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i got the ending where you go to orbinstin

Obristan above all!

😂😂😂😂

*The postman brings you an envelope.* Hello, Inspector. Just kidding, it's me, Jorji! I'm glad to hear that you finally moved from Arstotzka to Obristan! When I'm done with my business here, I'll definitely come visit you! By the way, things are going well in Astrotzka. Ezik, or whatever they're called, seems to have won. The war is over! Glory to the new Arstotzka? In any case, they were looking for you. And it seems they weren't looking to kill you. But that's none of my business. Okay, good luck to you, buddy! Oblistan above all! *The envelope also contained 20 thousand Obristan money.* *Thank you, Jorji.*

Слава арстоцке! Скала и Камень!

sounds cool, i hope a kolechian woman won't come up to me and wont imagine herself as a ww2 japanese kamikaze... it wont happen... right?

This sounds amazing.

Honestly i didn’t even realize it was Garageband until i heard the background trumpets. It is just that good.

a true banger

this is really good, i'm surprised it's only got 500 odd views

"You destroyed fascism in the fire of the socialist revolution. Glory to the new Arstotzka!"

Good ending Hello remixer. Our glorious Arstotzka is impressed how good you remixed our glorious Athem. We will make sure to give you a fair and good raise. THE ORDER OF THE EZIC STAR has fallen. While we get stronger day by day. We will take your family to a safe place. Glory to Arstotzka. ENDLESS RESPECT CODE UNLOCKED:92791

KOLECHIA SHOULD FALL EZIC SHOULD FALL ARSTOTZKA SHOULD GROW AND BECOME STRONGER *GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA*

Комментарии проверены Минестерством информации. Среди них есть некоторые негативные высказывания в сторону Арстоцки. Их мало поэтому мы можем закрыть глаза на эти небольшие недочёты. Слава Арстоцке!

I'm a competitive modern tetris player. I approve these

Glory to Antegria!

Sounds like a national anthem

Lol

If Papers Please Becomes A Card Game

I thought I heard the Old Man say: «Leave her, Johnny, leave her.» Tomorrow you will get your pay And it’s time for us to leave her Leave her, Johnny, leave her! Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her! For the voyage is long and the winds don’t blow And it’s time for us to leave her Oh, the wind was foul and the sea ran high «Leave her, Johnny, leave her!» She shipped it green and none went by And it’s time for us to leave her Leave her, Johnny, leave her! Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her! For the voyage is long and the winds don’t blow And it’s time for us to leave her I hate to sail on this rotten tub «Leave her, Johnny, leave her!» No grog allowed and rotten grub And it’s time for us to leave her Leave her, Johnny, leave her! Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her! For the voyage is long and the winds don’t blow And it’s time for us to leave her We swear by rote for want of more «Leave her, Johnny, leave her!» But now we’re through so we’ll go on shore And it’s time for us to leave her Leave her, Johnny, leave her! Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her! For the voyage is long and the winds don’t blow And it’s time for us to leave her

Why are Americans so interested in the USSR?

pls do death theme next

Nice

Obristan above all.

Arstotzka Battlefront 1942

Ok

Still love this remix, it's just so full of hope

sponge bob made an oopsie and drove the driving test car into a war.

Sounds like a boss battle.

can i use it or is it copyrighted ?

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App?

You: „Hi mom and dad“ Dad: „Where is your report card“ You: „My Teacher said it will come after the summer holidiays“ Mom: „Well YOUR TEACHER texted us and it said that the. repord card games came in“ You: „Alright "gives report card" Report Card: F English F Math F Science F P.E F Lunch Break F Field Trips ect.(F‘s too) Dad: „How are you so bad that you got f‘s for fu###ng lunch break and field trips“ Mom: „You are grounded as long as you are inside my roof, even if you would move out anv visit us you will be grounded“ You: „UUGH!I HATE YOU!“ "slams door so hard that it breaks" Boss music plays! 00:00 listen for best expierience You vs Mom and Dad You: Atk: 50 l Critical Dmg: 60 l Health: 500 l Special Ability: Door Piece Shield(Divides Dmg by 2) l Special Move: is mayonaise an instrument you get to have 2 more turns(cooldown not included) l Cooldown of Special Move: 3 Rounds You: checks out your foe‘s Mom: Atk:50 l Critical Dmg: 60 l Health: 2050 l Special Move: THE ULTIMATE WHIP l Special Move Damage: 150 l Special Move Cooldown: 5 rounds Dad: Atk: 50 l Critical Dmg: 60 l Weapon: Belt(+20 Dmg) l Health 2100 l Special Move: unknown l Special Move Cooldown: 1 Time use FIGHT HP500 You : Attack‘s Mom Mom200.(-50) Mom: Gives turn to Dad HP4100 Dad: SPECIAL MOVE- HP500 You: „Oh Sh-“ HP4100 Dad: MILK GONE "dissapears" HP1025(-1025)Mom: "Heartbroken" (Mom‘s special mode changes to: unknown) You: Attacks (CRIT!) HP965(-60) Mom:SPECIAL MOVE- HP500 You: NANI!- HP965 Mom: -ADOPTION Credits You Voice Actor: SLINNILS2010 Mom Voice Actor: SLINNILS2010 Dad Voice Actor: SLINNILS2010 Owner: SLINNILS2010 Co-Owner: SLINNILS2010 The End

the state has reviewed your work and has been impressed. the Arstotzkan government is to use this as the official anthem. you lose all privileges to the rights of this song. due to cutbacks your pay has been decreased. due to the housing crisis your rent has increased. Glory To Arstotzka!

for some reason this sounds like a theme for some kind of spooky level in a kids game (e.g., Spongebob: The Cosmic Shake)

This is a..... MASTERPIECE YOU ARE SO SKILLED

1:56 POV: You entered Obristan

I'd call it "Callapiller"

Movies when the main character goes to Russia:

Protect border, uphold the nation.

Super good

How 24k watch?

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Glory to arstotzka!

The Arstotzkan Government is impressed by your work. We granted you a higher rank: First class Admissions. Glory To Arstotzka.