Every time the great khan falls in my games I always make the successors my vassals then integrate them to forcefully take the throne as the immortal khan
I might be one of those people who join MP lobbies and then leave just to give them a purifier Empire with a silly name and cute portraits. Like the Prikkitti or whatever they’re called again.
I didnt skip any previous locations, but the whole purpose of the run was just to reach loc18 so i could record this vid. I have some other armour footage stored that i will probably upload soon
0:22 All the xenophobic militarists when they see me, a xenophillic militarist, conquer the galaxy through simply being friends with everyone else instead of wasting all my resources on pointless expansion wars. (I am not xeno-compatible, bamboozling them even further). (I'm not trying to start beef, I think xenophobes are pretty based for obvious reasons)
I just had a game where I surrounded a pirate faction and was literally IN THE PROCESS OF ATTACKING THEM and the fucking Kahn spawned *INSIDE* that system and almost wiped out my whole fleet as I scrambled to hit the Retreat button...and I was literally the only empire effected by it. It took roughly..7-10 years, 150k..ish alloys, and me BANKING on holding out and waiting for 30 months for devastator torpedoes to finish being researched. Halfway through upgrading my ships with the torpedoes I had a defensive hold in my home system but BARELY won enough to cripple their several 50-70k fleet power forces enough to recoup and kill the Kahn.... *twice* I won by the skin of my fucking teeth and still had to deal with the aftermath war of recapturing the 30 someodd systems they took from me. They took my energy world and relic research world
0:33 I was a lost colony empire and my ancestors empire was right next to me, they hated my empire so I sent like 80 battleships thru there territory and they wanted peace so I gave it to them and then I keep doing this over and over until I took every last system they owned
"You know how we used to hunt our prey in prehistoric times? We were never the strongest or fastest creature on Earth, but we have determination and endurance unmatched. Our prey may have been able to easily evade us, but we'd always be right behind them, patiently following, every step of the way. Our prey would begin to stumble, to make mistakes, and suddenly we'd be closer. It may be able to get away multiple times, but each time would only result in us breathing down its neck, up until the moment where it no longer has the will or the energy to flee or fight. You may have been able to escape us this time, Khan, but you are now wounded and exhausted, and we have never been closer to our goal. Until we meet again..."
As a Megacorp: -Cross the galaxy with 250k fp -Kill Khan fleet twice -Grab fancy chair -Spam "the defeat of the Great Khan was brought to you by **CORPO BOTS** ! Making this -and all other universes' - galaxy's best products. We checked!"on every planet on the way -Leave
For me, it was: -Khan wakes up right next to me -Ignores everyone else, only invades me -Stuck in loop of destroying colony starbases because he won't bombard or send armies -Conquers one world, my research ecumenopolis -Dies -Successor slaughtered with ease Went pretty well considering how heavily I underestimate his power. I have yet to kill the Khan myself though...
Khan showed up, ate me vassal, ate me other vassal, died of obesity. Empires from other side of the galaxy showed up out of nowhere and claimed my land. Fun times.
I wonder how Militarist Xenophiles are viewed in Stellaris? Desperate clingy alienussy seekers who always come to be the top? Those who believe that friendship is magic with lots of cool guns and fighting? Obsessed with federations?
I have an addiction to playing the exact same Materialist/Egalitarian/Militarist empire over and over again but I gaslight myself by making it different empires that are really the same one but 10% different
Ok, so early on in my game, like year 2240-2250 I was feeling a little bold, so I rallied up a bunch of allies with my main fleet of 22K fleet power, I went in the home system of the Pre-Kahn pirates and the AI stopped following me, so I was scared I was going to lose my main fleet, but one by one the main fleet tore apart the pirates.
I still had a fun time drawing all of the things used in this video, and had an opportunity to shit on paradox for being greedy, so i'd say that was totally undoubtedly worth it
So, putting the meme to one side for a moment, just a reminder, there’s a whole Interstellar EMPIRE of people like Omni Man in this series… let that sink in, then watch this again.
