ParisAbyssus
ParisAbyssus
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A Starfield Review with absolutely no salt at all I promise
Going Gentle Into That Good Night.
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First video ever edited and published. First time script writing. First time thumbnail designing.
Yes I forgot to compress the music levels. Yes this video generally sucks. It's my first try. My bad.
Thanks Bricky. Eat my Jorts.
PC Specs:
GPU: AMD 7900XT
CPU: AMD 7900X3D
The rest don't matter.
-------------------------------------------------------- Day 1
00:00:00 Intro Cinematic
00:01:19 Intro
00:03:41 Artifacts
00:04:41 Post Processing
00:06:12 Character Creator
00:08:46 Inventory Managem...
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  • @jigsaw_3156
    @jigsaw_3156 2 дня назад

    good video. pls learn basic audio processing tho, at times it's hard to hear you over the music and your voice track desperately needs de-essing and stuff like such.

    • @ParisAbyssus
      @ParisAbyssus 13 часов назад

      Oh yeah I definitely dropped the ball with the audio. It was mostly fine all the way and then I added the a music at the end and didn’t check all the way through Biggest L of my life lmao

  • @User-s7j5u
    @User-s7j5u 5 дней назад

    Unpopular opinion: Outer Worlds > Starfield

  • @neurotrophicshock5860
    @neurotrophicshock5860 6 дней назад

    I love how sexy this guy's voice is.

  • @RaineErasmusWalker
    @RaineErasmusWalker 6 дней назад

    1:47:29 "You complain about the system yet you participate in it! Curious!" 😂 Get real, son, everyone viewing this video is doing the same in real life lolol (and our taxes aren't even low)

  • @RaineErasmusWalker
    @RaineErasmusWalker 6 дней назад

    1:37:06 wow it's eerily similar to the 🇪🇺. Really gets the noggin joggin'

  • @RaineErasmusWalker
    @RaineErasmusWalker 6 дней назад

    1:36:04 ANCAP paradise? >when there's roads👎🏻

  • @RaineErasmusWalker
    @RaineErasmusWalker 7 дней назад

    18:49 never play EVE Online 😂

  • @CDProjekt7
    @CDProjekt7 7 дней назад

    Loved the video

  • @iloshwdgac9213
    @iloshwdgac9213 11 дней назад

    Person 1: Wow! This game looks amazing. What can you do in it? Person 2: Admire the views Person 1: Anything else? Person 2: Wait for the next view to load. Person 1: You mean find the next view, right? Like, explore, right? Person 2: Not if you value your sanity.

  • @Omega-EP
    @Omega-EP 13 дней назад

    Turn down the music volume and turn up your raging voice. This isn't a rant video. It's a musical composition soundtrack.

  • @apoletestry3766
    @apoletestry3766 17 дней назад

    Every 6 or 8 months I have the urge to play New Vegas again and it will be the only game I play for 3 months straight. I think I have a problem 💀

    • @ParisAbyssus
      @ParisAbyssus 16 дней назад

      I do the same with Skyrim every other year

  • @JfrikinC
    @JfrikinC 21 день назад

    I'm sorry brother but this is a yap fest of complaints for the littlest reasons with little explanations for the negative opinions.

  • @crawlingmind
    @crawlingmind 25 дней назад

    just a note, and i'm sure it's way to late to point this out, but that hunter sequence isn't a boss fight, and he's impossible to kill because it's just a scripted "run away from that guy to complete the mission". you're supposed to fight him at the end of the game if you sided with emissary, or you fight the emissary if you sided with him.

    • @crawlingmind
      @crawlingmind 25 дней назад

      and with the quest where you jump back and forth between universes, they very clearly state that the split universe thing is happening in a self-contained bubble around the facility. you don't leave your universe when you finish it. man, you got me sounded like i'm defending this game now, lol

    • @ZaCloud-Animations___she-her
      @ZaCloud-Animations___she-her 3 дня назад

      ​@@crawlingmind Wow, well that makes like, no sense, & makes the Starborns' concerns make even less sense than they already did! 😅 So no, you didn't defend the game, don't worry, you only further pointed out its nonsense, LOL.

