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SyphusBatterus
Добавлен 27 май 2006
Syphus is back out in society, new videos available now!
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Burger King Taco Opinion
Просмотров 2325 лет назад
My daughter and I give our opinions on the Burger King Taco.
Reasons I hate Texas
Просмотров 5 тыс.6 лет назад
Here I ranted while driving about what I don't like about Texas.
easterpeeps.MOV
Просмотров 81112 лет назад
A video I made last year around Easter about my favorite Easter candy, BLUE BUNNIES!
Wiener dog eats taters
Просмотров 36113 лет назад
Dachshund "Blitz" loves mashed potatoes. Look at the crazed look she gets in her eyes. Funny and cute at the same time.
Hudson Falcons Live From Fat Tuesday 7/22/2011 Fairfax VA
Просмотров 39313 лет назад
Hudson Falcons playing their song "Scab" at Fat Tuesday 7/22/2011. Featuring Uncle Chris Lynn of Triple Deuce on guitar.
Im your ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry BOMB!!!! runaways lip-sync
Просмотров 1,9 тыс.13 лет назад
Me doing my best impression of Cherie Curie of The Runaways. This was just for fun. it was late, and we were bored! I am not a crossdresser!
Shoutouts and thoughts
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A video where I give a shoutout to some people that were cool to me during a very dark period. I also talk about one person that was not.
Status Of My Life Right Now
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So I decided to make a video update and bring you up to speed on where my life is right now. Haven't made one in awhile. Thanks to Kathryn for inspiring me by making her first vid in awhile.
Cannibal Corpse Is EMO!
Просмотров 74914 лет назад
I decided to examine the lyrics of a Cannibal Corpse song "Make them suffer" and realize it sounds a bit emo I even sing a little of it emo-style. PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A JOKE
My earwicks!
Просмотров 63314 лет назад
I talk about my earwicks in response to MissHannahMinx and her earwicks
Dre Day
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Another video of me being silly singing along to the first part of Dre Day by Dr. Dre you can't really hear me singing so its more like lip synching and even that isn't very good.
Suds In The Bucket Karaoke
Просмотров 62014 лет назад
Me driving around singing along quite horribly I might add to "Suds In The Bucket" by Sara Evans. I got a look from another driver who looked at me like I was out of my gourd, its all good though. If you liked me singing along to "Country Boy" by Alan Jackson this one is even better
My daughter Zoey speaks about the color aquamarine
Просмотров 48715 лет назад
My daughter Zoey speaks about the color aquamarine
Syphus talks about his first post-prison movie going experience
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Syphus talks about his first post-prison movie going experience
33 month sentence in Federal Prison
Просмотров 56 тыс.17 лет назад
33 month sentence in Federal Prison
My little Zoey eating baby food for the first time
Просмотров 8 тыс.17 лет назад
My little Zoey eating baby food for the first time
Texas people get under my skin
Back in 2024 pre bull run watching this piece of art of 🫡 good old days 😢
I lived in Texas off and on for 55 years. I hated it then and I hate Texas now. Arrogance, stupid politics, good ole boy network and police, did I mention. Ignorance? I have a bunch of family in Texas including my grown children and their children. I don't care. I got out in 2017. When I was 17 and very pregnant with my first child, the klu klux klan had a rally in front of the court house on main Street in Grand Prairie. No thank you. My mom was born in Texas and passed in 2011 but before she died she said: This ain't the Texas I know.
Saw an ad for him last week, he's still out here grinding.
It's like that every were
My childhood
Only thing i can say about Texas is that people are mean af!!!! Soo fucking mean!!. Everyone's giving a stank eye, everyone has no consideration. Fuck texas.
