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I saw that come out recently, I will definitely play it and upload because you asked. Its been so long I've since done a Narko Games video I'm surprised you requested this

@@TheRealSwimHome yeah I saw a Valakas story video of you, and you mentioned you liked Narko games

@@qlintenFX I am happy to hear you have watched other of my videos! When i get some money I am going to buy it and do a gameplay but I have zero dollars available right now

@@TheRealSwimHome ill be there to watch it

Me too, Hitman Blood Money was one of the first violent video games I had played as a 6 year old!

Thanks dude! You must be careful sneaking up on that guy because they can hear you clearer in the silent parking garage.

Yes it was the head of a mannequin or sex doll that some guy wrapped in black garbage bags and i went back looking for the head so i could use it store a mask that I had.

@@TheRealSwimHome Weird thing to use to hold a mask, what kind of mask?

A full head latex pig mask

Nobody will argue with you there thanks for watching dude!

It is Glad Valakas, a russian streamer. The Developer of Narko games, performed this song for the game Valakas Story.

If you look into the historical context of the original films, you can discover little clues here and there that point towards Hitman Eric possibly working for or with the US government and even the Obama administration, reporting directly to Barrack "Osama" Obama himself. According to the secret visitor Jimmy Samson, Hitman Eric was "kill-switched" by his handler after the "Osama Obama Incident". This meant another source antagonizing and targeting Hitman Eric for an attack, carried out by "Aleksandra" a simple russian prostitute, Hitman Eric supposedly was still a virgin and never ever masturbated up to this point so he really wanted some pussy.

@@TheRealSwimHome AWEEEEE YEAH MAN FUCKING WIZARD POWERS!

Thats almost accurate to the character

😂

Thank you so much for watching Ale <3

No, i delete nothing. RUclips deletes comments without my permission.

@@TheRealSwimHome got ya

You'd have to ask Narko Games owner Vladislav Mescheryakov, he is on VK.com. The only thing i can play are the vocal chords.

@@TheRealSwimHome thanks, man

@@mongiardi20 No problem, if you end up playing this wonderful song about Sonya the Simp I'd gladly have it shared in my description for everyone to see.

Yes, me and my friends were upset after he died unfairly in the end. I really liked Valakas' character and was sad to see him killed off

The developer is dead or the musician

@@TheRealSwimHome that game sucked

@@lellissimo nessuno dei due. intendevano che il personaggio nel gioco (Valakas) alla fine muore.

@@giove0032 That's ok, I wouldn't expect somebody who plays nothing but Overwatch to understand the simple charm of Narko Games' content.

My fuckin' microphone must've shut off! What a drag!

What does that mean

@@TheRealSwimHome just saying random words

I've seen a lot of people wanting a translation but I dont exactly speak Russian fluently. At some point I might enlist some help from a certified Russian and even learn the language to translate for everyone. But that is just an idea I toss around from time to time.

@@TheRealSwimHome this song is about "sanya" who became simp (or cuckold idk how to exactly translate this into english)

@@dexra7396 no its not

@@TheRealSwimHome bruh im russian

@@dexra7396 Hey dude, i went through and listened after understanding russian just a little and it does start to line up with what you said. It mentions a young idiot boy named Sanya (Sonechka) from the internet willingly climbing under a heel when it knocks and being stuck tightly underneath. Does this sound about right? I am still trying to learn.

Heel is knoking, and Sanyachka(Sanya = Alexander) runs(under the heel. Means that hes a simp). He stuck under the heel completly. Why Sanya, why young man, why sanya did you get under the heel by yourslef(his own wish) Sanyechka why did you get under the heel? Why are you Sanechks stuck so completly under the heel. Everyone told you not to go there(under the heel(become a simp)), but you had got there anyway, you stupid. Under the heel you've sttuck. And now you are Sanya Sanya Sanya SHS(sanya(S) s..k(S) d..k(H)), cha cha cha. The heel is knocking(cok cok cok), and sanya is almost finished eating pizza, and somwhere his princess is waiting for him, Heel, knck knock knock, Sanya Sanya SHS. Welp thats the song=)

@@MisterrSky Thank you for your detailed rough translation of this song! Now everyone can experience the song in depth instead of just hearing the lyrics.

@@TheRealSwimHome Sanya is also a Russian streamer like Glad Valakas ruclips.net/user/MrMetaTV

he is a friend of Valakas

@@Nikita-pc9oz Ohhhh thanks dude that makes the song a lot funnier lmao

It is complicated, he is kinda saying "BRING IT ON" or some shit

Thank you for watching, please buy Valakas Story on steam.

@@TheRealSwimHome Did you make the game?

Also I will consider it. Thank you for the recommendation.

@@Wave-uu6mz No, I did not make it, I am just a big fan of Narko Games and Valakas Story was easily my favorite outta all of them.

@@TheRealSwimHome Cool, thank you!

Thank you for watching videos

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Может ты тоже фанат Кама Пуля?

Интересно почему в хламе роешься? как будто кто та помер там

@@consoleaim9526 Да, тогда я ищу весь трейлер, полный мусора с несколькими сокровищами. Я также нахожу расчлененный манекен в мусорном пакете. это выглядело как труп снаружи

Thanks mac. I worked very hard on it.