  • @Vvardenfell_Outlander
    @Vvardenfell_Outlander 26 дней назад

    Really enjoyed listening to this at work today. My faith in Bethesda is at an all-time low and I have no hope for them learning from their mistakes come TESVI, but that's okay. I'm sure it'll make them a trillion dollars anyways. We'll always have Morrowind.

    • @ParisAbyssus
      @ParisAbyssus 25 дней назад

      Morowboomer spotted Paarthurnax were just gonna have to [redact] him

    • @Vvardenfell_Outlander
      @Vvardenfell_Outlander 25 дней назад

      @@ParisAbyssus Guilty as charged! I still like Oblivion and Skyrim and even most of the Fallout games. I just wish there was room for a little more depth and complexity in the newer and coming titles.

  • @neur0leptic782
    @neur0leptic782 28 дней назад

    Great video, my only critique is that the footage shown often has nothing to do with what you're talking about and sometimes I think it's detrimental to your case. Like when you were describing how NPCs sometimes get stuck and don't even look at you when you engage in dialogue with them, you showed examples where they did turn to look at you. Or the part where you were discussing how ships don't have inertia and it makes them feel unnatural, it was just random gun combat footage. I'm sure it's probably a pain in the ass to go through hours of recorded gameplay to find exactly what you're looking for but that's just my two cents

    • @ParisAbyssus
      @ParisAbyssus 26 дней назад

      Yeah I started out actually having the footage be relevant but after days of putting that together I just wanted to get it out the door lmao. Hopefully 3 hour videos will be rare :b

  • @Fang24-wu2cp
    @Fang24-wu2cp Месяц назад

    I have to point out with the dimensional quest. The one Where everyone is alive is actually the alternative universe. Because in orbit you get a emergency Broadcast for it falling. So saving everyone is the alternative Universe

  • @GreenPonderingFrog
    @GreenPonderingFrog Месяц назад

    Star field was only made because of how well outer world did and Bethesda was hoping to cash in on some of that money. But star field is straight garbage. It’s like they started a good game but somewhere down the road they just gave up and now it’s the same situation where they rather have fans fix it then fix it theme selfs.

    • @ParisAbyssus
      @ParisAbyssus 29 дней назад

      Did outer worlds do that well? I played a couple hours of the first one and hated it and then never heard it mentioned ever again

    • @grumpfrog8602
      @grumpfrog8602 14 дней назад

      ​@ParisAbyssus according to a rough google search ive done the outer worlds did pretty ok for a game its size. I did replay it twice, which is rare for me, but at the time i was starved for anti-capitalist content so I really wanted to like it. But i do recognize some pretty serious flaws in gameplay and narrative. Hopefully their new game avowed or the outer worlds sequel is better

  • @Anedime
    @Anedime Месяц назад

    3:50 - I'm gonna blow your mind. Check this out, you ARE gonna carry that laser cutter for the rest of the game. You know why? Because it's affected by laser weapon perks and it has infinite ammo. So you can make it into one of the most powerful weapons in the game by getting all the laser perks and save yourself a whole bunch of clutter by not having to lug around a million weapons and ammo types.

  • @Skylartk
    @Skylartk Месяц назад

    I quit starfield after about 30 hours, left my guy sitting in the water below Neon hoping in vain that the big fish would eat me. Since then I've watched AT LEAST that much content decrying this game and its myriad of problems. This subgenre of 'starfield hate video essay' is how I cope knowing Todd and his sweet little lies scammed me out of 70 bucks. I hope TES 6 burns.

  • @dessertstorm7476
    @dessertstorm7476 Месяц назад

    I klnow a lot of people hate the colour grading, but i think it was suppsoed to represnt the different colour of the local sun and/or the different atmopshere filtering the light into a different colour. Which actually makes some sense. Or would do if it was consistent .

