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I LOVE THIS SO MUCH- WHY I ONLY SEE THIS NOW?!

is this really flirting?😂😂😂

“ANE SAN PICK ME UP IM SCARED”

This has to be cannon and no one can convince me otherwise 😊😊

‘pEtItE mAFiOsO’ got me laughing hard😭😭😭

Chuuya not knowing to be horny or just plain concerned

Honestly it would've made more sense if Mori was Uncle and he was the grandpa, seeing their age differences and how Dazai loves fucking w Mori

THIS IS ACTUALLY ACCURATE 😭🙏

"that was really long"-chuuya "....thats what she said" -dazai

Mori's I know since you were 9 years old was hilarious 😂😂

Im pretty sure its cannon that he completely remembers what every page says so he doesnt have to read it anyways

I GOT SUICID3D@L PICKUO LINESZX

😂😂😂

LMFAO İTS HİLARIOUS :Dd

This is so funny and real

really need to say these to my therapist friend aka my girlfriend

i laughed so hard i still cant breath and i think i turned blue

After chuuya said that was really long I was half expecting dazai to say “like my di-k”

First of all. Where did he got the dove-

HIM TAKING CHUUYA HELP

IM CACKLING

Why did I expect Dazai to say . . . something different at chuuya's last line, if yk what I mean

BRO I WAS STRUGGLING NOT TO LAUGH BECAUSE MY MOM IS IN THE SAME ROOM

They would do this

half expecting him to say "Are you death cause i need you"

I'm going to use some of these on my best friend who I think might have a crush on me? I will be back with results later

Classic Dazai lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's cause Chuuya doesn't want his Subordinates treating him any differently then they would a Colleague He views them as Equals He cares about his Subordinates ALOT canonically and was even willing to go against Mori's Orders to avenge them

Are you a knife? Cause I want you deep inside me. (knife rizz) Are you my will to live? Cause I need you right now. (Will to live rizz)

I CANT LOLOL AHHAA

Writing these pickup lines down ✍🏻✍🏻📝🖊️✒️🖋️

'You cant spell suicide without 'u' and 'i' (im done 😂) '

"You can't spell $ui€id€ withput U and I" KILL ME

You forgot " are you a knife cause i want you in me " my friend used this on me lmao

The coffin rizz is so sus wtf😭😭

Chuuya: that was long My head:🧐😟🫢😱😧

Perfect opportunity to use my go to pick up line “are you death?.. because I want to embrace you”

0:26 1:02 2:06 1:23 1:44 2:06

i feel like they would both be in maid dresses esp based off that one official art lol

LMAOOO

Atsushi I say follow all 3 advices who knows maybe one of em will work 😃

I think he forgot "Are you a knife? Cause I reallyyy want you in me." this is actually amazing im gonna use these on my lover (ill tell you how it goes)

The true definition of *fake it till you make it*

Kunikida, take some notes. This is what a suicidal maniac who needs therapy would say.

Dazai: hey chuuya are you a knife Chuuya: no why? Dazai: cuz I want you deep inside of me Chuuya: wtf-

"I have an uncle who hates gay people" no dude, he just hates you, everyone does /j

People actually watch this unironically

No, cause Mori would ✋💀 Also, WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE SNACKS RANPO?? CAUSE NORMAL SNACKS DO NOT DOUBLE THEMSELVES!!

Dazai: Are you a rope? Because I want you around my neck