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Her character is literally so fun I feel like it would be very fun to be her character

OMG I Am Really Going To Start To Miss The Series After The End Of S6

Does anyone know German?

Thank you so much,I’m auditioning for Charlie in this musical!

0:55 is when he stops acting like hes 105

0:22

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(This is for school out of context) who else came from your preforming arts teachers link for auditions?

I love that all the fans of this musical hate this song ❤

I still can't believe my primary school had this song in the play we did in December of 2017 (I think?) And I along with a boy from the younger class (yes, only two of us) auditioned for the role of Wonka. He got the role and I didn't. I was salty at the time because I didn't screw up my line (I did once I'll admit to that and I have dislexia) and he (for most of it) did. I didn't know gender discrimination was a thing back then because I was a 12 year old child and thought it was because they took pitty on him. But now that I look back maybe they thought something was wrong with me or maybe having a "girl" play the role of Wonka was just wrong because it was being based of the story (which yes Wonka was a male I do know that 😒) Either way this song is great and I hope to come back here again in the future. Thanks Random *Sky Kid* for bringing me *unintentionally* back to this song 😅

So, using the drafts of the song published by @caroldefender4144 and Christian Borle's demo as my source, I wrote my own version of this scene: Right after "Simply Second Nature". MRS. TEAVEE: So it is therapy after all, isn't it? (Willy finds it quite difficult to hide his frustration at Mrs. Teavee's question. Suddenly, tribal drums are heard off-stage) MRS. TEAVEE: What the-? Another migraine? So soon? MR. BEAUREGARDE: I can hear that thumping sound too. (Everyone's attention is drawn to the sound) AUGUSTUS: Tell me that's the sound of a giant gummy bear's footsteps! (Veruca points out at something off-stage) VERUCA: AAAAAAH! Daddy, look over there! (Everyone's attention is now drawn to what Veruca is pointing at) VIOLET: What are those? CHARLIE: They're in the river! (A boat enters, stage left. Many oars. The boat is full with little men) OOMPA LOOMPAS: Oompa Loompa gotta row! Laugh! Ha-ha-ha! Oompa Loompa gotta row! Sing! La-la-la! Oompa Loompa gotta row! Dance! Cha-cha-cha! Laugh! Ha! Sing! La! Dance! Cha! Row! Ah! MR. WONKA: Ahoy there! CHARLIE: They're all so... TINY. GRANDPA JOE: So they are. OOMPA LOOMPAS: Hallo! MIKE: Back off, you little freaks! VERUCA: Can I have one? MRS. TEAVEE: (takes off ber glasses) I really need to check this prescription. MR. WONKA: No need to doubt your eyes, Mrs. Teavee. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce the Oompa Loompas. ALL: Ooompa Loompas? FRAU GLOOP: Are those made out of candy, too? MR. WONKA: Fraulein Gloop, stay your hand - the Oompa Loompas are not edible. MR. BEAUREGARDE: Are they your entourage, Wonka? MR. WONKA: No, commrade Beauregarde - These are my workers. They're an ancient and long lost tribe who come from the forests of Loompaland. MRS. TEAVEE: Loompaland? There's no such place. MR. WONKA: I assure you, dear lady, there is. MRS. TEAVEE: Mr. Wonka, I teach high-school geography and I... MR. WONKA: Ha! Well, in that case you know all about it. Unless you don't - in which case, you do now. And what a terrible country it is! Though it really is a most charming story. WHEN WILLY MET OOMPA: MR. WONKA: If you call yourself a geographer, you know that the world's more than round. For even an ancient catographer knows you have to get lost to be found. You must give yourself lots of latitude when you take this globe for a