In the 90s, i slew 98 frozen Whopper patties in one single blow (and by blow, i mean the bag ripped before i cld load them into the holding freezer at the flame broiler; No Long Nails in a Kitchen, Kids!!!). I was deemed... Whopper Dropper // Ironically, that day the manager... had the name WENDY. SABOTAGE?!!!?? Dave... i'm onto you... for what yr daughter did... i am also drinking. ...Correction: disregard this entirely
"All these other places can F the F OFF!!!!!" 😂🤣😭
The Weather sucks, the Air Quality is shit, and they're too politically driven. Must be something in the water over there 😂
This video gave them leverage they never deserved
If any video deserves an AI upscale on the internet...
Texans are suposed to act like Texans, but you are judging them? For being Texans? For being themselves? Are you being yourself?
OMG, you moved to the bible belt, and you are surprised that they act like Texans.
Texans will sh*** on Californians all day but get so butthurt when u talk trash about their garbage state
So go back to that shit hole state of Virginia
Move and take the 10 million whiny California's with you B
I will but not before I vote Democrat in a few more elections.
@@SyphusBatterus Your not hard to figure out.
The funny thing is Texas wouldn't be on the freaking map without the Californians moving there. The born n bred Texans are too stupid for any of their high profile corporations to hire. And most everyone I've met in Texas who's a doctor or veterinarian is from out of state. Texans are good at sniffing out oil reserves like some hound dog and that's about it.
@@SyphusBatterus savage 😂
Legendary
"Save to Playlist: 'Classic Videos'"
this is the greatest video I have ever witnessed with my own two eyes
Reading these comments it appears the California aholes have infested the place.
I grew up in Texas. I was born there, and I fucking hated it… I live in California now and I love it so much I wish I would’ve got here sooner.
The women are fun but so rude.
Texas leads the nation in repressed homosexual males.
the farts in texas are terrible. where are the fine babes???
Texas is just decades behind from the rest of civilization
Almost 20 years later...still need to come see every so often
I was 22 Years Burger King Franchisee and when I look this Video for 17 Years, my Heart skips the Beat....... thanks ❤️
This place is sucking the life outta me , only been back a week .
Been here a few years and "sucking the life out of me" sums my experience up.
Let me focus the argument a bit as to why Texas sucks. Granted everyone looks for different things in life but there’s a few areas where Texas is just objectively awful. The towns and cities here are ugly, car dependent, and run down. Everything is built cheaply here. They throw up strips malls and parking lots everywhere and anywhere. Then in 10 years when the building is decaying and looks horrible because it was built ooorly to begin with the abandon it and build another one next to it. Drivers here are stupid. Yes, literally stupid. They sit on their cell phones and ride in the left lane, refuse to yield, and then try and race you when you try and pass on the right. They are fake nice. Service roads make traffic worse with oncoming traffic testing to merge every half mile. Road construction is never completed. It’s too damn hot. There’s no actual culture to speak of. Labor laws are such to protect the good old boy system. They think Ted Cruz is an upstanding guy. The think Abbott is a great governor. Guns mean more to them than their own children do. Did I mention this place is ugly?
what a legend
1994-1995 : up and out around 2:00 a.m. at my dude's garage smoking bong rips and then this commercial drops. 😮...😂🤣😂😭 Nostalgia on 5000!!! R.I.P. Wheel Man
I didn't watch the full video, but assuming that this isn’t part of the video, I also hate how Texans say, “Don’t mess with a Texan” or whatever, which pretty much sums up its community. Such jerks because I tell them why the state isn’t for me. If you love Texas so much, why don't you follow your state motto, and continue that going forward? Geez.
Funnily enough "Don't Mess With Texas" was the slogan of an anti-littering campaign years ago (80s I think) but all these wanna be cowboys thought it made them sound bad ass so adopted it. You seem to get the general idea of the video even if you didn't watch it. I also spoke about how I don't like the zealous religious or political climate here.
@@SyphusBatterus Came here to say this too. I find it ironic because the amount of "love" Texans have for their state doesn't translate to keeping it clean. One of the dirtiest places I've lived.
