over after the play finishes.

If you liked these runs, watch the runs titled 'Beast Quake' & 'Beast Quake 2.0' featuring Marshawn Lynch. He will instantly become your favorite player*. Bonus! If you watch his interviews he may also become your favorite person. *It is my sad duty to report, he has retired from the game of American Football 😢

Single woman with a husband 😂??

Speaking of bears 😂🤣💀

Thanks. You helped me remember why I find Germans so annoying.

He complains about the “Efficiency” of the restaurant… Yet spells it “Effiency?” Maybe this German can teach Americans about Oven Efficiency, except we’re not talking about Jews here. Any German with a brain in his head knows to not broach ANY subject that touches on ovens.

She actually married this jerk!?

Why does he keep calling her “weasel wife”? 😂🤣

thx for the explanation about not eating crust, i am now aware that i avoid tough things in life. danke shone.

My wife puts ranch on everything, pizza, wings, chicken tenders, fries, tots, etc. I make it with sour cream instead of mayo because of the calories. My recipe is Sour Cream, fresh squeezed lemon juice, dried onions, garlic powder, onion powder, dried dill, dried chives, dried hot pepper flakes, dried red bell pepper, sea salt and freshly ground black pepper. I still have never had Chicago Deep Dish though...

Did this guy do a few lines of coke before filming?

Dudes a tool bag

Calm down Dude !

Damn...you're irritating!

LOOK UP MORE AMERICAN COLLEGE FOOTBALL TO REACT TO PLEASE I KNOW YOU WILL LOVE & ENJOY WATCHING THEM ALL

IF GERMANY IS SO GREAT GO BACK AND STAY THEIR THIS IS AMERICA WE DON''T CATER JUST TO YOU, OPTIONS ARE LIKE ASS HOLES EVERY BODY HAS ONE.

As a German, he may be the most annoying German guy I've ever watched.

Now I know what a German on cocaine looks like.

she has to put up with this dude. lol

Ranch is usually a mixture of sour cream, mayonnaise, buttermilk, and a few herbs.

I went to Germany and I was most disappointed with the beer. It's not bad, but it's not as good as most German's would make you believe. American beer, real American beer, is better in most cases. I am not talking about Bud or Miller. I am talking about real beer from real small breweries. The variety is unmatched. Americans have always done one thing better than any other country, and that's taking something from another country and not being afraid to experiment and try to improve or just come up with new variations of something that's already good.

Punk.

Ice in drinks in the USA started a long time ago when the USA became a massive exporter of ice for safe food storage, but had so much surplus, that they started using it in drinks as a way to show how rich we are. We just never stopped using it in our drinks, and it became a cultural norm. Also, this video had me dying lol! You both are hilarious!

I now know where all the German cartoon characters come from. Yaaw!

I’m a Chicagoan, it was 4 degrees this morning. But it’s better than the below zero temps we get in January. Glad to have to have you here! ❄️ ❄️❄️

It's refreshing to see another food reaction channel. Stay humble my friends. When foreigners take jabs at American food,beer and drinks,like it's inferior to theirs, they usually demise pretty quick.

this dude is an ass(ole

Deep dish is gross and not pizza. The only question is NY style v Detroit style.

You can ask for no/light ice😂

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS ANNOYING AS F... and I watch Kurt Caz.....Still trying to find any comedic or efficacious value here!

Poor Vita, being married to such an arrogant ass.

Bud beer is not the only American Beer! There are plenty that are brewed here that rival any German beer, just facts!

Why do you have to perform that reflexive, faux-Euro-superiority routine? It's quite tedious. Yes, GERMANY - the land of man's concern for his fellow man. (Uh-hmmm.) Like so many other European content-creators, you feel the need to perform with that ubiquitous stance of an anthropology student examining the 'noble savages' in some far-off land which is just SO foreign and exotic, as you take copious field notes and look down your nose at your 'subjects.' (Cue canned laughter-track.) Again, it's quite, quite tedious. It's also your defense mechanism, lest you let your guard down for a single moment and absorb and assess and appreciate another culture for the fact that it is not YOUR culture. By always playacting the 'superiority' routine, you shield yourself against actually experiencing anything. If every one of your videos is going to conclude with 'We do things so much better in Germany....' (Again, cue laugh-track), then why even bother either visiting any other places OR recording a video about the experience? It is a waste of your time AND OURS. It's pointless . . . and, yes, TEDIOUS. Ta. Warum müssen Sie diese reflexartige, falsche europäische Überlegenheitsroutine abziehen? Es ist ziemlich langweilig. Ja, DEUTSCHLAND - das Land, in dem sich der Mensch um seine Mitmenschen sorgt. (Ähm.) Wie so viele andere europäische Content-Ersteller haben Sie das Bedürfnis, diese allgegenwärtige Haltung eines Anthropologiestudenten einzunehmen, der die „edlen Wilden“ in einem fernen Land untersucht, das einfach SO fremd und exotisch ist, während Sie sich ausführliche Feldnotizen machen und auf Ihre „Untertanen“ herabsehen. (Eingespieltes Gelächter folgt.) Noch einmal, es ist ziemlich, ziemlich langweilig. Es ist auch Ihr Abwehrmechanismus, damit Sie nicht auch nur einen Moment lang Ihre Deckung fallen lassen und eine andere Kultur aufnehmen, bewerten und schätzen, weil es nicht IHRE Kultur ist. Indem Sie immer die „Überlegenheitsroutine“ nachspielen, schützen Sie sich davor, tatsächlich etwas zu erleben. Wenn jedes Ihrer Videos mit „Wir machen die Dinge in Deutschland so viel besser ...“ endet (erneut Lachband), warum sollten Sie sich dann überhaupt die Mühe machen, andere Orte zu besuchen ODER ein Video über die Erfahrung aufzunehmen? Es ist Zeitverschwendung für Sie UND UNS. Es ist sinnlos ... und, ja, LANGWEILIG. Danke.

