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18:48 "what with your iron deferens and your jovial constitution" this line is so amazing lmao

oh my god I’ve been searching for this vid for years finally it’s blessed me once more

I love this story

"How could you say that to me, a high person?"

11:30 I just wanna say that being the incorrect lab on the receiving end of a semen sample is wild. We don't do semen or sperm analysis at my lab. Some poor son of a gun brought us a sample and left before we could tell him he had the wrong lab. It was a Friday night and the doctor who ordered the test had already closed. Also important to note that the stipulations around collecting semen samples are really strict. Iirc you can't ejaculate for 3 days prior to giving the sample and you cannot use any lube whatsoever including saliva. Anyways if you're out there mystery semen guy I'm sorry we threw out the sample u worked so hard to get.

sounds like Juice got the woman treatment at the junk doctor

Travis Rookie of the year joke here is maybe the hardest I’ve laughed at this show

They came to my local bookstore for a signing during all of this and Justin announced a vasectomy update over the mic and then immediately realized the other people in the bookstore had no idea who he was or what he was talking about. Absolutely hilarious.

Sorry about your jumble, Justin. 😆

This segment has two of my favorite Travis Jokes of all time: “so what like a 6 pack of Gatorade” and “did you already have your shoes on and your keys in the other hand?”

A slightly sweaty and highly awkward Justin opening a door to some _random lab,_ - steaming cup in hand - looking around for someone to hand his "sample" to, is _very_ funny.

I can't listen to this without cringing, I made lists like this ALL THE TIME as a young teeeeeeeeeeeeen except it was for horses u_u

2018 feels pretty recent until I hear a doctor giving out percocet like tic tacs, I feel like you’d get like 4 today. A bit of an over correction, but 30 is crazy.

I remember listening to the first clip on a car ride with my family and having to explain why I was dying of laughter to my parents about some random man’s vasectomy 😂

will be be receiving an expansion pack with travis’s experience?

I have listened to these so many times, and I am only more delighted to see them compiled, thank you thank you ✨

I just discovered Patrick Duffy and the crab and my mind is blown

He zagged on em, like Zagzagel

first of all, it’s great to know that i’m not the only one who really likes these clips for some reason. second, unless justin just was not listening to them (very possible), it’s so weird to me that they weren’t clear about whether the gas would knock him out or just get him high!

10:40 “Yeah, it could be!” Is by far my favorite moment from any podcast ever. Kills me every time without fail

Thank you, I have always loved these stories since I heard em

THIRTY percocet?!?!

I remember there was also a live show ep where Justin announced on stage he was currently wearing a jock strap, and the crowd went wild. Edit: I looked it up, this was from the live ep of Sawbones about vasectomies, which they did soon after his actual procedure!

ty for making this ive been looking for a full comp of this for YEARS !

i didn't think i believed in love anymore but the one where she and Justin are just talking at each other simultaneously about god knows what while their million children and dogs and cooking are in the background is the purest representation of a life full of love i have seen in so long

Thank you Curly head Poet

omg this entire conversation was SO funny. my two favorite parts are the beginning when justin points out the “vasectomy” appointment on their shared calendar and around 11:30ish when he’s talking about the unclear instructions and how crucial it is that these instructions become much clearer 😂😂😂 “im gonna bring a cup of j*zz to SOMEBODY-“ wait honorable mention to 12:55 “did you already have your shoes on and your keys in your other hand? what are you doing??” 😂

I used to work at a path lab and we would receive cups of sperm. A lot of men would awkwardly come in and hand over the cup inside a crumpled paper bag. I always thought "Why are these guys being so awkward about a medical procedure?" Now I kinda understand all the discomfort.

14:21 i’ve never felt something like i felt justin’s “oh shit, i set up my doctor’s appointment right before something important!”

One of my favorite MBMBAM bits ever 😂

Moore William Brown Larry Lopez Kimberly

Thank you for your service.

The worst bedside manner ive ever heard lol

I feel so bad that Justin wound up with such a shitty doctor for this whole adventure but it has brought me so much joy

an oldie but a goodie

rrround features!! :o

I went through a weird phase a couple months ago where I only wanted to listen to these anecdotes when I was getting ready for work, so I A. was not surprised to see this in my recommended vids this morning, and B. thank you for putting them into one video. ⭐️

"can you tolerate that?" is so funny every time I hear it

What does Justin feel, about people existing out there that select "save to watch later" when this pops up on their phone

Dead wife!

My day is always brightened every time I encounter this picture of Justin as a Fancy Gentleman

No jockstrap picture?

Don’t mind me I’m just gonna send this to everyone I know that has had a vasectomy or is considering one 😂

Yeah, the writer of this article would like to think they're being the bigger person, but really the only gift they need is a therapist

He waited so loooong to drop it. It had to be killing him 😂

Appreciate you uploading all the classics recently.

"but that's fine for those who do" is so sweet

Welp, I don't know what I expected😅