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Splinter Cell - Classic Lambert Lines
Просмотров 74 тыс.11 лет назад
"Don't miss. You probably won't get a second chance at this." So beautifully poetic.
GTA IV - Idiots Running Into Cars
Просмотров 4,8 тыс.14 лет назад
Tuba music and people getting hit by cars in GTA is pretty damn funny as you will see in this video!
Killing Floor Movie (Machinima)-The Last Standing
Просмотров 10 тыс.14 лет назад
A movie that is a first of its kind. A killing floor machinima with proper camera angles and cinematic scenes. Story: After an horrific infection on earth, only five humans were left. Only a few can survive, but who will it be?
I think the sound tutorial is the only time Lambert compliments Sam for a good job
"Dammit Fisher what was that?!? >:O I killed the bad guy! :D ThE MISSION'S OVER!!! >:["
1:03 Great, now who's going to cook those eggs?
Or turn off the stove.
@@AxisChurchDevotee Lmao yes it's going to burn the whole building xD
I just want a spy game with a story like this again. PLEASE GOD NO MORE PERSONAL SHIT. NO MORE CINEMATIC SHIT. Please no more kidnapped protagonist daughters/wives/sons/brothers. No more getting caught by the baddie who monologues instead of executes you on the spot, so you can get away and play more cat and mouse 2 or 3 times before stopping them in a forced scripted event where you are helpless 99% of the time. Just snipe the fucker and go home. No ceremony. A game where the big bad has no idea who you are and that's just the way you like it.
The cyber attacks and information warfare were a bit ahead of the time for a game released in 2002. Now they are topics at the top of the headlines in 2023.
2:22 Good lord "gOOd LOrd!" Who's that?
Theres one where in your in the parking lot and knock out the ponytail guy driver for grinko and Ice him. "DAMMIT FISHER WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?'" "HE WAS ONE OF THE BAD GUYS" "ITS SLOPPY WORK, DONT DO THAT ANYMORE"
"Damn it, Fisher!" - Irving Lambert
Sam's sass clashing with Lambert's sharp commands and strange euphemisms were some of the best parts of Splinter Cell's story.
Sure prefer Lambert and Grimm before the dark days of Double Agent and Conviction scarred them.
Man... This to Chaos Theory. Masterpiece. Conviction and Blacklist just was not the same..
“Top Ten Sambert Moments!”
It's not so much that Conviction or Blacklist play like action games. They were fun games and I enjoyed playing them. But the biggest indicator that SOMETHING is wrong is the dialogue. In 1-3, Sam had a sense of humor: he was dark, but also kinda sassy? Grimm and Lambert's interactions always had a back-and-forth to it, but always came with a sense of respect. It felt humanizing while you're doing inhuman things. I mean, you're the good guy, right? There had to be some moral justification as to why you're kidnapping a fat CIA analyst into the back of an unmarked van with a guy who's alarmingly knowledgeable about barbiturates. Lambert sort of represented Fisher's moral compass in that way. Then here comes Blacklist, and Sam's lines just, "RRR you're new and I don't like you", "RRR you're a teenager shut up and set up my wifi", "RRR shut up Grimm you're not my REAL mom." It's not that Blacklist plays like an action game, it also *feels* like an action *movie*. It's no longer Tom Clancy's Hunt for the Red October. It's John Wick, and I think we're all just kinda tired of it. I want a stealth game that's a little more interesting and true to form.
It IS true to form in terms of level design, it's basically Conviction's mechanics with the classic game's level design.
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I remember when Tom Clancy games tried to be grounded. Last one that had this feeling, even if the gameplay didn't reflect it, was GR Wildlands. The gameplay was generic (albeit fun) but the dialogue and setting felt like old times. The Ghosts dry, grounded dialogue and the ops you ran felt pretty grounded even if the missions themselves were a bit out there. I don't remember any one member of the team from Wildlands except Nomad, but I sure do remember the squad. Speaking of Nomad, next to Sam, he easily has some of the best intimidating interrogation lines in a videogame.
Holt, Midas and Weaver were the teammates. I still play that game, GR Wildlands and Splinter Chaos Theory are my fave games…
I love the Sicario Intidmidation missions just because of how ruthless Nomad's banter is.
@@johnnyg4mer764 Yeah same
Lambert. Once a spook, always a spook.
0:42 Those were 9 shots to drop the cook. Echelon needs to give Sam a real gun.
Maybe the cook drank bullet proof juice every day.
Must be low asf caliber rounds.
It’s Moss. As usual Fisher screwing things up.
Bruh, you just replied to Kirk's review of sc double agent 🤣
It’s Moss
“What in gods name are you doing fisher” - Irving lambert after issuing Sam with a fully automatic rifle and 3 magazines of ammunition.
