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Tests From The Future
Добавлен 3 июл 2023
Direct from the 23rd century, this weekly podcast sees Simon & Dirk discussing new technologies, recent discoveries and everyday life… in the future!
186: The Salt Water Scandal
And there we were, thinking that our alien friends, the Luminati, were sooo perfect. As it turns out, they have been stealing our salt water all this time! As a souvenir, no less! Apparently having a planet full of salty water is pretty rare, galactically speaking. How did it get that far? How did they even do it? And has it really been three years since our first episode reached the 21st century? You'll learn all those things in this episode.
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00:00 - Hell...
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185: 21st Century Excavation Site
Просмотров 1416 часов назад
We visited a pretty rare location; a place where archeologists have unearthed a 21st century neighbourhood, where there's a museum that displays typical artifacts from the time. Sometimes there were information labels and sometimes we guessed what was going on. Did those chicken bones in the rubbish bin really mean 21st century people ate actual chickens? How did they keep their precious asphal...
184: Space Travel Delay
Просмотров 6День назад
Oh no! Against all expectations, fast space travel is getting delayed. As it turns out, we are missing one essential component, and it's nowhere to be found in our solar system. Before we figure out how to deal with that, project members are fired, new timelines are agreed on, and costs explode. In the meantime, if any of our listeners know how to get their hands on some good old fashioned hypo...
183: Mr. Dobalina and the Meaning of Life
Просмотров 914 дней назад
While Simon and Dirk are away, Mr. Dobalina explains the meaning of life, how to spend your time wisely, and where the Bomp comes from. To confirm this episode went back in time, please email michaellasagna5@gmail.com (mailto:michaellasagna5@gmail.com?subject=183) with the episode number in the subject line. We may even respond to your message in a future episode! Chapters 00:00 - Hello 00:20 -...
182: Fairy Tale Folk
Просмотров 1828 дней назад
Remember 'The Greatest Discovery' as detailed in episode 145 (www.testsfromthefuture.com/test/145) ? It wasn't aliens, America, or even peanut butter and jam sandwiches; rather it was when the Fairy Tale Folk were discovered in the Caucasus, seven years ago. Since we received many questions about these people, we decided to dedicate a full episode to this discovery. Do you want to know how they...
181: How to Clone a Dragon
Просмотров 20Месяц назад
Did you think that dragons were real when you were younger? As it turns out… you were right! They were real, and they can be again, and all you need to do is wait 200 years… or follow the instructions in this episode! We'll tell you the ingredients you need, what to do with them, and which challenges you might face along the way, including finding the time for these kinds of frivolities. But do...
180: Another Big Bang
Просмотров 17Месяц назад
Remember that second universe? That spontaneously started appearing recently? As it turns out, its appearance was less spontaneous and more the result of the Partians wanting to prove that they were correct. The good news is they were indeed correct! The bad news is it might just be the end of everything. Let's see if we can fix that. To confirm this episode went back in time, please email mich...
179: The Largest Skyscraper Ever
Просмотров 16Месяц назад
If there isn't a podcast episode about it, does it really exist? Well, for today's topic we don't need to worry about that anymore! And rather than just talking about it, we actually visit the (soon to be) largest skyscraper ever. We were supposed to get a guided tour of the construction site, but end up exploring it on our own, while sitting on a big robot fly. That's a first, even for us! We ...
178: Celebrities from the Future
Просмотров 21Месяц назад
Enough about technology! Today it's all about the people that have a big influence on life in the 23rd century. To change things up a bit, neither the listener, nor Simon, knows up front which 5 celebrities we'll be talking about. To give away a few things though; topics that you'll hear about today include smoothies, LEGO, Star Trek and carrot carving - basically everything you can expect from...
177: Mystery Disappearance
Просмотров 72 месяца назад
Simon didn't show up for today's recording session and Dirk can’t even get into his apartment. So, what do 23rd century people do in such an emergency? They record a podcast episode about it! It's time to sort through the clues and speculate about different scenarios. Did somebody say pirates? To confirm this episode went back in time, please email michaellasagna5@gmail.com (mailto:michaellasag...
176: Portal Windows
Просмотров 362 месяца назад
Simon has a mystery item on the wall, covered by a cloth. It's a Portal Window! You can map it to any other Portal Window, on Earth or elsewhere. It gives you nice views, nice smells and nice sounds. Or not so nice ones, if you're unlucky. It also opens the 'door' to many creative ideas, such as playing squash with yourself. We talk about some of these ideas, but also don't hesitate to touch up...
175: Full Earth
Просмотров 112 месяца назад
Did you know that a Moon day lasts 28 Earth days? If that sounds like an easy calculation, you'll be surprised at how complicated things can get. For example, if you're born on the Moon, when is your birthday? Or when does the weekend start? And do they have Mondays on the Moon? What does 'down to earth' mean up there? And do we still have honeymoons in the 23rd century? Better gear up for a ge...
0: Missing Episodes
Просмотров 92 месяца назад
Where are the first 28 episodes of Tests From The Future? Simon and Dirk explain it all! To confirm this episode went back in time, please email michaellasagna5@gmail.com (mailto:michaellasagna5@gmail.com?subject=0) with the episode number in the subject line. We may even respond to your message in a future episode! Chapters 00:00 - Hello 00:15 - Missing Episodes 01:44 - Goodbye Credits Theme M...
174: Alien Immigration
Просмотров 152 месяца назад
We actually wanted to talk some more about Globust Engines, but the news catches up with us. After Dirk noticed many Partians along the river on his way to Simon, we try to figure out what's going on, live on the show. As it turns out, Partians are relocating to Earth for the moment, while they sort out a few galactic challenges back home. We check out the cams and report what we see, and what ...
173: Golden Toad Plague
Просмотров 112 месяца назад
Listening back to last week's episode on our old iPod got us a bit worried. It sounds as if we were talking about the "extinct" golden toad, which is everything but extinct. It's actually a bit of a plague. That's not the worrying part though! While we can hear our own voices, we don't actually remember saying those things. And since the plague has been around forever, the things we seem to hav...
just make sure the low fidelty wave burner doesnt just explode by how much you are sending
It's from the future! It can handle roughly 1,76 bazillion episodes!
Hello
Hello from the present! 👋🏾
As an Alien trapped on this trashheap of a planet I don't find this the least bit amusing!👽✌️
LOL! Sad to hear that you're trapped though! Did you try restarting the Triple Bazinga Engine? 😅
@@iPodIrene lol!😂👍
Is this me from the future ?
Hmmm, but your comment is from the past 😆
FIFTY-SIX
The answer to everything!
You saying we have to wait 200 years for aliens. What are they waiting for 😂
LOL I guess they're just waiting for us to finally invent the Croissizza! 🥐🍕😋
Im first hear 56 👽 😅
I hear 46 😁👍🏾
No shorts?😭
Apparently this is already pretty short for the future! 🤷🏾♀️