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Dumpster Fire Of Hits
Добавлен 10 авг 2006
A "music archive". Bringing you the hits that never existed and probably shouldn't through unorthodox means.
Our building & collection were obtained from a "collector" who disappeared after the purchase, and a lot of our catalog was already neatly filed in the 3rd floor archive when we moved in.
Curator's Update April 2024: I have noticed that terrible things have happened to every band in this archive so far. What was this "collector" into?
Curator's Update June 2024: Since this section only allows for 1k characters and I have a lot to address, future updates will be in video or post formats. The CEO and employees here luckily don't follow the site, but with it growing and expanding, it's just a matter of time. The only artist here who hasn't met a terrible fate seems to be NoMad, and other things I have discovered about this place are causing me to lose sleep. Future uploads will expand on this more - as for now, I'm out of space.
Our building & collection were obtained from a "collector" who disappeared after the purchase, and a lot of our catalog was already neatly filed in the 3rd floor archive when we moved in.
Curator's Update April 2024: I have noticed that terrible things have happened to every band in this archive so far. What was this "collector" into?
Curator's Update June 2024: Since this section only allows for 1k characters and I have a lot to address, future updates will be in video or post formats. The CEO and employees here luckily don't follow the site, but with it growing and expanding, it's just a matter of time. The only artist here who hasn't met a terrible fate seems to be NoMad, and other things I have discovered about this place are causing me to lose sleep. Future uploads will expand on this more - as for now, I'm out of space.
Drink N' Hurl - Shitfaced-O-Clock
Year: 1987
Background: Most fans don't realize just how drunk this group actually was most of the time. Not only was it constant, it was competitive- to the point where they would be challenging others to drinking contests everywhere they went (and winning). Stories abound about a certain party where Keith Richards and Hunter S. Thompson were in attendance, and the band made short work of both of them. By the time of their deaths, their roadies were being paid purely (and handsomely) from bottle returns.
CEO's Comments: "It's always Shitfaced-O-Clock when you're a raging alcoholic."
Background: Most fans don't realize just how drunk this group actually was most of the time. Not only was it constant, it was competitive- to the point where they would be challenging others to drinking contests everywhere they went (and winning). Stories abound about a certain party where Keith Richards and Hunter S. Thompson were in attendance, and the band made short work of both of them. By the time of their deaths, their roadies were being paid purely (and handsomely) from bottle returns.
CEO's Comments: "It's always Shitfaced-O-Clock when you're a raging alcoholic."
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The Fabulous Limpettes - Stubbin' My Toe
Просмотров 1616 часов назад
Year: 1966 Background: Motown legends The Fabulous Limpettes were known for their soulful renditions of common problems. They are also the only group known to have perished from a wardrobe malfunction involving a wood chipper. While performing a benefit for a logging company in 1966, the group's signature sequined dresses would become entangled during a dance routine, causing the trio to fall o...
Rowdy Rocko Rollins & The Gang - Don't Stick That In There!
Просмотров 1819 часов назад
Year: 1956 Background: It is assumed that this song was inspired by a wire hanger in a wall socket, but given Rocko's intolerance for anything and everything, it's more likely that is not the case. Found on the same tape as "The Geek Is Going Down"( ruclips.net/video/j8jZls0p-tw/видео.htmlsi=fd8FTYsEqSCOG9C4 ). CEO's Comments: ( at approximately 0:36) "I'm fairly certain he stuck that in there."
masterbastardz - UNCE UNCE
Просмотров 1921 час назад
Year: 2002 Background: Underground Rave & House duo masterbastardz were known for their driving basslines and pounding drums. They were also known for their affinity for downing various pills and other substances, which only increased once they were given a record deal with a cash advance. The constant drug intake led to extensive brain damage in both of them by 2003, and the pair are currently...
The Incurable Disease - Whining In Shadows
Просмотров 38День назад
Year: 1995 Background: Gothic new-wave group The Incurable Disease suffered from depression, and were frequently seen moping and crying together in graveyards. The group disappeared after the release of this album and speculation suggests that they were all committed to institutions. Since no paper trail exists to support this theory, the wilder, more unlikely fan-theory that they were all turn...
Used Condition - Pound Town
Просмотров 42День назад
Year: 1993 Background: In the early 80s, unscrupulous producer Germaine Duplessis adopted some orphans and taught them to perform. The results paid off, and Used Condition grew in popularity. Duplessis quickly realized that puberty would be the group's downfall, and had them all put on experimental hormone blockers to avoid the deterioration of their voices. This stunted the group's growth, and...
