This Cow aint big enough for the both of us...
Looks its really simple. If the two of us consider ourselves rational agents that means we both would... Hey what are you doing? Are you even listening? What you want to play Magic: the Gathering? But we are playing it. Well I guess we are playing a game using Magic as the backdrop for my mental and political schemes to play out using cardboard as a mechanism to gaslight but that's not really the point here now is it. Look clearly you need some study time under your belt in order to REALLY play this game. Thankfully I know a pair of knuckleheads down at the bar who can help you out. Just get a drink and say the words: "Thoracle good" and you s...