Sam: What do you have? Lambert: Interrogation, torture and...oh CHRIST! Sam: The Son of God is on their side? Are we the baddies, Lambert?
Lambert: Good Lord!! Fisher, NIkoladze caught us with our pants down!!! Sam: What do you mean, my pants are up... Lambert: Dammit Fisher!!! it's an expression... You ruined my train of thought with your incessant interruptions, THE MISSION IS OVER!!! Sam: but Lambert, look! My pants are down, you were right! Lambert: IT'S TOO LATE! GET OUTTA THERE!!!! red screen: MISSION FAILED YOUR PANTS WERE UP, YOU MADE LAMBERT LOOK LIKE A FOOL.
Lambert: That's how the agency works, no one person knows everything. So, we have to work together. Also Lambert: Knowing everything is my job.
Lambert is God
La verdad siendo fan de splinter cell no es lo mismo sin Lambert ¿a poco no?.
Dios Mio Fisher te has vuelto loco??? La mission ha acabado! >:[ Si no es lo mismo sin Lambert ;_;
Sweet Jesus fisher.
"This is Third Echelon's maiden voyage, and we need it to go smooth as butter." *Immediately cuts to a burning building with an alarm going off*
A lack of context makes almost everything funnier.
Hahahahaha
"Good lord Fisher have you gone mad!?"
i love machinima in video games like red vs blue i think they're really cool, this is really nice
Lambert for Splinter Cell is like Sgt Foley for Call of Duty Modern Warfare franchise
American solid snake it's so funny
Are you alright? Pretty insensitive of lambert.
*GOD HELP US, THIS MIGHT MEAN WAR* lmao
"What the hell was that?" It sounded like the voice actor had fun with that line, always laugh when I hear this one.
Saw this comment as he said it.
My god fisher. That was pure madness.
i loved lambert so much that i keep forgetting that his only a video game character and not real. i wish he was real
2:04....."So I go in noisy." Sometimes you can hear it in a person's voice when they are smiling. Michael Ironside was definitely smiling when he delivered that line, making Sam sound like a cheeky child, relishing the dark humor at going in noisy and causing absolute havoc haha!
Bet he felt like a badass saying that
"NO WAY! THE MISSION'S OVER GET OUT OF THERE!"
he was ready to fight a platoon's worth of Chinese soldiers head-on just to complete his mission, you can't deny his balls
imagine if theres a mod and lambert just goes HELL YEA!
"What in god's name do you think you're doing Fisher?! The missions over!"
No it ain't.
@@samfisher2306 "You and this mission are finished!"
Don Jordan
I miss Lambert :(
My God Fisher, that was pure madness!
I know!
@@samfisher2306 My God Fisher ! Have you gone insane ? I'm pulling the plug. The mission's over.
Why he come at Virginia like that lmao 😂
I wish the splinter cell games kept this format style gameplay, with lambert scorning you every step of the way
Can't sell it to todays shit audience.
“You can’t get a medal for this”
"Medals don't help me sleep at night" - Sam Fisher
Dammit Lambert.
Sergeant Major Jonas Blane :D
The Lambert in this video are not voiced by him. He voices Lambert in Pandora Tomorrow. But I appreciate the reference because that's my favorite series. Watched it over seven times!
@@goodvibez693 The Unit fan spotted =D
But but but where's my Dennis Haysbert doing SC2 Lambert ={
he did pandora tomorrow
I said that too >.<
both voices sound similar, they both did good but i still prefer the original
- *God damn it Fisher* - *Jesus Cristh Fisher* - *This mission is over Fisher* - *I am pulling the plug Fisher* - *My god Fisher* He's like Superintendent Chalmers yelling at skinner
Someone meme this!
I feel like a Ubisoft employee went "Hmm, how can we make our game's character's realistic and, (ahem) *edgy* without getting an M from the ESRB?" And then another Ubi employee said, "Let's have Lambert violate the Bible's third commandment - a lot - as a substitute for the F-word."
WHAT IN GODS NAME DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING FISHER?!? NIKOLADZE CAUGHT US WITH OUR PANTS DOWN!!! THE MISSION IS OVER, GET OUT OF THERE!!! And for God's sake Fisher, pull your pants up!!!
I'm from Virginia. Can confirm, our fences are crooked.
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D A N G
I hope the upcoming Splinter Cell will get such kind of personality or at least pay a tribute to the Sam's character.
I think they will just take the original audio from the game. If not, I’m sure someone will mod it!
Fisher! Lambert?
Holy Christmas I hate lambert sometimes yet sometimes I love him
*Mission's over ,Fisher*
Not yet!
How can a cook take so many bullets?
Takes alot to shoot through all those sticks of butter
He actually missed a bunch of shots lol
Because he's fat. Something like that happened last year i think. The guy survived.