  • @Vlad-ed6ts
    @Vlad-ed6ts Месяц назад

    Bethesda is a lazy company reliant on its modding community to improve and finish its games

  • @zarombiste9158
    @zarombiste9158 Месяц назад

    I love to watch random small youtubers complaining about bad games 😂

  • @lil_thang
    @lil_thang Месяц назад

    what a wonderful first upload, knocked it out park on your first try. next video set up a patreon my dudeler

    • @ParisAbyssus
      @ParisAbyssus Месяц назад

      I do have a Kofi set up for now :v

  • @BigChungus-gz9vw
    @BigChungus-gz9vw Месяц назад

    This aged like fine wine with the dlc

  • @vexile1239
    @vexile1239 Месяц назад

    "Lean in your direction and explode your lungs" I loled hard at that one... mainly because I'm friends with people who are 4'0 and sometimes I feel like if I breathe heavily they'd explode

  • @modjoe4107
    @modjoe4107 Месяц назад

    Vasco isnt special they already did it in fallout 4. your mister handy robot follower does the same thing with saying your name.

  • @gamingguru2k6
    @gamingguru2k6 Месяц назад

    I'm kind of surprised how much of this review gets information outright wrong. This is far from the only review to do this. You could say the game is at fault for how it conveys information if so many people just don't understand the story at all.

  • @helldrake666
    @helldrake666 Месяц назад

    39:00 this is what it felt like. Initial idea, throw it together, sell for 70bucks. And ppl buy because Bethesda. And now they are releasing an atrocious DLC for 30, that feels like cut content being sold. And they never going to fix any of this. They already made the money. I wonder how long they get to keep this up before profits drop, shareholders leave and they fold in half. Its so sad to see them bleed out like this.

    • @ParisAbyssus
      @ParisAbyssus Месяц назад

      The dlc feels like it was supposed to be the true ending of the game since, you know, it didn’t have one. But since it’s the the head of the snake cut off from the rest of the body it had no point, just like the body did without the head. What a dumb game lmao

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 Месяц назад

      Watching ubislop crash is horrifyingly hilarious, I've already got snacks ready for bugthesda's slow burn into obscurity

  • @dawsong5208
    @dawsong5208 Месяц назад

    I see another multi hour long Starfield review. I click play.

  • @thesporeexplorer
    @thesporeexplorer Месяц назад

    As far as the Pirate quest goes, i hated the military faction from minute one of that quest because it started out in the middle of the tutorial quest. Literally arrested my ship while i was doing the constellation intro quests for a round of ammo in my inventory which was stolen. And instead of giving me the option to continue the quest later, instead forced me into a full 40 minutes of character intros for the military who forced my character to be an under cover cop for a faction of pirates. I literally completed the quest out of pure spite for the bastard in charge. I looked up the rewards at the beginning and they make no fucking sense. Save the pirates: get cash, become lieutenant of the pirates, and keep an entire space station of vendors and ship building outlets. Support the military: like 10k cash and you can walk around the military ship with only the bastard in charge there. There's no funtional reward to fighting the pirates. All the character interactions happen with the pirates. And the pirates entire morivation is finding booty, which the military wants to swoop in and steal without doing any work at all! Above all else, the guy in charge is just a prick. He conscripts a random civilian into life threatening work with the threat of incarceration. ACAB Fuck the UC! I did the entire questline just to tell that bastard to fuck himself.

    • @ParisAbyssus
      @ParisAbyssus Месяц назад

      Well I feel like it’s realistic. You have the high risk opportunity for lots of profit or the low risk moral option but you make no profit. You do encounter much less pirates throughout the game if you destroy them too.

  • @thesporeexplorer
    @thesporeexplorer Месяц назад

    I never found the Terramorph questline, but what do you mean it has you release the fucking GENOPHAGE!? 1:29:20

    • @ParisAbyssus
      @ParisAbyssus Месяц назад

      The UC quest line is about Terrormorphs and one of the ways to get rid of them is by releasing a virus or bacteria (I don’t recall) to kill them all

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 Месяц назад

      The virus is specifically created to end the terramorph threat, even if you choose the other method which is time consuming, it doesn't matter which option you choose, those npcs (party members) will go off at you for choosing either option

  • @pure9933
    @pure9933 Месяц назад

    Shattered Space review next?