Ah, the old school interspace...we were so young. So naive. Such optimism towards how much this technology would change the world for the better. We were half right. This is still the greatest video of all time. Sorry, Dahler Mehndi.
fuck texas let them be there own country so we can invade and steal the oil its a win win also mexico would easily take them over with out us protection
God Save The Burger King!!!😁😆😁
No Hands....🙈🧠🧠🧠🧠
Man this brother is not lying. I currently live in Texas and I’m Christian. I moved here 10 years ago from Alabama and let me tell you I’m done being down south. What have a few interviews in a few spots I’ve visited out of state and I can’t wait to leave this place. The people are so arrogant and ignorant. God will judge the proud and give grace to the humble. These prideful Christians are just religious but not truly born again.
Funniest thing about this video for me is the sheer number of fast food joints he is flipping the bird to. I’m from Seattle, very few national fast food chains there. There’s are maybe 2 Burger Kings in the whole city. It’s mostly just McDonald’s, I think a couple Wendy’s and Taco Bell’s. I used to see the commercials for Sonic all the time going back to the 90’s but never actually went to one until about five years ago in Olympia. I never went to a Carl’s Jr. until I had to go to Vancouver Washington (Oregon border) for work and they had one there.
Sounds like you need Christ in your life
Really doesn’t.
It’s not for libs
For sure. But be aware there are a lot of libs moving here it might sway left one day. I'll just point and laugh and I will probably be out of there at that point.
You hate freedom and patriotism?
No, I hate prejudice in all it's ugly forms, and everything is bigger in Texas.
@@SyphusBatterus Yeah including idiots. I am referring to the everything is bigger in Texas part. 🤣
Hank, please don’t use that sentence ever again.
Texas mexicans are the worst. Stay far away from them!
Texas people are aggressive southern speaking pieces of shit.
Classic iykyk
I have a question Why are you following a girl that is a MINOR when you are like 65!?that is just weird
Same reason the court of armed opinions throws minors in ADULT prison for breaking an armed opinion!
I’m glad I’m part of the elite few who’s seen this video 16 years ago
i saw it on google video before they bought youtube lmao.
Same!!
Moved here 6 years ago after graduating college and yeeeeah....I don't like it. Besides the heavily car-centric design (I hate driving, especially with Houston traffic and all the terrible drivers down here, plus I prefer walkable towns and cities), everything is just so damn backwards here and I've never had more people force their (also backwards) political views on me than while living down here. Currently plotting my exit strategy now. It's just such a toxic environment Also ditto on all the Christian stuff. I'm a believer too, but it's almost cult-like down here with Christianity being injected into almost everything. It's just really eery and off-putting, especially when you start getting into the rural communities.
Yep. I'm plotting my exit strategy too. I finally am in a relationship with a woman who wants out as bad as I do.
Yeah the car dependency in Texas is VERY annoying!
I can relate. I'm trying to get out of this backwoods state and into the rust belt. But in all honesty, Texas wouldn't be too bad if not for the Texans. Also yes it's funny to me how addicted to their cars Texans are. I came here expecting to see more people walking, like rugged cowboys. But tough yesteryears of Texas have apparently been replaced by a drive thru Whataburger.
@SymbiSpidey Toxic is an understatement. This place is a living hell. I have been to 3rd world countries and enjoyed myself more than here. The arrogance, the scheming and scamming is at an all time high.
bruh this vid legit make my blood boil. if i ever seen you in texas again i make you look like a little man. haha dont make me catch u outside in this grate state we run the world brotha. i see you in texas an it O V A R for you. east. west. north texas. dont matter. I SEE YOU IT OVER. GET IT LITTLE MAN? run along now let us REAL texans do what we do best wich is kick sissy ASS.
@Anastasia's Secret 🤡🤡
@@meintingles4396Oh shut the hell up broke back mountain! The only thing you texassassasins so is lay on your fat asses in the A/C or run people off the road with your shitty lifted trucks and suv’s.
I grew up in Texas. Left the day I graduated high school. Best move I made in my life! Texas SUSKS in every way.