hi, i can't tell you my name, but i don't except random friend invites, and i am a perfectly normal human being!!! ok!?!

well??? why are you still here?!?
now, really, go away plz...
ok, I've asked nicely, now GO AWAY!!!

ok ok, i think they've gone... now down to business... invading planet earth should be easy, they have primative wepons and bad detection systems... ahh... you're still reading this arn't you?... well... this is awkward... ok, ok... I'll blow my cover and tell you who I really am. I am a reshearcher for an interstella research company and my current job is to assess how we can sucessfully invade earth... What!?! nothing personal!!! It's just a job!!! so, I'm basically here to tell the invasion fleet where to strike to get the best results... I really shouldn't be telling you this... you are the only one reading this... arn't you??? it's not like it's being posted on the internet is i-... oh crap!

WARNING! CAUTION! obsessive-ness alert!