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TimRykertComedian
Добавлен 27 май 2012
Comic, Writer, Actor, Board Rider
Who Is Jimmy The Bag - Series Trailer
Series Trailer for Garth Daisy's documentary web series "Who is Jimmy The Bag?" about the man who got voted "World's Biggest Douchebag" in an online poll.
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Full Moon Surf - GoPro
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Friday June 13th Full Moon Surf in Tofino, BC, Canada
Tim Rykert - Car Issues - Sketch
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I still love this sketch, though I should have tightened the script for television like the producers told me to. But I wouldn't listen because every line seemed crucial to me at the time. This clip has now become very dear to me. My co-star in this sketch is the great, and now sadly, late, Paul O'sulivan. Paul passed suddenly in a tragic car accident last year. Paul's family and the comedy com...
Tim Rykert - Freak On The Street
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I still love this sketch. It was so much fun to shoot, and working with Kevin White is always a joy. And props to David Storey for the direction.
Tim Rykert - at play
Просмотров 2711 лет назад
Here's my very own snowboarding video. I am lucky enough to have a wife who snowboards with me and we both carry video cams at all times. Everything else I do in life is so that I can snowboard, surf and skate as much as possible. Okay maybe a little golf and poker too. Enjoy life!!!!
Tim Rykert - Comics!
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This was my first comedy special on CBC. I find the stand-up portion hard to watch because I was so green, but I like all of the sketch and B-roll stuff.
Tim Rykert - Acting Reel
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I have scored some fun acting rolls here and there over the years. I don't audition anymore because I live in Tofino but I'd like to do more acting one day.
Tim Rykert - Just For Laughs Gala
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I look so green in this. I would have told that guy to come back in a few years when you're ready for TV. Oh well. Great experience. Got an applause break with a joke I had never done on stage before this taping.
Tim Rykert - At The Laugh Resort
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This was from a fun headline weekend at the Laugh Resort in Toronto, and I think it was the first time I played a Toronto club since moving to the west coast.
Tim Rykert - On Vancouver
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Ribbing the Vancouverites during a set at Yuk Yuks Vancouver
Tim Rykert - Opening For Michael Buble
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I was lucky enough to open for Michael Buble and tour all over North America with him. We did over 150 shows together. The highlight was playing Radio City Music Hall. Unfortunately I wasn't allowed to tape that show, and many others due to union regulations. But I managed to get some footage from this gig in Phoenix. It jumps around a bit because the camera was set up in the sound booth and th...
Tim Rykert - Vancouver Vs Toronto
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These bits resulted from my move from Toronto to Vancouver. I developed all of these bits on the Vancouver stages, but here I am back in Toronto doing them in front of a Toronto crowd for the first time.
Tim Rykert - Star Trek Fans/Wrestling fans
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Tim Rykert - Star Trek Fans/Wrestling fans
Tim Rykert - How to pick a perfect melon.
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Tim Rykert - How to pick a perfect melon.
Not too bad! 😀
He reminds me of Kevin Nealon, Mitch Hedberg and Gary Gulman all at the same time
I- the fuck thing is so true I.... whoa feeling called out I use those exact sentences often 😅
lol I never heard anybody use "fuck" wrong, in Montreal or anywhere else in the province... but lol Tabernacle
he's a beast mvthafunker man 😀especially this time of pandemic, tnx tim
Thanks, Christian!
Maudit anglais
On aimons toe Pepsi, aussi, la!
Saw you perform at Comedywood in Toronto many years ago. You were hilarious then and still are!
Thanks, Mike!
You had me after literally 30 seconds. No time wasted and I'm excited for the rest. Yes, I'm writing this just a minute in.
Good Show ...
😀😀😀🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦😀😀😀
Uhh doo twa
😀😀😀😀
It's easy to swear in French, just quote the Bible :)
chrisse de calisse de tabarnak
@@MikfinityPog Bless you too! ;)
@@devilsoffspring5519 lol
when was this? it looks like something from the 90s
Yup. 94? 95?
