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On thanksgiving smell one of your cousins hair, look at another cousin then back and whisper, "if this were an apocalypse situation.... Like... Ya know, decisions clear, i will be good to youuuuu" then walk back over to your wife if anything pops iff, deny deny deny, dennis system make her dependent on u .

bro matt describing a reddit group's inside joke narrative is the funniest shit i've heard in a whiiile. so that's where GBP's and Chaddy Daddy come from, huh? haha

Chairman Mouse Chinee Restaurant :)

Darnell fucks dude...

Chicken tendies and honey mussy for the DAWGS!!

Shanes GBP Counter 👇

Tyroneus 😂😂😂

Matt is the greatest man. How do I flush this dream gun?

Half-life begins

I woke up at 2am once to a mouse shrieking because it got stuck on a glue trap. It legit started to rip itself apart it waa trying to jump so hard with it's back half stuck. I didn't know what to do so i folded the trap in half until i heard bones crack and it stuck together. That was a rough one

2 grown ass men arguing which fictional team would win is the most relatable shit fr

Listening to them argue about who has the best followers was so fucking funny.

Just watched the documentary about Woodstock 99. That’s what happens when there’s no control…

Take. Yo. Panties. Off.

Why did I assume "painting a chinese restaurant" meant absolutely obliterating the bathroom? 😂

10:00

anyone know the ep where matt talks about being on pangea and sprinting everywhere?

Saying "Nippon steel blade" rather than katana is so fucking funny

My wife is so mad that I found other people that say “mmmm good boy”

Gotta A-town stomp dude 😂😂😂😂

I know a mmmgoodboy

So what link with the soaking vibrating panties

We've all dreamed about being lone wanders killing raiders Matt.

Matt is a Fckn wild individual

Why are there so many tubes that have these guys? Where are the real guys lol. I love it

These mfs speak to my soul

Matt thinking about having a girlfriend dying will get you so much pussy. And then using cliches is soooo fucking funny

Unfortunately matt is wrong about our anti missile tech.. if russia does a full out launch, there is no way we could stop all of them..

Dude, Matt and Shane are the only dudes as funny as CumTown.

The top comment on these is always just putting respect on the channel by saying something obvious about the image, its gay. I thought the comments would be hilarious, dont thumbs up garbage

I love nuclear technology dude

Mfer really posted one video and it just is the best piece of audio ever created.

Pretty sure banks have security cameras

matt is like a real life charlie kelly

This is the best conversation I have ever heard 😅 we be on the same shit just talking about game-plans for the apocalypse and who you would squad up with yall have the best dynamic out right now keep it up I was dying when yall talked about the clans linking up

Those "water towers" are called scrubbers. Just FYI for the boys

So this Reddit is Matt’s whole personality 😂

Barter some cousins is hilarious

5:08 listening to this currently sititng in my apartment looking at three mile island off in the distance is hilarious. Ive swam innthe swatty and susquehanna mkre times than is probably healthy.

Matt’s faction just won that skirmish 😂 fattened calves 😂

I know what video Matt was talking about 😂😂

Thank you for your service DAWG !

My god seriously wtf is Matt talking about!? Lmao mmm good boy part was serious wtf moment of all time. lol

Matt might be clinically insane lol

He’s absolutely right about the nukes. They are the reason WW3 hasn’t started. It’s essential we continually upgrade our nuclear arsenal. We have to stay ahead of everyone else.

These need to be animated

Ayo I know one of y’all freaky ass mfs know what video he’s talking about 🤣 send link!

Matts morons can't handle The Dawgs of war

Listening to this as I eat chicken tendies and honey mussy really takes it to another level

Ron Coleman is probably a dawg