I once speedruned L-gates, funiest thing is that it was first run after I buy they DLC, and I have so uncanny luck that I don't even need to research any L-gate insight tech or get it from curators, I found all of them within 30 years of exploration, then I found grey within desolate L-cluster. None of my neighbours expected peacefull, egalitarian, materialists, democratic cute lizard Badesarians, looking unnervingly like Prikki-Ti to get monstrous warship/land army and start declaring ideological wars left and right, as well as hunting down all leviathans, creating massive federation towards the start of mid-game, snowballing enough to become most powerfull civilization in the galaxy, then, when War in Heaven broke out, entire galaxy joined they federation, there was not even single coward kneeling before the awakened empires. Althought AE fleets were to powerfull to be beaten even with entire might of federation combined, they separated them, and get defeated in detail, after wich one of them get conquered, status quo signed with the other, and ten years later new, titanic armada come crushing down on the second one, jumping to they capital system and masacring all of they fleets in one battle, after wich they had joined other citizens of utopian democracy and they automated industry and ecumenopolis (I don't have megacorp to just build one back then) to power ever-expanding war-machine, made in order to guard galactic peace. When the crisis arived, prethoryn scourge, they were defeated just like awakened empires, in detail, one of they fleets facing entire might of Bedasarian Republic at a time, and they pathetic speed made them unable to react acordingly. Finally galaxy was at peace, titanic armadas of ships, each containing a titan, 8 artillery-battleships, 8 carrier-battleships and 100 torpedo corvettes, each with fleet power measured in more than a milion do to repeatables, and one with restored Automated Dreadnought as the main armada of Badesarian Republic seated idly in L-cluster. Then AI rebelions start breaking out in alied empires, and some of them left federation, I declared war on them but got bored because they were all entirely unable to match even a single of my fleets and abandon save.
Только что сдох на этом боссе тильт жесть) как доджить эти мега взрывы с тонной демеджа? Проходил начальной броней на 6 локации
После открытия дверей используй свиток невидимости, не входя в портал открой золотые ящики и подбери кресты, дальше разберёшься
I'm microing every planet and habitat and min-maxing everything because that's what my empire would do...
Every time the great khan falls in my games I always make the successors my vassals then integrate them to forcefully take the throne as the immortal khan
I might be one of those people who join MP lobbies and then leave just to give them a purifier Empire with a silly name and cute portraits. Like the Prikkitti or whatever they’re called again.
Why did u skip all dg tho?
I didnt skip any previous locations, but the whole purpose of the run was just to reach loc18 so i could record this vid. I have some other armour footage stored that i will probably upload soon
@@plutothepon32 dude u re a sick player👍 teach me
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0:22 All the xenophobic militarists when they see me, a xenophillic militarist, conquer the galaxy through simply being friends with everyone else instead of wasting all my resources on pointless expansion wars. (I am not xeno-compatible, bamboozling them even further). (I'm not trying to start beef, I think xenophobes are pretty based for obvious reasons)
Great khan ain’t got nothing on my 224 damage per second shield and hull obliterator corvette with 99.98% dodge rate
Нифига. Ну дарова
I just had a game where I surrounded a pirate faction and was literally IN THE PROCESS OF ATTACKING THEM and the fucking Kahn spawned *INSIDE* that system and almost wiped out my whole fleet as I scrambled to hit the Retreat button...and I was literally the only empire effected by it. It took roughly..7-10 years, 150k..ish alloys, and me BANKING on holding out and waiting for 30 months for devastator torpedoes to finish being researched. Halfway through upgrading my ships with the torpedoes I had a defensive hold in my home system but BARELY won enough to cripple their several 50-70k fleet power forces enough to recoup and kill the Kahn.... *twice* I won by the skin of my fucking teeth and still had to deal with the aftermath war of recapturing the 30 someodd systems they took from me. They took my energy world and relic research world
The khan finds the imperium
0:33 I was a lost colony empire and my ancestors empire was right next to me, they hated my empire so I sent like 80 battleships thru there territory and they wanted peace so I gave it to them and then I keep doing this over and over until I took every last system they owned
"You know how we used to hunt our prey in prehistoric times? We were never the strongest or fastest creature on Earth, but we have determination and endurance unmatched. Our prey may have been able to easily evade us, but we'd always be right behind them, patiently following, every step of the way. Our prey would begin to stumble, to make mistakes, and suddenly we'd be closer. It may be able to get away multiple times, but each time would only result in us breathing down its neck, up until the moment where it no longer has the will or the energy to flee or fight. You may have been able to escape us this time, Khan, but you are now wounded and exhausted, and we have never been closer to our goal. Until we meet again..."
Why is the femboi kinda....
Someone needs to format this with the endgame
"The Galaxy's only human, after all, only human, after all, put the blame on me!"
