Видео

1:04 Halfway through I was like: Oh.. what's with the sudden hair bangs and funny moustache?? They're not doing what I thing they're doing?.. OHH shi- NO!! They're turning him into HITL- ~~phew =3 It's just a Jojo reference.

Cain 🤝 King from OPM bullshiting they way through (they're still good people)

needy streamer overload

Michelangelo, Leonardo, Da Vinci - they're dead, but he, he remains. He is art.

In this house, Commisar Cane is a hero!!

0:21 "Poyo!" "AAAGGGGHHHH!"

The strange thing is that ,as much of a coward he thinks he is, you could trust your life to him if you were a common soldier.

FOR OF HUMANITY!!!!! HUMANITY FIRST!!!!!

<"I ALWAYS come back">

Yup. That's it, that's the book.

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

I mean..there was that one time where he got saved by staring at Colonel Kasteen's ass..she was going up the stairs, Cain followed, was looking up at the sight....and then saw a bunch of servo skulls diving in. Or that one time he headshotted a Tyrannid. From way beyond what his laspistol can effectively hit. With an Inquisitor in front of said Tyrannid.

From what is this?

Ci- Ci- Ciaphas Cain hero of the Imperium!

"We shoot the whole bullet!" This is so retarded that you gotta love it...

we fire the hole bullet thats 65% more bullet, jk awesome edit

Great Unclean One - Corruption. Keeper of Secrets - Obsession. Bloodthirster - Rage. What does he say for the Lord of Change? Decision?

Ngl I wanna see Ian McShane play a Warhammer 40k character. Have him play an Inquisitor.

As we all know this was a brilliant plan by Cain. He was talking to one of the mechanicus about the omnissiah and how useful the machine spirit is. So he relied on the machine spirit to cut down his enemies allowing him to safely wait out the enemies' pitiful assault. A true hero of the imperium!

I always comeback

0:10 Windbag.😒

gem of a meme

What a skill!

Yo this beat stage 4 terminal cancer its not getting better any time soon

I like how in Warhammer and Binding of Isaac the 4 horsemen represent the 4 demons of chaos.

I like that this is all happening to a Man with common sense which is something everyone in 40K seem to lack

"It's eternity in there."

As it is the first comment Let's talk man

1:47 i didnt even notice but they animated the dogs tongue

0:13 i love how it looks like the amonguses are attempting to seal the demon and cover it back up

Replace the autopistol with a bolt pistol, or better yet a plasma pistol for extra hilarity with that image

I love that this has become a running gag by artists that they draw a whole bullet as a joke and the audience always repeats this

"This man is a tactical mastermind. MORE MEDALS AND AWARDS FOR HIM!" Cain: *Crying from crushing imposter syndrome*

ciaphas cain is legally not dead, the administratum got so sick of returning his documentation to "alive" when they discovered he cheated death again that they now have him as permanently missing. just in case he ever turns up again

ivan dorin-core

You guys don't know how to tell a legendary comissar Cain story. In his youth, one of his scorned girl friends sent a hit man to beat him and bring him to her. By sheer coincidence, the hit man became the target of a local gang and was outnumbered. The young Cain saw this and decided that's not fair and those guys suck, so I'm going to help him beat them. Once vanquished, the new duo got to talking and he said he's here to beat someone for hurting a girl. Cain enthusiastically wanted to help, not realizing it was him he was looking for. She didn't know Cain's name, so she used a street fighting name to identify him. The problem, luckily enough, was that Cain used so many fighting names he didn't remember them all. So while the team is asking around, they come across one of Cains trusty contacts. She mentions it's you and when everyone gets to know each other better we all realize Cain saved his own hit man and went above and beyond by helping him find his target, himself. At this point, the assassin was completely unmotivated to hurt him after spending this time with him that they agreed to be friends. Cain was curious about him and asked why this was his career choice. The man explained and It wasn't until the hitman said "his parents made him wrestle bears as a kid." That turned this back into a fight. Cain wanted to know if he was tougher than a baby bear and demanded a contest. The results doesn't matter. You'll be happy to know Cain revisited his relationship with the old girlfriend and came to an understanding with her as well.

Ciaphas Cain is the Jack Sparrow of 40K

В его словах есть буквы

😞

Incorrect, hes not running awa- err i mean tactically withdrawing to lure the enemy for an ambush 😂

Get in the titan, Shinji.

Me trying to find a way to get out of going to work (I always end up having to go).

The way he says "fuckin RELAX" lives in my head rent free

Isaac: 🗿

Mood kindred!

😅😅😅

The orangutan walk lead me here…

No shit Sherlock, the FBI does that 24/7 to make sure people aren’t doing heinous shit

Oh yeah that's a bad dweam for joima

Boot 😂😂