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All the shitty ff7 sequels they spewed out

@12:40 - Definitely not a given, mate. I think I speak for every English-speaking Famicom fan, in saying that I'm still waiting for that sacred day when someone decides to finally translate Time Twister - a 1st party Nintendo game where...stuff happens that would get RUclips to auto-delete this comment if I went any further. But hey...if you're here, you probably already know the game exists, right?

And they said LDS sucked. Which is still true, but holy #->[. Stargazers *needs* work. The music sucks, the towns are invisible, the HP displays are truncated and Minami is always carrying too much to be able to run. Avoid this game.

Growing up when leveling up is a fantastic idea.

4:37: Incidental booty!!! 🤣

Me as a kid used to think the claw was a zuchinni and heal potions were onions, the good old days

I dunno. Just seems like they bet on the wrong trends and lost accordingly.

Just casually dropped a f bomb

What's the outro song starting around the 14 minute mark? I've been trying to place it for the last hour and its so familiar but I just can't quite place it. I know it's on a soundtrack I own, too and one I used to play on repeat but its been years since I heard it. Its driving me crazy.

You r a rpg maker noob if you think this is the worst

My weakness is that if you title a youtube video "the worst rpg," I have to watch it 😂

12:14 not uncensored, not in Japan at least, all hentai hast to be censored, if it truly was uncensored it would have been illegal.

Oh wow. Hoshi definitely WORST RPG!

This is the kind of game that should be remaked and fixed.

13:21 AVGN posessed him for a second there lol

Into the fire we go!

Hotel!

Wasn't there also a game that came out about 2 psychic children who had to fight off a super computer gone rogue? I think it starts with a G

3:30 - absolutely bizarre pronunciation of christen.

Why couldn't publishers like Hudson just put anime intros into their Adventure Island, Bomberman, and Bonk games to satisfy that requirement, and make the rest of the game like normal? Sounds like a simple solution which may cost them a tiny bit more money than usual. but in the grand scheme of things...really shouldn't have been too hard? Am I missing something here, or are you not not covering the full story?

Well today i learned about the existance of a console RPG that's older than the first Dragon Quest game.

The game has no kanji in passwords, as the Famicom wasn't capable of rendering any. In fact, the only kanji that show up are for the title, which is art rather than actual text. Also, it is indeed possible to check other characters' stats and equipment, but you have to switch the party leader to do so. And anyone who lists FFXIII as one of the worst JRPGs isn't worth listening to. It has serious flaws, sure, but it's middling at worst.

Half the world just collapsed, lets take 5 minutes to talk about a tower.

I remember watching Zenki in the 90s. A fun anime, to watch, kinda like Inuyasha.

The music in this area is so *chill*

i *loved* the way the PC-FX looked back in the day.

This game has great music

A well researched & robustly produced video on an obscure topic? Yeah, you get a subscription. You should be proud this is both very informative & funny ^_^

I just love the look of it, its very silly to be a pc tower, but lets keep in mind that almost all pc-engine related consoles had super unique designs! The PC-FX looks like a rectangular cube version of the DUO-RX, a very sleek console!

What were the hentai games? For research purposes.

"My village is gone! What is going on!" A village that will never be seen or mentioned ever again for the rest of the game! I've always found it funny how they tried to give you a tragic back story, but immediately gave up on it after the intro. The very first time I ever played this game, when I faced the boss, it got a critical hit on me and killed me. There was not a thing I could do, no healing items, no healing magic, no skills. It turned me off of the game for a while. That said, this game despite it's rocky start is not that bad. For a beginner's RPG, it does what it intended to do. And it does have a pretty awesome soundtrack.

Actually PC Engine was a BIG hit on Japan. Sharing the same place with another hit console - Super Famicom aka SNES.

"99 problems and NEC is all of them" haha I love that.

Baby's first RPG, I got a shout out! ❤

There's a translation out for Team Innocent, if anyone wants to check it out.

Hentai console. I had one of these and nearly all their games was hentai.

Well that sucks I was hoping to see the new translation at play. I'll have to get to it myself then in my long back log. Have fun.

Impeccable selection of background music

I don't really get why you have such animosity towards adult content. Makes the second part of the video really uncomfortable to watch, it's like an atheist talking about passages of the bible.

...so you're just straight up ripping off gamesack now?

Mortal Kombat 2 getting red labeled is not surprising. Japan's view on sex and violence is the opposite of the US. Sexual content is viewed as being much more acceptable in Japan (for God's sake one of the longest running kids anime features full frontal child nudity as a recurring joke). Violent content is censored way heavier. For example a Japanese M equivalent game can't have human gore only monster gore and no red blood. However in that same game you can have full female nudity. No sex though. Not now anyways. They were able to until CERO was established and they formally banned it on consoles.

EXDEATH IS A FUCKING TREEEEEEEEEEE

This is an excellent game! It can be very grinding at times, but I am so glad to see someone play it. It's very long though. Lol

I do enjoy your presentation style and use of language, as in my opinion, it hearkens back to videos of old RUclips before we were all inundated by ads!

This console is like having your tenga out in the open. I don't think people want a console that they have to hide in a closet after you are done playing with it.

Never played this one!

Let's GOOOOOO

Its sad as PCE was truly fantastic

Given the title of the video, I fully expected the video to be about the Saturn which got screwed over by greedy & stupid higher ups of Sega.

"They turned to adult entertainment!" Wait till you find out one of the major reason VHS and Blu-ray won their format wars...