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I would've waited until I needed to shit.

"Personal Assistant" Bro, you are a nanny. But obviously a trusted nanny.

Nah wasiest wya is jsut tell them"listne sir i will calmly piss on this fucking seat and whne you dareth to even THINK of telling me off for the hanass act of a natural bodilly function i will file a complaint." In the msot posh, mocking tone possible

50% of these stories have parents who are urologists

Fried bacon and a stick of butter, that’d kill me

Inappropriate, Funny to 5- year olds, Still Legendary

What

Sex parties are private clubs, husbands cheating on their wives or wives younger than their husband cheating with a younger guy. Had one client who cleaned out entire casinos in one night and kept going back to do it again 5 years later like a serial killer. One lady and her daughter enjoyed playing together with 1 guy between them. One guy enjoyed having relations with his wife and wives assistants at the same time.

didnt hear anything, the food was destracting

whaaat i thought the drug dealer sold engine bearings

Evryone knew he was a drug dealer and sold drugs Thats what drug dealer means💀

I’ve seen one with shoes instead of pencil case

I saw the same story like 2 hours ago but with different names

Just a recycled story just slightly changed

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I heard the story before but it was only one child there wasn’t any older siblings 🙂‍↕️

The saddest part is, that this is a fake story. A complete copy of every single word other then the pronouns. 😂, only it was a woman in the original around 7 years ago.

Damn

Damn

At least man HAD courage to TELL someone. Pretty sure he didn't want to tell the people he cared about because it would've broken him

Damn

Damn

hah tapwater better

They weren't murderers, that was self defense but murder

the teacher not the principal

That school is trying to kill kids by dehydration

here there are full centers for school tuitions and so during 2020 there was the corona pandemic right? everyone was supposed to enter with a mask which was reasonable a year later the pandemic everywhere ended but the centers still enforced the mask rule so i simply went to the centers with a hacker mask, and just with that the enforced surgeon mask rule was removed

I wouldn't give a fuck about these "rules"

I would grab a plastic lunch box

i just saw the same story with a backpack rule and a box... what the hell is happening?

I've heard this exact story but it was a ban on backpacks, I guess there is some kind of chatgpt script pumping these out

No containers you say? Well I guess I don’t need the thing that contains my books, or the thing that contains my pencil, heck, I don’t think I have a pair of panes without containers, lastly, I guess I can’t bring the thing that contain my junk either

I am Sigma

You can’t deny people water

❤good for u bro❤

I miss my baby daddy 😮

Damn

bsd reference/j

Please go find them thy need you😢

They'll always blame themselves for what you did.. even tho its understandable... Try to reach out to the mom, let her choose whether she wants to contact u or not. If she won't then u did all u can do. If she does, try making amends without expecting to be seen as the dad. Cause u'll unfortunately never be.. Don't die with this regret in your heart..

😢😢this made me cry😭

That guy just obliterated the system! 🔥🔥

Sweet❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

“Jeg giver den lige et underslag” U wont get it even if you translate it only if u know u know

❤😊

I'm not a doctor but know someone who is, they found out (INSERT NAME) couldn't be save, a building had collapsed on (INSERT NAME) and if they removed the concrete (INSERT NAME) would bleed to death.

thats completely the teachers fault, she shouldnt have been gone longer then 10 mins at most. parents should have been called and this issue did not give you the right to try to ruin her entire future. in this situation you are the a-hole

Damn.... May he rest in peace.... He no longer suffers...

Damn, that's upsetting

Imagine ruining someone's life just because you had to wait to go piss