    • @ParisAbyssus
      @ParisAbyssus Месяц назад

      Just finished recording the script ;)

  • @the_real_inquisitor
    @the_real_inquisitor Месяц назад

    Embrace the salt my brother in hate. The salt gives us power, hate powers our strength.

  • @stauros360
    @stauros360 Месяц назад

    Okay we know we get it, It's just Skyrim in space... stop making 🐂💩 videos like you're some kind of Sherlock Holmes solving the mystery of the decade...

  • @radioactivecrayon7194
    @radioactivecrayon7194 Месяц назад

    This game kills me, cause there are moments when I look at the interior of ships, the sprawling landscape of a planet, the visual design of suits, and think "man that's really cool". There are fingerprints of love and hard work sprinkled throughout, it's THERE, it just... Doesn't amount to anything that's actually fun to play. I wanted to love it so badly, but 30 hours in and the gameplay all feels the same

    • @ParisAbyssus
      @ParisAbyssus Месяц назад

      When my combat experience is exactly the same from the first 10 minutes to hour 100, your game shouldn’t have combat

    • @ZaCloud-Animations___she-her
      @ZaCloud-Animations___she-her 3 дня назад

      It's sad. You can tell that many of the devs were very passionate about the project, very talented, & did amazing work! But the bad project directing, the massive size of the studio, the left hand not knowing what the right hand was doing, obviously scrapped stuff with only remnants remaining... The fact that the studio doesn't use design documents & lacked cohesion resulted in so much hard work & talent being wasted on a game that didn't have a truly solid vision, & was hurriedly stitched together fairly close to release, with quick triage applied to attempt pulling all those segments together. It's such a shame. I feel bad for those who tried so hard & put in so much detail, only for it to be cobbled together so poorly.

  • @BadAtTeaDude
    @BadAtTeaDude Месяц назад

    "It just works..." Some guy at Bethesda "No, no it doesn't work..." Most of the Starfield player base

  • @gwoody4003
    @gwoody4003 Месяц назад

    I just don't enjoy Bethesda games. Not even Skyrim. I had fun with Rage 2, but they only produced it. Todd "from a certain point of view" Howard didn't touch it. The way they do things is irritating. Some things are way too easy, and things that should be simple are made unecessarily difficult or convoluted. Its like they are made to take a long time for the sake of taking a long time. And I find them really boring. I literally fell asleep siting up playing Fallout 4. I was hyped for Starfield, cus as usual, it was pitched to be 100 times better than it really was. I love No Man's Sky and thought... no way, NMS with an actual story and dynamic NPCs and stuff? I AM SO DOWN. Then it only came out on Xbox so, screw me, I guess 😂 Sometimes God works in mysterious ways. People I know that really love Bethesda RPGs were even disapointed with Starfield. I get bored watching Starfield footage thats been chosen to be entertaining. I do find joy in people complaining about Bethesda games though. 😂

  • @Erakelus
    @Erakelus Месяц назад

    35:25 you're right making every npc named would probably take hundreds of people and it would probably take them like 8 years to complete that game. No one ever made a giant city full of named NPCs *coughs in Imperial City*.

    • @ParisAbyssus
      @ParisAbyssus Месяц назад

      There was like 5 people in that entire city and the rest were copy-pasted guards. And the scale did feel really weird because how could the capital of basically the world only have like a handful of people in it.

  • @bendor8326
    @bendor8326 Месяц назад

    Bro pls lower game music audio

  • @_blankface
    @_blankface Месяц назад

    CDPR really showed us what a flawed game Starfield was after getting lost in the ambience of Night City

  • @Rendarth1
    @Rendarth1 Месяц назад

    I found Starfield to be ok. Not great, not terrible. Maybe the upcoming DLC will make it better. Who knows. But it's still fun to watch these videos on how much of a trainwreck the game was, vs. what was actually promised.

