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When are you releasing episode 8 ?

Are there any intentions to make Balloon Parade T-Shirts as well as Jeff Palm Mall shirts in general?

part 8 when :)

Has anyone seen my child? He said he found a promising new job at the mall shining shoes but he hasn't returned home! I went to look for him but all I can find is his foot. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please let me know. His labor pays for my World of Warcraft subscription.

Came for the vaporwave Stayed for the announcements

For those of us who appreciate everything the mall announcer does, I decided to make a timestamp for every announcement while I am at work! :) 1:58 8:13 11:05 (alright nevermind buddy lol) 11:11 18:40 23:34 25:22 30:15 35:57 41:07 44:01 48:11 54:14 1:00:47 1:07:47 1:12:33 (the disappointed sigh before talking about not licking the water sends me) 1:18:51 1:24:34 1:29:10 not the dashcon reference! 😂😂 1:34:12 1:38:08 1:38:42 1:45:45 1:49:26 I appreciated this mix, along with your future ones! I really enjoyed the announcements that were related to each other. It's really felt like you were spending a day at a shopping center with these related and progressing events. It was super creative! ❤ Good choices of songs too! It fitthe vibe very well of this liminal mall.

Because the dog gone girl is mine?

nice

any chance for these to come to spotify? love the music

I don't normally comment, but I want to say I absolutely love this series. It's a mix of radio playlist and old style radio play. You are making some new art form here with what you do. Creating and world and engaging your listeners in a wonderful way. All I want to say in the end is thanks, and I wish ya well on any endeavors you do for giving us such a delight with this~

I love these. U R gifted

just found these, this is funny

I'd suggest saving the announcements to bookend the mix; can't get into a groove with them always popping up.

Loop is Party Rock Anthem. RIP Arthur. Glowstick?....Wasn't he one of the acts from the DJ special? Oh, no it's the guy who sounds like a caffeinated gerbil from the lawsuit episode.

I actually like the Loop of the Day jingle. "It's that time againahenahenahenahenahen! Iƚ'ʂ ƚԋҽ Lσσρ σϝ ƚԋҽ Dαყ"

Lol, trying to explain S&M to a 9-year-old. I'm sure Billy's mom would be so thrilled (if she actually gave a damn about him). Paris Hilton apparently has released a bunch of random singles after her album, and apparently has a new album dropping this year. Loop is Milkshake. "What's your favorite position?" - Caller whose name we've never gotten. Uhhhhhh.........Arthur?.....Arthur? ...Hope he's just sitting there shouting at the phone to "Turn it down!"....

"Are you gonna whip it out or what?" - Billy out of nowhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Why doesn't Thomas just host the show? "That would make too much sense." Damn, when Arthur said "Two number 9s" I was actually expecting him to do the entire Big Smoke order from San Andreas. _The entire death sequence_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh, a recap; that's new. Capt. Kenneth returns! ...And this is actually a whole thing in-universe? His middle name is Rebecca? A freak cheeseboard accident.🤣 OMG, if I try to react to everything this is going to be a really long comment; but this is funny!😂 Yeah Billy, why would you think Arthur wasn't just senile and crazy? Yeah, but the jingle thing was real, we have the episode recorded as proof. And the prosecution scuttles their own case by showing the jury just how senile and crazy Arthur is.

The Cake Saga continues... Billy really is an idiot if he thinks he can sue someone and they'll just be fine with it. Also he believes everything he sees on the internet. Jeff the Wallet Moth. New character!

Hey the jingleman's back....or at least the jingles are back. Aight, either Blair's got brain damage from the bad chips or he's just fucking with Billy... Jingleman's in on it! Or maybe there was a time paradox and only Billy remembers... Don't worry Billy, I remember. Also, before we even get there, I just have to say The Cake is a Lie! Sorry, not sorry. Oh! He actually said it! Ha! Arthur called back! Oh, more callers? Oh it's this guy again. At least someone remembers Billy was in jail. That's......actually kinda true...! Corn is a grain that can be dried out and ground into powder, corn flour, and you can in fact make bread out of corn flour.... Wait...hol' up....plot twist....the cake *_wasn't_* a lie?!?!

Wow, Blair lost the fight with the Jingleman. And lived. Everytime it seems like Blair & Billy are starting to actually get along, something happens. Billy doing the bumpers is funny. Welp, if that second bag of expired chips kills Blair, he did it to himself. "Because I'm an idiot okay?" Yup. You are. Also do chips even really expire? They're vacuum sealed and have a shitton of preservatives....

OMG! Arthur is getting his own segment! CanCanCan from Moulin Rouge!?! That was unexpected Billy, that wasn't obnoxious, it was from a movie soundtrack. And you _did_ walk right into it. BECAUSE WE CANCANCAN! Don't talk back to the host, Jingleman! It's that time againahenahenahenahena. It's the Loop of the Day. It's Bare Naked Ladies (who are in fact fully clothed men). That may be the shortest gap between loop and reveal since that time you did several loops in one show. Jingleman's really steppin' out of his lane today. Ooooh! FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!

Had a comment but forgot to hit post before the playlist moved on. Welp. RIP hat.