@@timreichert3115 could be
1999
excellent. planning to go body surfing next full moon wondering if other people do this kind of thing
Hey fool !!! You think you're going to do well and prosper while you are cussing out the God who created you??? Come on funny man, no we were never monkeys. Well, perhaps the shoe does fit u ?? You better wake up soon bro b4 it's too late. You did not evolve from a rock.
I think you're right. I have cancer now so probably God did that because of the shit I talk. Oh well, live and learn. Hope things are well with you.
@@timreichert3115 are you serious?? God won't punish with cancer never!!! This is the enemy coming against you. There is hope don't give up. If I were in your shoes, I would go see the the bible that's been leaking oil for over 2 years now and they have baptismal tanks of fire where ppl are getting healed. North Georgia revival in dawsonvile, GA. Many healed. I will get you a link. ruclips.net/video/UwrSB8_Xfds/видео.html
Have you found Jesus yet?? He is the healer. He loves you. ❤
@@femalechristspeaker9350 Yes, he told me evolution is true. He told me we all evolved from a single celled organism and that he loves me even though I was a monkey.
@@TimRykertComedian how can I not laugh at that reply ? 😂 I love you bro. Happy trails. Let no person force their beliefs down your throat. Always do your own research. Know this, pain is a great motivator for change. Hey, I finally got a diagnosis. Come to find out, I'm a paranoid-dyslexic. I always think I'm following somebody. 😃
Didn't r Kelly go to jail for peeing on a child xD
That's why I was careful to pee very close to him but not directly on him.
We Aldo did create the "Taber-fuckin'-nack" Word.. Just updating.....🤟😎
Bis, bravo, encore! mdr
Great way to spend the hour! Nice that others did too for all the sharing this made you want to do.
Hilarious 😂
I’m from Montreal and the “fuck” thing is so true, everyone I know and even myself say it that way 🤣
Is this guy still alive
English is the hardest to learn for sure... Unless you're talking about tone languages. Mandarin and Cantonese, etc can take the biggest front seat to French or English any day. Ah, the sweet, sweet geopolitical peace when this was first recorded 💙
if you want to watch canadians cuss watch trailer park boys
No joke, there!
They do this all the time fuck
You're very good. Reminiscent of a young Conan Obrien... Except funny. 😉
Thanks, David!
Eek I dislike Conan
Damn, you're good!!! First time hearing you, LOVE your material and style.
Thanks, Sethian!
LOL all if it was freaking hilarious man, also really original. I'm really glad I came across your Channel
Thanks, Nolan!
@@timreichert3115 you're very welcome bud, and thank you for the hilarious content!
Lot of material stolen from Gallagher.
they all steal from each other...
It's funny when you have to force yourself to laugh...xd!
Addictive
Thanks for the upload best I’ve ever seen
I used to live in the uk and had to commute from Nottingham to London and I’m saying this to show that my journey was long enough to necessitate the use of the toilet. I was amused and a bit frightened to see train tracks and daylight! This was over 30 years ago and I wondered fairly recently if they’d changed this unique feature. He did t mention the uk but it’s nice to know there are still train toilets like this!
How old is this.
Ancien!
OMG THIS IS MY UNCLE!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO UNCLE TIM!!!!! HI ITS NOAH! i hope u get better i heard you got cancer :C i hope u feel better! i love you (my dad says hi and auntie kate says hi too) great job! but i heard you swear.....
Thanks, Noah, I'm glad you liked it! Sorry for the swearing. I love you too. Hopefully I will get back to Toronto for a visit soon!
Hey wait? Are you the one who he talks about in the skit?
Please please use marijuana oil, it cures cancer, Make your own, watch Rick Simpson video, Run from the Cure. I saw it cure a tumor on my nose in 2 weeks. its outlawed so the rich can get richer, at our expense.
@@susank8168 maybe i didnt watch it all my dad stoped me before because thare was swaering
Delightful!
thx, tim is my uncle
The fake laughter in the background is sad.
SO RUDE! HE IS MY UNCLE
"French is a great language you can use it all over the world!" Lol, wellll you can't exactly use Quebec French all over the world, kind of only in Canada.