Drink N' Hurl - Feed Me Sluts
Просмотров 1,3 тыс.14 дней назад
Year: 1987 Background: One of the last tracks recorded with original drummer Dooley "Drooly" Gross, and showcases the rapid decline of the band. Appears to be nothing more than a lyrically recycled version of "Dirty Whores" ( ruclips.net/video/0ifS_qIYNjs/видео.htmlsi=0EIbAUpO08jRAgx3 ). CEO's Comments: "You can only do so much before you start repeating yourself."
Cody Banyon - Shut Your Pie-Hole
Просмотров 24714 дней назад
Year: 1996 Background: Found on the same tape as "I Have To Sell That Cow"( ruclips.net/video/N3yfXpUCbqM/видео.htmlsi=_BldPkWv7hQcCAyp ). Small-town drama summarized succinctly. CEO's comments: "I used to play this on repeat when I was in customer service".
Loco Death Anthems - Guillotine's Kiss
Просмотров 4614 дней назад
Year: 2003 Background: Numetal band Loco Death Anthems are wanted in multiple countries for multiple attempts on the lives of world leaders (a few were successful). The ideologies of frontman Zane DeLaCucaracha quickly spread to and radicalized the rest of the band. Their album was banned the day it released, and they have been in hiding since 2003. Multiple rumors of their deaths have spread s...
The Salty Soul Singers - Why You Fartin' In Church, Devil?
Просмотров 1,3 тыс.14 дней назад
Year: 1960 Background: Another track from the same tape as "Get Off The Bus, You Stink"( ruclips.net/video/OARerVsrxUI/видео.htmlsi=s0ZEwRMvQ6ZVWEBE ). This was apparently such a common problem that this song was played first at every performance. CEO's Comments: "There's no mistaking that sound for angels' trumpets. Pew."
Drink N' Hurl - Dirty Whores
Просмотров 46021 день назад
Year: 1987 Background: The band was always clear about what they liked, to the point of repetitiveness. Many lyrics show up repeatedly in their music, mostly due to the band being so drunk they couldn't remember what they had already written and played. This song (along with "Feed Me Sluts" ruclips.net/video/reAmY0svzIU/видео.htmlsi=X7CxvJXspr7-FPlc ) stand as examples of this sad fact, if for ...
Quarterround - No Roll, No Hope
Просмотров 3121 день назад
Year: 1999 Background: The B-side of "Stuck in Buttfuck, Nowhere"( ruclips.net/video/z-rDMkMkRNM/видео.htmlsi=Vb-NOBuylLxE8Yuw ). CEO's Comments: "Relatable."
The Atomic Surfer Society - No More Beach Turds
Просмотров 11021 день назад
Year: 1965 Background: After repeatedly having to avoid feces in pockets on the beach, The A.S.S. decided to create this song in protest. While incidents died down by the following year, due to the recent surge in beach-poopings in Canada and around the world, it is theorized that the original beach-poopers procreated like rabbits and sent their offspring back years later to continue the trend ...
The Predators - Sriracha Tears
Просмотров 17821 день назад
Year: 1954 Background: From the same tape as "I Think He Broke It"( ruclips.net/video/jqEouWGiDzI/видео.htmlsi=Z9VrGQ3yWttHKMML ). Knowing their crimes, one can assume what they were using sriracha on. CEO's Comments: "Sriracha is more effective than pepper spray."
Crabfest - My Balls Itch Like Hell
Просмотров 12328 дней назад
Year: 1994 Background: Crabfest was a little known rock band of the 90s. The lead singer was most notably known for contracting the flesh-eating disease in an awkward spot. CEO's Comments: "The backseat of a Volkswagen?"
Irma Plimpff & The Red Strings - Clean My Kitty
Просмотров 2,3 тыс.Месяц назад
Irma Plimpff & The Red Strings - Clean My Kitty
Albino Doug & The Sunburners - Daddy's Drunk Again
Просмотров 298Месяц назад
Albino Doug & The Sunburners - Daddy's Drunk Again
The Garbanzo Platter - Stealy Wheelie Automobiley
Просмотров 46Месяц назад
The Garbanzo Platter - Stealy Wheelie Automobiley
Tomas Dillby - Swollen Love (Extended Version)
Просмотров 101Месяц назад
Tomas Dillby - Swollen Love (Extended Version)
Albino Doug & The Sunburners - Whitest Guy in Town
Просмотров 214Месяц назад
Albino Doug & The Sunburners - Whitest Guy in Town
Drink N' Hurl - Cruisin' The Hershey Highway
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Drink N' Hurl - Cruisin' The Hershey Highway
Well whoever is guy who you bought this collection from seemed particularly interested in this band because they have the most tracks out of every artist so far.
