Day one on the LifeSteal SMP. The rules are simple: die, and you lose a heart; kill, and you steal one. Naturally, my plan was to peacefully mine wood and maybe not die immediately. Spoiler: things didn’t go according to plan. Between shady alliances, surprise attacks, and someone offering me TNT (for ‘reasons’), I might already be on everyone’s hit list. But hey, who needs a plan when you’ve got raw determination and, uh, questionable decision-making skills? Will I survive? Will I thrive? Probably not, but it’ll be hilarious either way