  • @PinkgloRadio
    @PinkgloRadio Месяц назад

    I like your video a lot but I have major qualms with your recommendation of starting with Mass Effect 3. The other games are dated, but not inaccessible. The story is still amazing and if youre playing the remastered versions it updates the games to a much more playable state. The whole amazing thing with those games is that your choices influence every subsequent game. It makes no sense to play the worst of the 3 just because it is the newest.

  • @JMiN___
    @JMiN___ Месяц назад

    Starfield hate vids gotta be my favorite gender

  • @PinkgloRadio
    @PinkgloRadio Месяц назад

    This is going on a playlist of video essays about Star Field and they will all be used to help me sleep. I mean that with respect. Star Field has failed in so many ways, but unexpected way it has made my life better is all the amazing content that I will listen to countless times while aiding me in conquering my insomnia.

  • @unfilthy
    @unfilthy Месяц назад

    This is a good start, and so there are lots of positive comments, but there are some issues as well, and it's worth mentioning if one is to learn. First, as mentioned by others, the sound balancing is bad. The volume of the background music changes and isn't being corrected to account for the speaking voice. There are also issues with the narration itself. Some of it is unclear not because the music s too loud, but because of slurring of words and general sloppy pronunciation. If you're expecting people to listen to you speak for hours, then making an effort to speak more clearly is warranted. There are also quite a few mispronounced words. I'm generally fine with people mispronouncing words, because it likely just means they've read more than they've heard a word spoken, and there's nothing wrong with that. Having said that, again, if you're speaking to an audience for a couple hours, then checking your pronunciation is in order. I realize you might not always know that you don't know, in which case having a few people listen to the recording and give corrections might be useful. In terms of content, it's actually reasonably well structured for being a rant-type video. I did lose you at a few points, but you got me back eventually, in terms of coherence. I found it very silly how angry you seemed to get about how the cartoonishly evil faction was being cartoonishly evil. You definitely spent way too much time complaining about it being evil, when a more mature critique might've lamented the shallowness of the writing or the lack of nuanced factions, or explained why certain things would not have worked the way they were depicted, rather than simply reacting in the way Bethesda obviously wanted you to react. Or maybe noting how evil corporations tend to try to appeal to their audience by writing stories pretending they're not on the side of evil corporations. Or maybe, if you happened to think that was actually a well written faction, maybe try and figure out what they did so well that it got to you so much. Overall, a reasonably solid first effort.

  • @RedDeadSakharine
    @RedDeadSakharine Месяц назад

    1:57:00 They already did the name thing in Fallout 4. This is not new.

  • @SeanvanBerlo
    @SeanvanBerlo Месяц назад

    I love that you are putting this together so coherently on your first try. Compliments. One tip: look into proper levels for audio mastering. It sounds like you may have mastered this by ear, cranking up the sound on your headphones or speakers, but this causes your voice to be way too soft on most devices, and your background music is way too loud. Made it impossible to listen to on a train for me. Just a tip!

  • @eslachance
    @eslachance Месяц назад

    So as a comment at the end of the video - let me add another game to the list of things that dwarf Starfield when it comes to storytelling as well as space-based travel and combat, and trading, and all that jazz (no shipbuilding or basebuilding though): Freelancer. Freelancer is THE game that brings me such an awesome nostalgia wave anytime I play it. It has some of the best space travel system with its boost / warp / travel lanes / gates... I just wish some game developer did a REAL modern version of it that I loved. There just isn't anything that comes close to it. Now... you can't *buy* that game anymore, it's no longer purchasable. But if you can find, say, a physical copy, it's *well* worth the effort just to be able to play. I strongly suggest a proper high-res texture mod pack though. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find myself some Sidewinder Fang - I can't stand that Liberty Ale crap :P

  • @DnBastard
    @DnBastard Месяц назад

    THEY ROCK TEXTURES ARE DIFFERENT SCALES IM HAVING AN AUTISTIC MELTDOWN

  • @pestilentsleeper9152
    @pestilentsleeper9152 Месяц назад

    I would also recommend if you want a good space sim, X4: Foundations, it’s like the love child of EVE and Star Citizen, no loading screens, seamless universe, economic management, ship and station building