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"i have a *big* announcement!" *whips out megaphone*

Btw the is a real song! It’s called stop there right there! From legally blonde! Just in case someone wanted to listen to it! The musical is fire 🔥

2:07 NAH NOOOO NO WAY NAH YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!

im both. 🗿

This is the best piece of media ever and nobody can convince me otherwise

There right there! Loook at that tannend well tainted skin. Look at the killer shape hes in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin. Oh please hes gay! Totally gay! Im not about to celabrate Every trait would indicate This guy is not gay, i say not gay. That is the elephant in the room But is it relevant to assume, That a man that wears perfume is automatically radically fae? But look at his coiffed and ceispy locks Look at his silk translucent socks. Theres the eternal parodox. Of what were seein. What are we seein? Is he gay, or European? …oohhhh Gay, or European? Its hard to guarantee. Is he gay or european? Well hey dont look at me! Well they bring there boys up different. Inside those foreign ports. They play peculiar sports. In shiny shirts and tiny shorts! Gay, or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks! They both say things ciao bella, as they kiss you on both cheeks. Gay or european? So may shades of gray. Depending on the french go either way. Is he gay or european? Or- THERE RIGHT THERE! oh look at that condescending smirk, seen it on every guy at work. That is a metro, hetro jerk. That man is not gay i say NOT GAY! That is the elephant in the room, but is it relevant to presume. That a hottie in that costume is automatically, radically, ironically, Chronically, certainly, flirtantly, genetically, medically, GAY! Gay or european? So stylish and relaxed. Gay or european? I think his chest is waxed! But they bring their boys up different,there it’s culturally diverse. Its not a fashion curse, if he wears a kilt or bears a purse. Gay or just exotic? I still cant crack the code! Yeah his accent is hypnotic. But his shoes are pointy toed.. Gay or european? So may shades of gray! But if he turns out straight im free at eight on Saturday.. Gay or european!? So mister. Argie this alleged affair with Stella has been going on for? “Two years” And your first name is? “Carlos” And your boyfriends name is? “Nikos” *gasp* “W-WAIT! I MISUNDERSTAND! I THOUGHT YOU SAY BEST FREIND!” YOU BASTARD! YOU LYING BASTARD! THATS IT I NO COVER FOR YOU! I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! THIS MAN IS GAY, AND EUROPEAN! And neither is disgrace. You gotta stop your being and completely closet case! You are so gay! You big! Parfait! You flaming one man cabaret- “Im straight!” ..you were not yesterday~

I do expect exactly something like this next season and if it doesn't happen, I'll do it myself, put it on a CD, mail it to Viv and be depressed when I inevitably don't get a response

BLITZYYYYYYYYYY

*yes.*

I’m in legally blonde right now and I found this really funny!

I love this with all my heart. It's perfect. Earned a sub :3

this. this is the video that got me into legally blonde.

I need ghostfuckers!!!!!! But its not even a stolitz!!

50% off 10% off

tbh i thought this would be for blitzo

hahahahaha!

He is a 10 but he is gay and European

If thats a waxed chest then im completely fkin bald not even skin

Well he is both, he’s British so ye

I’m doing legally blonde for school production, and I’m Blitzø in this instance (aka Carlos)

amazing editing lmao

oh so this is the hb court episode

Plot twist: he’s bisexual

Both

hes no longer European ever since Brexit 😔

Legally blonde AND Helluva boss, I am very lucky.

both

this is amazing

Stolas Is Gay And European 👍

Anyone else here after the Pride print released by the crew?

LEGALLY BLONDE MENTIONED

Both

THAT LIP SYNC IS SO ACCURATE

B E A U T I F U L

Season 3 vibes, hopefully!

Well guess I’m gay

“While they kiss you on both cheeks” *proceeds to make out with blitzø*

both, both is good.

NAH I JUST SAW A MLP ANIMATION ON THIS SONG, WTHHHHHH WHY DO THESE GET ME EVERY TIME XDDDD

So stolas is gay plus I'm european but stolas Is not european

he's confirmed gay

I do not know how in other countries, but in Russia there are such terms: Gayrope, Gayropean.

Wait what did I just watch?

Welp boys he got confirmed gay lol

Exeuse me! There are many more of these people in the US than in European Union!

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This song is literally describing me. Even the conclusion (I’m Part Dutch)

British, so both.

I think the part where Millie and Moxxie know their (male) boss is having sex with a man in order to get the book that allows them to have a job is solid evidence.

I say gay