As a Megacorp: -Cross the galaxy with 250k fp -Kill Khan fleet twice -Grab fancy chair -Spam "the defeat of the Great Khan was brought to you by **CORPO BOTS** ! Making this -and all other universes' - galaxy's best products. We checked!"on every planet on the way -Leave
For me, it was: -Khan wakes up right next to me -Ignores everyone else, only invades me -Stuck in loop of destroying colony starbases because he won't bombard or send armies -Conquers one world, my research ecumenopolis -Dies -Successor slaughtered with ease Went pretty well considering how heavily I underestimate his power. I have yet to kill the Khan myself though...
Khan showed up, ate me vassal, ate me other vassal, died of obesity. Empires from other side of the galaxy showed up out of nowhere and claimed my land. Fun times.
*Khan arrives* My overpowered necrophage empire: “This some gourmet shit.”
- Great Kahn Awakens - I open the L Cluster - Gray Tempest - No More Great Khan - ??????? - Profit!
I wonder how Militarist Xenophiles are viewed in Stellaris? Desperate clingy alienussy seekers who always come to be the top? Those who believe that friendship is magic with lots of cool guns and fighting? Obsessed with federations?
When they awaken near my border after conquering half the galaxy.
I have an addiction to playing the exact same Materialist/Egalitarian/Militarist empire over and over again but I gaslight myself by making it different empires that are really the same one but 10% different
Why the DE hate damn. dont be mad at me that your meat is undesirable.
Ok, so early on in my game, like year 2240-2250 I was feeling a little bold, so I rallied up a bunch of allies with my main fleet of 22K fleet power, I went in the home system of the Pre-Kahn pirates and the AI stopped following me, so I was scared I was going to lose my main fleet, but one by one the main fleet tore apart the pirates.
The Empire of Man saves the day once again and saves the galaxy from endless Khan raids.
Да здравствует диктатура людей !
Идеально
This doesn't deserve to have so few views
I still had a fun time drawing all of the things used in this video, and had an opportunity to shit on paradox for being greedy, so i'd say that was totally undoubtedly worth it
This IS slander
This is SO GOOD
So, putting the meme to one side for a moment, just a reminder, there’s a whole Interstellar EMPIRE of people like Omni Man in this series… let that sink in, then watch this again.
Ебуться как-то два клоуна в туалете , и один говорит спустя час : Кто я ?
"not my fault you're ass" type of argument
Im the rogue servitor player :(
Khan: Awakens Me, playing as the Imperium of Man: PURGING WITH MY KEYBOARD
I once speedruned L-gates, funiest thing is that it was first run after I buy they DLC, and I have so uncanny luck that I don't even need to research any L-gate insight tech or get it from curators, I found all of them within 30 years of exploration, then I found grey within desolate L-cluster. None of my neighbours expected peacefull, egalitarian, materialists, democratic cute lizard Badesarians, looking unnervingly like Prikki-Ti to get monstrous warship/land army and start declaring ideological wars left and right, as well as hunting down all leviathans, creating massive federation towards the start of mid-game, snowballing enough to become most powerfull civilization in the galaxy, then, when War in Heaven broke out, entire galaxy joined they federation, there was not even single coward kneeling before the awakened empires. Althought AE fleets were to powerfull to be beaten even with entire might of federation combined, they separated them, and get defeated in detail, after wich one of them get conquered, status quo signed with the other, and ten years later new, titanic armada come crushing down on the second one, jumping to they capital system and masacring all of they fleets in one battle, after wich they had joined other citizens of utopian democracy and they automated industry and ecumenopolis (I don't have megacorp to just build one back then) to power ever-expanding war-machine, made in order to guard galactic peace. When the crisis arived, prethoryn scourge, they were defeated just like awakened empires, in detail, one of they fleets facing entire might of Bedasarian Republic at a time, and they pathetic speed made them unable to react acordingly. Finally galaxy was at peace, titanic armadas of ships, each containing a titan, 8 artillery-battleships, 8 carrier-battleships and 100 torpedo corvettes, each with fleet power measured in more than a milion do to repeatables, and one with restored Automated Dreadnought as the main armada of Badesarian Republic seated idly in L-cluster. Then AI rebelions start breaking out in alied empires, and some of them left federation, I declared war on them but got bored because they were all entirely unable to match even a single of my fleets and abandon save.
Idk what the fuck I’m doing in stellaris. Dammit I need to stop buying dlc and not reading about it.
Khan: "We've come to wage war and conquer!" My synthetic hive mind: "Glad you're bringing more flesh to feed me"
Our multiplayer campaign has just encountered them. The Galactic Community has taken 15 years to even consider the resolution.
i fuckin hate those dweebs that play fanatic xenophobe every fuckin time, like we get it bro, you played one wh40k game and missed the point move on
1:36 as god intended