Startin' the show off with CRAZY TAXI ft. The Offspring! RIP Pete. I think you've made that elephant joke on the show before. Billy knows his North Korea, but doesn't understand emotional metaphor. Loop is Nirvana! Smells Like Teen Spirit! Billy, we're not playing the Macarena! Earlier in the show? You mean, like 2 minutes ago? OMG! You _actually_ played the Macarena! 😆😂 And now you're doing it again! 😆🤣😂 Big Bird & Elmo Macarena?! 😆😂🤣 There's a hip-hop Macarena!?!?!?

"Bean Cloud"....this sounds like an elaborate set-up to a fart joke... Cupquad? ....That sounds dirty. Future Billy still sounds like an 8-year-old, despite having (presumably) grown up well before being uploaded... Ah, 4th millennium thumpcore drum&bass. Didn't like the 3rd millennium kind, don't like the future kind either. Ohey, Rent-A-Chain still exists. That's nice. And Cat Crate got bought by Birds In Bulk? Pop Noodle massacre? Now I'm curious... Consume? At Jeff Palm Mall? Is this the first hint of Jeff Palm Mall? Sonichu??? Oh fuck... "The Soundtrack of Guantanamo Bay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's gonna turn out that Billy actually made this whole thing himself at home isn't it? Callin' it now. Nice to now that they go back to _officially_ calling it "Twitter" in the dystopian future. 😛 Why am I not surprised that all the music that isn't complete noise is cutesy J-Pop? And the Lindsey Lohan bit is still going. Hatsune Miku? And Rebellion? Pop Noodle?

Okay, the missing episode actually does fill in some plot-holes. Billy father not actually being his father would certainly track, since Billy's mom left him for Blair, it would make sense that she'd leave Billy's actual father for her now ex-. A meat truck makes more sense than a toilet paper truck TBH. Also, just to answer the question, milk men existed because refrigerators didn't used to be in every home, so they had services to deliver fresh milk every morning. Oh! This is actually the origin of the TP truck idea! Polka actually makes more sense for a TP truck than Mongolian throat singing.... "Birdth" is how you measure the size of the dead bird pile Billy left on the beach that one time.

Attention shoppers! We proudly introduce our new magazine, full of articles on the latest news and trends in our humble mall! If you're in a hurry, we'll read out the contents page. It may be in your best interests to remember it; we didn't have enough ink to actually print it as well. 0:59 please note the fountain is strictly a coin receptacle only 9:16 Ketchup Chugging Competition to be Held at 2pm 19:15 Car Misplaced atop Child in Local Mall Carpark 24:28 A Friendly Reminder to Drivers in Local Mall Carpark ft. BlairBot 31:59 Introducing the new shoe shiner kiosk! Now with zero migrant children! 43:15 please stop stealing vhs tapes 54:01 Happy Porridge Day! Keep Those Kneecaps Succulent! 1:03:01 Shoe-zes(?) Shoe Store Now Six Feet Deep 1:11:34 -FIRE IN THE HOLE- Don't miss out on family friendly lobotomies at Mind Mods today! 1:22:26 South End Elevator Still Out of Service 1:31:45 please dress appropriately while shopping 1:38:34 SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY NOW 1:49:08 Totally Adult Shoe Shiner Gone Missing We hope we have been of service, and as always, thank you for sh- say Bobby, what are you gonna do with that ice pick? Oh. Oh no. Oh god, please no, no, NO NO-

Radio announcements have increased my life span by at least 5 days

MY LIFE FOR JEFF PALM MALL! *NOTHING ELSE MATTERS TO ME BUT THE SOOTHING, DULCET TONES OF JEFF PALM MALL AND HER GLORIOUS INTERCOM MUSIC!*

I am SO glad you're back! I'm especially pleased that the time gap between videos was shorter. You are my favorite vaporwave channel!!

This show is so meta, are there really writers in California? Or is this just some other elaborate joke like the Chinese spy chip bag… who knows! (Edit, p.s) The gig is UP!

Nothing better to do this weekend, so I'll be hanging out at Jeff Palm Mall with my dudes.

cool!

Awww I love these vids but what have you got against kids xD geeeezzz

Ohhhh I am in love with this series! Sometimes a bit too much, but allways makes me smile at least! Thank you for your work Jeff Pall Mall!

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Back with another BANGER! Keep them coming PLEASE 🙏

Please dont run over kids in our parking lot 🎶🎵🎶🎵

Awesome. Love this series

Is it just me or does the announcer sound more stressed and distracted as the series goes on?

The vibes

Catch up with the ketchup chugging competition! I'm pretty fond of ketchup so sign me up.

On another note, how big is the mall?

Back to the mall I go

10/10 for the shoe shiner, money well spent. And while the tears, crying, and begging to be "set free" was a bit much, their tiny little hands do great work at removing old chicken nuggets and whatever was on the floor outside of the book, mime, and mentalist paraphernalia store (The 'Silent' Reader) on level 3.

Today is going to be a great day!

Right on choom, this is Nova!

Oh my god yes you are back! Great work as always!

YAYY

*The Loop of the Day was Complicated by Avril Lavigne. The reveal has been silenced due to copyright issues*