DreadlockDrummer unilingues et ignorants j’imagine, un Angryphones moron quoi...😁😘
he was being sarcastic
@@robin-bq1lz yo décalisse man, partout je te vois et tu dis toujours la même merde. est-ce que tu comprend l'humour?
Côté Fabrice non, mon petit con, mais je comprends les imbéciles comme toi par contre...😘😁
@@scoobyscubers8519 he wasn't, besides english, french has the highest number of countries with french as its official language. So it's not the second most spoken language, but territorially it is.
I’m from calgary lol
Hey susan xD Me too...lol. Are you still here?
VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE!!!
Nah man, Quebec will be more successful in canada than as a sovereign. i know it sucks at times, but your own politicians dont help much!
French is so much easier to learn than English, that's why in Québec we are still learning grammar in high school while you read litterature x)
Exactly!
I'm anglo and I find French difficult because of nouns having a gender. That is something which does not exist in English.
@@sweiland75 I find french difficult because of the irregular verbs. Our teacher tells us to follow a set of rules for specific groups of verbs but then she's like ''oh wait, there are irregulars go memorize them or something lol''
@@sweiland75 don't worry: it's 2021, so some professional will soon find offense until all French words are non-binary ;) No more debates about Le / La.
Probably why the French language if failing in Québec we only take people that speak fringlish it really handcuffs us also don’t get me started on the high income tax that gives me nothing except blocking resource development in Canada
Thanks for sharing this! Gave me a good laugh. Hope you the best Tim!
thx for saying that! Tim is uncle
Tabarnak
Bon francais!
To correct the man, as a quebecker, Quebeckers uses as much "fucks" than actual swears and even implemented them in their french vocabulary. "Je l'ai fucké" = I broke it. "T'est fucké" = you're so screwed. And sadly "tabernacle" doesn't exists as a swear word, its pronounced "tabarnak".
But you understood the joke, of course? Angryphones do direct translation, so we wouldnt understand 'tabernak'. its not in any of the printed dictionaries, especially the petit larousse or petit robert (at least back when this was recorded; now its easy to find en ligne)
Very good.
tysm tim is my uncle
English is hard to learn? Is he joking (no pun intended)? Old English maybe.... but modern English is one of the easiest language in the world. It is almost pidgin German.
Lol this joke was funny
did he really say english is hard to learn bruh
English is a messed up language dude. You learn that when you learn more than one but it's not the hardest one out there.
It really is hard to learn one of the hardest in fact
french hardness to learn is that there is thousands of rules, but AT LEAST THERES RULES. English is such a free for all bullshit festival that you guys never have any idea how to pronounce a new word because there isnt consistent pronouncing rule of every letters. This doesnt happen in french and dont get me started on irregular verbs which sould never have to exist in any language (it sure doesnt in french)
It’s one of the hardest languages to learn
Maybe this unruly English language is the problem if everyone was French we all spending our time making love.
I hope Québec leaves Canada.
At least I hope we can get political sovereignty!
Gengis Khan Making Tea bad idea Québec c’est bien mieux avec le Canada caliss
Gengis Khan Making Tea pff va chier ptit criss😂😂 juste comme ça l’économie, l’armée et d’autre chose vont mieux avec le canada que le Québec autonome
Vinc Le but d'etre independant cest justement davoit notre propre armee et une economie qui est fait pour nos domaines dexploitations.
Pas nécessairement... Comment ça se fait qu'on l'a pas perdu après autant d'années, surtout pendant les périodes les plus intenses de tentative d'assimilation?
English is easy to learn
Myrocooly I’d say it’s easy to the basics down but if you really want to master it, it will take some time
@@robbiekite170 yeah but that's like every language... My first language is French and I don't particularly agree with him when he says that French is easy to learn because our grammar is just hell!😂 for me learning English was VERY easy. (Just try learning how to write in French....😬)
@@robbiekite170 Haha english is so easy to learn compared to french, just look at the verb to be in french... And it's only the beginning.