spin. Where Magellans met ends, that's where I make friends! And that's where this story begins. I was searching the dark green jungle for a tree called the Theobroma. Like a sweet Marg'ret Mead I let my nose lead to its heavenly choc'late aroma. But the jungle was filled with Snozzwanglers, Hornsnozzlers and wicked Whangdoodles who would make you their lunch as your bones they would crunch while they boiled your limbs for noodles. But no wretched beast would make me their feast for my sword is as swift as lightning. One by one they all fell (though the ooze and the smell they emitted was twice as fright'ning) Then from high in the trees I heard foreign whoopee's. Then the source of the sound were all there on the ground! Barely up to my knee they all screamed "We're all free!" And the sound of their bliss it went something like this: OOMPA LOOMPAS: Aye, aye! Oompa-Loompa-loo! Cacow cow, cow! Aye, aye, aye, aye! Oompa Loompa want it now, now, now! Aye, aye, aye, aye! Oompa-Loompa wanna chew, chew, chew! (Achoo!) MR. WONKA: Gesundheit... FEMALE OOMPA: Thank you! OOMPA LOOMPAS: Aah Oompa Loompa loo! MR. WONKA: Oh, did I mention? They're marvelous dancers. (sung) Well they all dressed me up like a hero. They were breathless and simply elated. OOMPA LOOMPAS: (Hurray!) MR. WONKA: Explanations were sung in their strange Loompish tongue but for you now we'll gladly translate it. OOMPA LOOMPAS: "The beasts hoarded all of our choc'late." Those disgusting, Vermicious killers. Yes, those monsters all thrived as we barely survived on a diet of mashed caterpillars. FEMALE OOMPA LOOMPAS: Through the months and the years other dull choc'latiers met their fate in the monsters' saliva. FEMALE OOMPA: Poor Signor Ghirardelli now lines monster's belly MALE OOMPA LOOMPAS: with Herr Lindt MR. WONKA: and Lady Godiva. OOMPA LOOMPAS: But your magic machete turned beasts to spaghetti. Each Horns, Snozz and Whang you took down with a bang and it's safe now to chow on the beans called cacao MR. WONKA: and to celebrate it here's their Number 1 Hit! OOMPA LOOMPAS: Aye, aye! Oompa-Loompa-loo! Cacow cow, cow! Aye, aye, aye, aye! Oompa Loompa want it now, now, now! Aye, aye, aye, aye! Oompa-Loompa wanna chew, chew, chew! (Achoo!) MR. WONKA: Gesundheit. FEMALE OOMPA: Thank you! OOMPA LOOMPAS: Aah Oompa Loompa loo! MR. WONKA: They asked me: "How can we repay you for bringing beans back to our lives?" I said "If you like this buffet you will simply flip if you see my factory!" And then an Oompa they called Hoffa stepped forth and said: HOFFA: "Make us an offer." MR. WONKA: I said: "I'll pay you in beans if you man my machines." He said: HOFFA: "I ain't no schnook, we want beans every break!" MR. WONKA: I agreed and we shook with a chocolate shake! [INSTRUMENTAL BREAK] OOMPA LOOMPAS: Now we sing and we dance MR. WONKA: but they hate wearing pants. OOMPA LOOMPAS: We all live in a dorm MR. WONKA: and they love to perform! OOMPA LOOMPAS: Every wife is exotic! MR. WONKA: Well, that one's neurotic. FEMALE OOMPA: (Woo-hoo! Aye, aye, aye!) MR. WONKA: The fun won't diminish and now here comes their big finish! OOMPA LOOMPAS: Aye, aye! Oompa-Loompa-loo! Cacow cow, cow! Aye, aye, aye, aye! Oompa Loompa want it now, now, now! Aye, aye, aye, aye! Oompa-Loompa wanna chew, chew, chew! MR. WONKA: And now, thanks to that tree this me's now a we MR. WONKA AND OOMPA LOOMPAS: and we're all one big Oompa Loompa family~! Gesundheit!

Thank you I was praying that there was a lyrics video ❤ All I want is one like ❤ 👇

This song and version is literally amazing

I HATE CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!! EWW!!

Glad I played Mrs Gloop in my college's production of Catcf. 😊

Okay, okay, hear me out: Ann Harada for Mrs. Gloop. Wait, no, no… AYMEE GARCIA for Mrs. Gloop.