@@parkerraines216 Most of the tapes in the archive here are singles & EPs. Due to improper storage in their early years, quite a few of the tapes have suffered damage. Drink N' Hurl just happens to be one of the groups that I was able to recover most of the audio from, although I HAVE noticed that the information on them far surpasses any other group in the archive. I believe you're on to something here, and I will have to cover it in a more extensive update - luckily, I am currently working on a "mixtape" that will address a lot of what has been going on. Stay tuned! - Curator
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Ah, the good old times! Been to two of their concerts, the lyrics were always fresh new!!!
Dooley "Drooly" Gross!!! That man was a legend back in the day!!!
He snitched on himself
Truly ahead of there time
Well Looks We found Hank Hills Stand.
Killer ❤️🔥
❤❤❤ ai roqueiros burdogue valeu
This is my 1st time hearing this one.
Good song.
Listening to this my balls itch
Ai trash
AI
AI
Get this AI shit off of youtube
AI
So what???😮😮 I love you Daddy ❤
@@JulieRobus Please keep in mind, young Doug was already his father's target due to his albinism. Protecting his siblings from the belt was a noble gesture on his part that deserves recognition. Drunk isn't a problem until it is.
Looks like rejected boxart for River City Ransom.
Far-Out!...Is this A.I.?
Didn’t this group also sing “back of the bus?”
@@TheBeingReal Yes- good catch! Due to extensive mold damage, the remaining tracks on this tape were unsalvageable. They included "Back of the Bus", "You're Drinking Out of the Wrong Fountain", "Not In My Town", and "Stay Over There". Probably fortunate that the tape is damaged.
I saw Monty Roberts and The Segregators at The Berkeley Folk Fest in 1965. It was a cool autumn event and The Concrete Monkeys performed an interpretive dance number alongside the band. It was a very special event. Sadly though a lot of people there were busy smoking reefer and not even paying attention to the performance.
@@armandoacevedo6978 Monty was his son, who continued to sing his father's songs on several occasions well into the 1980s. Only one member of his tribute group of the same name had any connection to the original Segregators, and it was questionable.
can't hate them more when they even got lore 😂😭
🤙❤️😇😎🌺🤙❤️😇😎🌺 0:56
🤙❤️😇😎🌺🤙❤️😇😎🌺 0:44
🤙❤️😇😎🌺🤙❤️😇😎🌺 0:53
🤙❤️😇😎🌺🤙❤️😇😎🌺 0:42
Ta bueno...gracias y saludo
I'm done!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AI music is pathetic
RUclips est remplie de cette merde maintenant!
J'adore le 80's metal et ça me tue de voir que des gens s'amuse à faire des merde d'I.A avec..
@@romainramel1919 Le problème, c'est que youtube va être noyer de cette fausse musique au détriment des artistes humains (ça fait drôle à dire humain). Les humains ont besoin d'un salaire pour vivre et non l'IA. Il devrait y avoir automatiquement l'information que produit par l'IA.
@@patrickgaudet2216 Ouai c'est éxactement ce que je dit ^^
Lyrics ??
@@habitanteobjetor0073 Bumblebee blue and factory gray Got a tank of fuel ready to play One little spark all it takes To send us flying up to the gates You're in your backyard all chill and serene But in my hand is a combustible dream Flame to the gas and here we go A cloud of fire a magic show [Chorus] Boom goes the tank Life's a big prank Propane explosion Causing commotion Boom goes the sky Watch us fly high Propane inferno Like a mad inferno
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮@@DumpsterFireCurator
@@habitanteobjetor0073 Yeah, that was Lazlo. See his other track for more background. I will most likely add lyrics and genre to these songs in the future. - Curator
Nice. But I've spotted a third hand ! (anyway it doesn't matter as it might come in handy)
AI’d the f- out. Pass. Pay your royalties!
yaaayy more AI generated garbage ...
Was this real??
NO, IT'S AI BUT IT'S VERY GOOD
This slaps
Essa banda não existe isso é criado pela IA a cara dos 5 na capa é a mesma. Música boa mais isso não existe nem tem nobspotify
This really sounds like something that is "Al generated"
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My parents took me to see these guys for my 14th birthday. The memories are flooding back. Thank you for posting.
@DJSwezzleMusic - Are you sure about that?
What a voice!.
Plasmatics esq.
😂😂😂🎉🎉take a cold shower 😂😂🎉🎉
has a great "ratt" vibe! Killer guitar solo! This style of metal has been lost forever! Long Live Marshall Jcm 800s, Kramer Strikers and tubescreamers!
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That solo though 😂
1.5 playback speed.
Recalling '99 as if it was yesterday. Their demise was a shock to everyone, that show was a total disaster. World lost a genuinely great band, RIP
Heavy metal Legends 🎸🎶
great
And I thought I originated putting on a fine blue leisure suit to take a poop.
It wasn't even The Strainers that pioneered crapping in a blue leisure suit - that honor belongs to the Las Vegas veteran, Wayne Newton. It was later adopted by Robert Goulet, as well.- Curator