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Nice shot mate!

Arthur thought he was Scorpion (from MK) for a second @0:03 xD

Who reported the crime Casper the ghost this games wanted system is flawed

I always want to do that, talk your way out of a fight but because you can hear the npc diologue, it means you can hear them call you a "piece of shit" secretly. You would think the system would let you get your threat out before they start shooting, but nope, they just start shooting.

Lmao I kept pointing my gun at him the other day, and he was like “okay okay I’m not really blind.”

um i think you missed the part where you actually point the gun at the guy

I love the casual conversation afterwords

Chad Javi: *executes a merciless faceshot on a poor old hermit woman, as she was just let go & given a sense of false hope she may escape with her life, by a sick cowboy psychopath who kidnapped her, brought her to a strange place, let her loose to watch her run for her life, with bullets whizzing past her by a hair, & taunt & humiliate her on top of it all. Chad Javi: *BLAM* Cuck Hag: *44. Magnum round Hole nosejob has entered the chat Chad Javi:😆🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽AHHHHAAAAGGGGH *🥱Wipes morning crust out of eyes, processes what just occured😳 "😮WhOOaaaa SHIEET Benevolent Arthur: 😐💭💭 Damn that was cruel even by my standards Gigachad Javi: *Marches up to his fresh kill with the pride of a stoical lion, luscious locs flowing in the wind, camp wenches swooning, never has a human been more dreamy & esoteric Crusty Hermit Bitch: 😵 (faceshot had not yet killed her, had missed vital brain matter but taking out part of the stem leaving her completely paralyzed, rapidly losing blood, but only a shred of consciousness remains, only feeling terror. And the pain. By God the pain) Chad Javi: 😔"Los siento..." *Runs the bitches dusty broke ass pockets* (Get some money bum hoe🤣🤑 Big Billy Willy: *From a short distance back- "You'll pay." (Aka LOL BITCH GET PWNDDDD🤪 WE RUN THIS LAND) Benevolent Arthur: *Is phased by this as much as a shit is phased by flies* 🤠 "Stay alert there Javier!" Goat Javi: 😎🙂‍↕️ "Morning Arthur!" 🌄 God mode Arthur: *Goes to examine the damage* *Slight kick to the ribs to test reflexes* Crusty Bitch: *Soul finally leaves body. Floating towards a heaven our heroes will never see, as they sacrificed their souls to be the biggest steppers in all the fuckin land on the fuckin set nigga* Big Willy Billy: *examines corpse from afar, disgusted by humanities fragile mortality as he fancies himself a Deity from another realm* 😒 "Darn People." (Aka- fucking pathetic piece of shit.) Broke ass Hermit hoe: *Dead body releases bowels, urine, blood & feces pungent in the air* Arthritis: *Smell of old bitch shit reminds him of the outhouse at the home he once had long long long ago as a wee little boy, Nostalgia flooding his brain, a single tear almost falls. Almost... what'd you think?! Hed cry like a fuckin woman? A fuckin disgrace* (Tries to share this beautiful introspective moment of thoughts & memories with his trusted Shlatty Slime🐍 "🥺 You ever miss home?" Man among Men Javi:😒💭🧠pfffft listen to this fuckin pussy.) *Estimation of Arthur Morgan as a man. Just fucking plummets. "🤨😒 Sure." (Aka- 🧠yeah whatever pansy. Ima go fuck a prostitute with terrible hygiene down in Valentine, maybe catch syphilis while I'm at it! Cuz Im a man. That's what men do... Bitch.) *First seeds of treachery foreseen down the line in the Van Der Linde gangs future, have been planted😈😈*

I love the rdr2 devs. In my whole play through I’ve never seen a single Buffalo. Recently I thought “given the amount of land covered in this game I should’ve seen some bison.” I decided to look it up and Sure enough they were there.

Why you a good man

tf they wanna me to do then ????

You’re as bad as the old man killing his horse after the second race.

Hits a bit different, huh? But f*ck Disney SW

That's cool

The most American song ever made

You don't lasso the Bison, it lasso's you...

If arthur is this strong why didn't he fight the tb with that strength.

Average Micah behavior

awesome

In real life the bison would just charge you

mod name?

fix your resolution

How does it fit so damn well? My friend, you have earned yourself a subscriber

First

We adventuring gatlus on the high on knife dlc

0:09

Brutal

First like 👍🏻 And First View 👀

I thought the result would be worse.

Can you lasso a bear

Thought he was going to die for sure!

love how the bison doesn't just ram into him instead of trying to pull against him

Where can you find buffalo 🦬 in RDR2 I need to try this 😂

I didnt even know there were bison in RDR2 lol, i gotta play through that again

Not bad. I was waiting for Arthur to be stomped to death 😂

are you using a graphics mod?

so thats how the ghost train was born

Theoretically, there may be a way to ride a bison with enough strength.

This also happens with deers

You can't rope a bison, you'll crush its larynx

Imagine showing up with a bison in the city. That would be amazing.

In reality I am not going to be even 5 feet near that thing.

Whoakay.

Bisons in this game are huge

You literally go "bye-son".

a real bison could ram through youor take you off the horse and run with you while you tide him up with a rope Rockstar could've detailed this better what a game this was though

RDR1 let you ride the donkeys why must we miss out on rideable Bisons

I thought the bison will charge Arthur

Imagine if you could calm said bison and then tame it. Boom, new camp mascot.

First also you should’ve ran away