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What is this guy's name I swear I seen him on a movie or something

did he marry Tessa?

Onyx 11 years before movie! 😂

Onyx rules!

is this tom cruise in disguise

Onyx the fortuitous talisman of souls brought me here idunno

im afraid to die but its something i long for

3:42 man’s got good taste.. and smell

Classic video fr!!

Damn, he used to be shredded. Lol

How do I feel about this video? I don't know.

This is the satanist guy right

Dude Andrew's movie was actually pretty funny. I'm happy he continues the character play lmfao

1:11 remember being optimistic for RE6?

The most intense thing of all tiiiiiime....idunno

2:55 bro should become rapper 😂

how does he make three words sound like one syllable 💀

I hope Tessa is okay.

Onyx is such a poet!

I feel really bad about a time I didn't punch a guy and it seems ephemeral enough as a youtube comment that I can get it off my chest and then fuckabout with the rest of my evening I was taught not to fight by my uncles. I had a bunch of uncles who weren't related to me. It was a function of my dad not wanting to talk about what he did in his 20s. All my uncles taught me not to fight. If you're the best at a complication you won three moves before you never have to raise your hand if you are good enough. They also taught me how to end fights in one move. One time a kid we were both in 8th grade in a low income section of Florida. He swung a haymaker at me, with my back against a concrete wall I stepped slightly left, grabbed his elbow that was swinging, and pressed it into the wall I will never get the sound of the crunch out of my head when his finger bones splintered I immediately started crying and hugged him and started apologizing The moment was less than two seconds and barely anyone noticed which I'm grateful for because that netted us the ability for him to be in shock and in pain and me being terribly sorry for just long enough for me to move us into the stairwell, inform him of what was happening, and guiding us both down to the office and the on site nurse. Hey, Florida, of course we had a grumpy working on-site nurse

This traumatized her so much she only released one video and hasn’t returned in 12 years

I wish I could go back to when I wasn’t sure if this was a character or not 😂😂😂

That guy has a RUclips channel called Bowser vids.

He's Gerard Way's "lost" basement sibling

Coming back to this and who would have ever thought the "weird guy" would become Onyx and have his own movie

Gerard Way really went south after MCR ended

July 2024

I still come back to this video every few years...Tessa blessed us with just a single video that is perhaps the greatest interview of all time and then never posted again...Idunno...her glasses looked pretty cool?...

Tessa smash

You can't be alone in a line😂🎉

Social interaction looks like it activates +15 suffering

Her show should be called "Tessa Smash"...🤤😋

At exactly 3:02, you can see her physically going into "keep job or flight" mode.

That weird gamer guy looks like Cody Carnes, a Christian singer-songwriter.

Autism.

Tessa makes me sick.

Onyx the fortuitous!!!!...yes!!!

2:57 bro toggled rizz to over 9000

I know it’s satire, but this guy would’ve been a saint in the 8th century. Just the personification of divine intervention on 200mg of adderall and autism.

Dood wants to smash a panda 👀

What happened to this guy???

I still love you TESSA!! I dunno.

I love the editor kept going back to him. They know what they had.

Bro was shitposting in real life.

Idk

oh man this video is so 2012, takes me back. When people got excited for games and E3 was actually fun (and existed).

Does this guy have a channel? I've seen a few clips from him and he always cracks me up.

He definitely knows

"I fear death but I long for it" 😂

I think about that i don't know man every once in awhile he just pops up in my brain at 1am