Nothing would ever please this man in regard to food!

What are you talking about, re: USA? They are TRYING to MOVE out of the way. And they DID. When there is GRIDLOCK, there are more than a few automobiles involved. It's something of a team effort......Yes? Why do you have to perform that reflexive, faux-Euro-superiority routine? It's quite tedious. Yes, GERMANY - the land of man's concern for his fellow man. (Uh-hmmm.) Like so many other European content-creators, you feel the need to perform with that ubiquitous stance of an anthropology student examining the 'noble savages' in some far-off land which is just SO foreign and exotic, as you take copious field notes and look down your nose at your 'subjects.' (Cue canned laughter-track.) Again, it's quite, quite tedious. It's also your defense mechanism, lest you let your guard down for a single moment and absorb and assess and appreciate another culture for the fact that it is not YOUR culture. By always playacting the 'superiority' routine, you shield yourself against actually experiencing anything. If every one of your videos is going to conclude with 'We do things so much better in Germany....' (Again, cue laugh-track), then why even bother either visiting any other places OR recording a video about the experience? It is a waste of your time AND OURS. It's pointless . . . and, yes, TEDIOUS. Ta. Wovon redest du, bezüglich: USA? Sie VERSUCHEN, aus dem Weg zu gehen. Und das taten sie. Wenn es zu einem Stillstand kommt, sind mehr als nur ein paar Autos beteiligt. Es ist etwas einer Teamleistung......Ja? Warum müssen Sie diese reflexartige, vorgetäuschte Euro-Überlegenheitsroutine durchführen? Es ist ziemlich langweilig. Ja, DEUTSCHLAND - das Land der Sorge des Menschen um seine Mitmenschen. (Äh-hmmm.) Wie so viele andere europäische Content-Ersteller verspüren Sie das Bedürfnis, mit dieser Allgegenwärtigkeit aufzutreten Haltung eines Anthropologiestudenten, der die „edlen Wilden“ in einem fernen Land untersucht ist einfach SO fremd und exotisch, wenn man sich reichlich Feldnotizen macht und von oben herab auf sich selbst schaut 'Themen.' (Stichwort: Gelächter aus der Dose.) Auch hier ist es ziemlich, ziemlich langweilig. Es ist auch Ihr Abwehrmechanismus, damit Sie nicht auch nur einen einzigen Moment unvorsichtig werden und eine andere Kultur aufzunehmen, einzuschätzen und zu schätzen, denn sie ist nicht IHRE Kultur. Indem Sie immer die Routine der „Überlegenheit“ spielen, schützen Sie sich davor, tatsächlich etwas zu erleben. Wenn jedes Ihrer Videos mit „Wir machen es in Deutschland viel besser …“ endet. (Nochmals Stichwort Lachspur), warum sollte man sich dann überhaupt die Mühe machen, andere Orte zu besuchen ODER ein Video aufzunehmen? über die Erfahrung? Es ist eine Verschwendung Ihrer UND UNSERER Zeit. Es ist sinnlos. . . und ja, mühsam. Ta

This dude is a clown. Complain complain. Are all Germans like you? I think not. I find this guy close minded. Thumbs down for me. America defeated you once before. Horrible review. Go back to Germany and stay there. 😈

Ranch Dressing was invented at Hidden Valley Ranch in California. They continue to be one of the largest manufacturers of it. Ranch dressing is made from buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into mayonnaise

Maybe you could say "fuck" one more time

Pizza is American... it was Italian-Americans who created pizza due to the abundance of ingredients here... Italy has imported the idea of pizza from its diaspora

doesn't look like deep dish.

Vita missed an easy joke. "I've never had a good time with an Italian inside of me. It was the WURST."

haha never seen this channel before, but you have a great sense of humor, and absolutely NO SHAME in public...I love it!