“watch as we dislocate each joint” 💀💀💀

~MY VERSION~ [CHARLIE] I never thought this day would be Anything but catastrophe! But suddenly I begin to see A bit of good luck for me 'Cause I've got a golden ticket I've got a golden twinkle in my eye Grandpa Joe How'd'ya know? That I'd be coming home today With something good, something gold Something special, that I can hold Mr. Wonka, how d’ja do? Tomorrow morning I’ll be seeing you! [CHARLIE, spoken] Grandpa Joe! [MRS BUCKET, spoken] Joe! Are you alright? [GRANDMA, spoken] He's white as a sheet! [MRS BUCKET, spoken] He can't speak! [CHARLIE, spoken] Grandpa Joe! Say something! [GRANDPA JOE] Charlie, you and I We made something out of nothing You and me, Charlie We saw things that weren't there Charlie, you and I Wondered how but never why Yes, me and you, Charlie Charlie, you and I [MRS BUCKET, spoken] Wait a minute, Joe. This ticket says, to go on the tour Charlie has to be accompanied by a responsible adult [GRANDPA JOE, spoken] So? [MRS BUCKET, spoken] Well, I can't go with him. If I don't turn up for work Mrs Walinsky is sure to fire me, and I can't afford to lose my job [GRANDPA JOE, spoken] I'll take him! [MRS BUCKET, spoken] But, Joe, you can't walk [GRANDPA JOE, spoken] Couldn't walk! But that was before my call to arms! This is all the miracle my old legs needed (sung) I never had a chance to shine Never a happy song to sing But suddenly half the world is mine What an amazing thing! 'Cause I've got a golden ticket I've got a golden sun up in my sky I never thought I'd see the day When I would face the world and say "Good morning!" Look at the sun! I never thought that I would be Slapping the lap of luxury 'Cus they'd have said [GRANDPARENTS] "It shouldn't be done!" [GRANDPA JOE, spoken] Bring me my jacket! [CHARLIE] But it can be done! [GRANDPA JOE, spoken] And my pants [GRANDPA JOE] I never dreamed That I would climb Over the moon in ecstasy But nevertheless, it's there that I'm Shortly about to be [CHARLIE & GRANDPA JOE] 'Cause we've got a golden ticket! [GRANDPARENTS] We've got a golden ticket! [CHARLIE & GRANDPA JOE] We've got a golden chance to make our way! And with a golden ticket, it's a golden day! (spoken) Come on, Josephine, George, Georgina Get up, get out of bed… We’re not going to take this lying down! [GRANDMA JOSEPHINE] Tell those bluebirds down in Dover Empty bucket days are over [GRANDPA GEORGE] We’ll have no more cabbage suppers Now I’ll have to wear me uppers [MRS. BUCKET] While the whole world travels steerage We’ll be listed in Burke’s Peerage [GRANDMA GEORGINA] Well, the first thing we should do Is to down a pint or two! [GRANDPA JOE] From underneath me fallen arches I’ll lead military marches [MRS. BUCKET] With our luck we’ll play the horses [GRANDPA GEORGE] We can even get divorces! [MRS. BUCKET] We’ll be royal! [CHARLIE] We’ll be posh! [GRANDMA GEORGINA] Does that mean I’ll have to wash? [GRANDPA JOE] A little travelling music please [GRANDPARENTS] I’m surprised we still have knees! Boy, what a day to be alive! Now golden ticket number five Is right here! [GRANDPA JOE] Shining golden, not red! I never thought that I would be Dancing about for all to see 'Cause they all thought I was better off dead But I got out of bed! [CHARLIE & GRANDPA JOE] We'd never ever dare to dream That there would be a golden time When, bang! in a glorious golden beam Our lives would become sublime! 'Cause we've got a golden ticket! [MRS BUCKET, spoken] Oh, Charlie, your father would be so proud! [CHARLIE & GRANDPA JOE] We've got a golden chance to make our way! [ALL] And with a golden ticket, it's a golden day!

I’m doing this show at a local theater and I’m really excited to do this song. I got violet, and I’m pumped!!

Violet: I want to be big! A BIG gum chewing hero girl! So BIG that people will look at me saying *that is one big girl* *in the factory* Violet: *turn into a blueberry* Someone in he group: … THAT IS ONE BIG GIRL!

