Woke up this morning, felt something rumbling,
My stomach’s making noises, it’s really humbling.
Had some beans last night, now I’m paying the price,
My behind’s like a trumpet, hope it doesn't blow twice.
Fart, fart, let it all out,
It’s nature’s call, don’t you pout!
Silent but deadly, loud and proud,
We’re all in the fart club, welcome to the crowd!
In a meeting at work, things are getting tense,
I’m clenching real hard, trying to make sense.
But oh no, it slips, a tiny little squeak,
Everyone’s looking, my face turns sleek.
Fart, fart, let it all out,
It’s nature’s call, don’t you pout!
Silent but deadly, loud and proud,
We’re all in the fart club, welcome to the crowd!
Fart in the car, it’s a gas at...