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Bloodborne is at its core an analysis of motherhood. Take Yharnam, the Pthumerian Queen, for example. She was pregnant with Mergo, chosen by Oedan. The Beast Scourge descended, and the Pthumerians collapsed. Yharnam and her child, Mergo, died and were interred within the burial Catacombs. Though their bodies were left lifeless, still their consciousness persisted. Mergo ascended to the Nightmare, while Yharnam was trapped in the waking world, unable to be with her child, her child unable to be with its mother. And then Byrgenwerth discovered the labyrinths. They took her body and violated it, taking from the dead queen her blood and the umbilical cord of her poor, stillborn child. This stolen blood would be twice over the subject of theft, giving rise to the cursed Vileblood line and blessing yet two more wombs with the child of Oedon. Three cords there were, and three mistakes there were made. With one, Gehrman communed with the Great Ones and sealed a pact, forever imprisoned within the foul Dream. Yet another was researched by the choir and then used by an imposter in a failed attempt to ascend. And the final served the Scholars of Mensis in their ill-fated ritual. The Hunter, the Good Hunter, did enter the product of this ritual, this Nightmare, and did silence the crying, the wailing of sweet, poor Mergo. And so the child's mind retreated, freed of its torment. Into a strange, unknown peace far better than the living nightmare it was trapped in. ~LocalSunBro, creative writng and lore snorter. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Old foe ahead, therefore try parrying. ~LocalSunBro, born of the blood, made men by the blood, fear the old blood. Stay blood. \[T]/

If only I had bone, but hole. ~LocalSunBro, Elden Messages and Message Souls. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

This Lava looks like cheese. I wonder if it tastes like cheese as well. ~LocalSunBro, incapable of good ideas. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Ceaseless Discharge is me when I see Radahn. ~LocalSunBro, their thirst knows no bounds. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Gotta love Ds1 poise. Just heal in the face of the boss. It's hilarious. ~LocalSunBro, there are obviously more than Four Kings in this Abyss. I've been Scammed. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Maybe this time you'll learn. About Crystals! And meth! And making Crystal Meth! Duke's Archives is a Breaking Bad reference. ~LocalSunBro, hasn't actually watched Breaking Bad. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Farming? For what? Proofs of concord kept? That's stupid. I wouldn't know what that's like. Who platinums games? ~LocalSunBro, shame on you, you greedy guts. Something, something, onion. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

"It's like Leyndell." Do not say something like that again. ~LocalSunBro, "I've jumped from higher and lived." No, you haven't. The Tarnished has, but you are no Tarnished, are you? Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Anal Rodeo :D Amazing chest ahead or whatever. ~LocalSunBro, hidden path ahead, therefore try attacking. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Sen's Funhouse. Sen's Funhouse and then Anal Rodeo. ~LocalSunBro, purveyor of lore and eater of strange rocks (Not dung). Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Blighttown, best town. ~LocalSunBro, drank Blighttown water once, had the runs until all was nought but ash. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Carpal tunnel Demon. ~LocalSunBro, Andre is objectively better than Hewg. Andre can throw mad hands and he can dropkick fools. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Oh my God he finally took his goddamn armor off. Dumbass. ~LocalSunBro, kicker of rocks, pusher of... more rocks. Swell guy that Sisyphus. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

It took you 3 attempts at Taurus Demon :D. ~LocalSunBro, the flow of time itself is convoluted, with Commenters centuries old fading in and out. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Gravity moment in the first 10 minutes? Already a peak series. ~LocalSunBro, it's drip or drown, and brother, I'm soaked. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Get a load of this guy. Bro couldn't handle Peak Souls: Repeaked. ~LocalSunBro, eater of the past and of donuts. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

🗣She Impale my Mess till I Mer❗️❗️❗️❗️ 16 attempts at Messmer. I'm not counting Golden Hippo. That's not a boss. It's a stinking pile of shit. ~LocalSunBro, Counter of Deaths and Hater of Hippos. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Miquellested.

I can't wait to play this game again and play DLC for the first time!

My favorite part was when JP said it's JPeeing time and JPeed all over the place. ~LocalSunBro, may be insane. Likely to fall down the stairs. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

I turned on Notis hopefully I get notified next stream

Me going to the first short just to comment

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That was pretty clean. Feel like you'll destory him in RL1 assuming your damage will be higher.

Really impressive fight well played even if you didn’t get the no hit

"Lord of the ol- *fuck* ...current order. You b...bested my champion in combat!~ I am defeated! ...I don't even have a g..great rune anymore!~ Killing me is meaningless~ ..."

Damn, you finally leveled ADP. Still got hit, though. Dumbass. ~LocalSunBro, leveler of ADP and haver of I-frames. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

wowie

Mohjklester had been Mohjklested. ~LocalSunBro, eater of damage, unable to dodge. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Bro will REFUSE to do a co op playthrough with me. Nice job guys!

The cut scene! I can't watch it tho I don't wanna spoil it 😮

Woah no way, that's me. ~LocalSunBro, in a video. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

The best boss in DLC

W!

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Commander Gayest and his Dumbass Boar. Fuck ass hitboxes. ~LocalSunBro, does not endorse the Hog Rider. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Good job JP 🎉

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I can't believe JP killed Romania. ~LocalSunBro, not Romanian, still sad for some reason. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

🗣The depths of your foolishness❗️❗️❗️❗️~Peakdra, Lord of Frenzied Peak. ~LocalSunBro, Quoter of Bosses. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

What those snakes do fr. ~LocalSunBro, perfectly fine with being imlaled by Messmer. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

Another W vid

『Man in the Mirror』 ~LocalSunBro, professional Stand. Stay hydrated. \[T]/

I SEE YOU LATER. Mirror squire invasions are not the end JP, Local gave me an idea…

gg stop sweating!

he seems to be fuming

Excellently done. Y’know, I was getting a little worried while you were fighting Aava that you might not be able to beat some of the DLC bosses, but you’ve changed my mind.

Bootiful

You know, for a Feeble Cursed One, yoy sure handled the might of Fume Knight pretty well. And in only 69 attempts, too. Now do it fists only. ~LocalSunBro, hears but can not see, WiFi too bad. Stay hydrated. \[T]/