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Black hole drawing in your own spells 😂😢😂😢

that was beautiful.

Damn my laptop will probably melt if I do this kind of build 😂. It's very beautiful though!!

Next time, get the health glitch, so you can have 2k health or more and ... still die to polymorph or your own wand... wait...

Im one shot boss with 33 orbs

Hämis 👍

having 800 hp on a 10 hour run is mad skill issue

12 frames... all it took was 12 frames

Wow holy shit man your planet looks like a Hive world

10h run no saving grace?

the f*ck you did it for? Shooting at the walls continuously, autism issue xd

Pretty sure having heavy shot on a self damaging projectile isn't the greatest idea.

10 hours and only 800HP? weak

Ok. Now what about 28 ng+ 34 orb final boss oneshot?

I love how the hardest part of a successful Noita run like this one, is finding a way to die. lol

One-shotting 11-orb kolmi is actually pretty easy, but still so satisfying. I one-shotted it about 100 times over with my triplicate-powered STP wand and Eat Your Vegetables with super high satiation.

10 hours without parallel world and so small hp level??? 🤣

It's funny that standing next to a propane tank, you didn't die from it

156 deaths and 15 wins is so noita

Why do i have 150 hours in this game but still garbage

this game is crazy, I somehow beat the game after 16 hours on steam, now I have 40 and still cant beat it again

Nice one. I've had around 6 god runs, but I haven't gone past NG++, and haven't really mastered ultra-high-damage wands. I once got the "Gods are afraid" while messing with wands, but I don't really know what I did (didn't know what that achievement meant at the time, I think I was shooting at a burned out statue).

Can't go about with a wand that can hurt you + has bounces and spells to power integrated to it, and not expect things to go bad lol u_u"

Noita moment

How to record such long replays? Preferably in good quality

4:20 no u

I love swappers i love swappers I love swappers i love swappers I love swappers i love swappers I died WAAAY TO MANY times by my projectiles by them changing position with me

By the time I start experimenting with wands, I usually have around 10k-20k health and 4+ stainless armors, plus saving grace haha I still Noita'd myself with a self-replicating omega sawblade spell though (turns out homing only works on the sawblade if there are any alive enemies on the screen, otherwise, the only alive enemy is you)

Your own projectiles went into following the black hole

how can you be so stupid bro

The black hole

I had to slow it down to 0.25 to see what happened, didn't know black holes could do that

ever single time I die in the game,i just want to kms more

Cause of death: Hubris

I liked the constant excessive circle of vigor usage, like full health would save you from your own self destruction

you died in 3 frames lol

feel your pain

Big L here

RIPBozo, don't cast damaging spells while your jumping around like your on adderall.

Can't say Ive been there, most 10hr+ runs I lose to poly

On this week i died on two similar runs and these death's sponsored by polymorphin, it doesn't matter how much hp you have or how much damage you have in your wand if ship goes "beeee" :) 😢

Just open the game with an .exe from the game files while not doing anything in the old window and your death will be reverted

Pro tip for anyone struggling with low max HP, keep your eye out for the blood mages. They’re the red wizards with the deformed head. There’s a little trick you can do with them to get a ton of max HP. The blood mages shoot projectiles at you which cut your max health in half each time you are hit and when the debuff wears off your health is doubled to return to normal. This means if you have a ton of the debuffs stacked and then pick up a +max health, that additional max health will be doubled every time each debuff wears off. Bring a blood mage to a health pickup, coat yourself in ambrosia, let him hit you a bunch, pick up the max health, and then you’ll have a shit ton of HP. Can be hard to pull off but still extremely valuable. Hope this helps 👍

Noooooo, your first mistake was only having 800 HP ten hours in 😭😭

Rule #1 of Noita: If there is any possibility of your own wand damaging you, no matter how small the chance or how little the damage, you will die by your own wand

Subbed for more Noita content.

As soon as you got to Temple Of The Art, I said to myself, "A mage is gonna mess you up". Not sure if that dude counts as a mage, but he definitely magicked you. It was beautiful how your own mega-powered shot is what came back to finish you off. The hell creature he polymorphed you into had lots of HP.

Of all the ways you could have died, that was one of them, lol. When you started playing with the Divide By spells I figured you would find a way to murder yourself. Then when you added the Heavy Shot I was sure you'd die by your own wand. It's kind of hard to even tell how you died there. You cast the Black Hole which blew up a hidden propane tank, but that wasn't enough to kill you. It seems the Black Hole also dragged all of your own damaging spells nearby directly onto it, which was where you were standing. I guess the Heavy Shot projectiles finished you off. Edit: Yeah, the Game Over screen said you died by your own projectile.