Violet: I want to be big! A BIG gum chewing hero girl! So BIG that people will look at me saying *that is one big girl* *in the factory* Violet: *turn into a blueberry* Someone in he group: … THAT IS ONE BIG GIRL!

How many times did she say daddy? Isn’t that Verucas job?

Why did she have to say the “busom” of America? It sounds weird. They could have said the “middle” of America.

MY VERSION: Alas, Alas, poor Mike Teavee , For OMG he's ADD ~ He's like so many nowadays , It's awfully modern this malaise ~ For every child that throws a fit, the TV set would babysit ~ From VHS tapes gone to hell, there's only time for LOL ~ They never step outside to see a world that isn't on their Wii ~ Their lovely childhood memories, are only viewed on TV screens ~ They only move and exercise, Their clicking finger and their thumb ~ Each brain cell overloads and dies, it leaves all their limbs turning numb ~ - VIDIOTS ~ They're just vidiots ~ - The good old days are dead and gone, When certain sites are clicked upon ~ No matter what they're bound to tweet, Once in your brain, you can't delete ~ They only move from site to site, Or when their swiping left to right ~ They post and chat and stream about, And stare until their eyes pop out _ While pre-teens would just stare and sit, Until they're hypnotized by it ~ Until they're absolutely drunk, To all that shocking, ghastly junk ~ It clogs and clutters up the mind , It rots the senses in the head ~ It makes a child go dull and blind, It kills imagination dead ~ - VIDIOTS ~ They're just vidiots ~ - With all this info at a click , A book will rot upon the shelf ~ When all the answers come too quick , A child won't think for himself ~ They can no longer understand, A fantasy in fairyland ~ Each brain becomes as soft as cheese, AND POWERS OF THINKING RUST AND FREEZE! ~ - Willy Wonka: So, break it to his family ~ Oompa-Loompas: Of what's become of Mike Teavee ~ Ms. Teavee: For wasting his entire brain! ~ Oompa-Loompas: He's stuck inside his own domain ~ Willy Wonka: He'll channel surf till where upon ~ Oompa-Loompas: He'll find that nothing good is on ~ Ms. Teavee: And there is no remote control ~ Oompa-Loompas: That he can use to find his soul ~ So, please, oh, please, we beg and pray; Go throw your phones and tech away~ And in their place you can install: A lovely bookshelf on the wall ~ And later, each and every kid will listen to the things you say ~ They'll love you more for what you did and you can dance the night away ~ - VIDIOTS ~ They're just vidiots ~ VIDIOTS ~ They're just vidiots ~ THEY'RE JUST VIDIOTS! *YEAH YEAH*

I'm auctioning for violet in a play and I have to sing this song

Me and Mikey have so much in common!

0:55

1:10

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Only in this show can you write Ghirardelli in wacky lyrics. Love it ❤

I love how this show upstates the source material. Having Wonka go undercover as Bill the Shopkeeper is simple but brilliant!

This Is 100% the best song in the musical I’m auditing for Charlie but we still haven’t heard yet

They russian

So good

I love Russian Veruca

the last lyrics fr caught me off guard. Like- WHAT💀

This hit way harder than needed

THEYRE JUST VIDIOTS🥶

0:56

Roses are red, cacti are prickly, holy sh¡t that escalated quickly But really, why th did it go from her falling down a trash chute in the 1971 version to literally getting MAULED by squirrels ☠️

This really tugs on the heartstrings.

Anyone know how to make this song easier but still sound just as good? I’m auditioning for her but i can’t hit the high notes as good

Somehow, I became a vidiot.

I still can't believe that Christian Borle voices Vox in Hazbin hotel. I love Christian Borle

I would want a mix of this with don’t pintch me Charlie. The opening will be the same but grandpa Joe will sing don’t pintch me Charlie. Then when the news reporter come in, charlie will sing part of don’t pintch me before I’ve got a golden ticket will play out the rest of the number.

0:05 Count to three: Me: One… two… five! (“Three, sir”) Me: THREE!

Beautiful!

This is the one I heard but I think I like double bubble dutchess more

I feel like the Mike from this song makes more sense for the play but the mrs teevee from the other version makes more sense for the play

These Oompah Loompas sound militaristic at the beginning