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  • @robertaries2974
    @robertaries2974 2 часа назад

    You have a great day too

  • @ryleecarlton9415
    @ryleecarlton9415 8 часов назад

    I love seeing these pop up on my feed! My dad used to send me jokes like this in college to help me get through the day 💖

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 8 часов назад

      @@ryleecarlton9415 I started my jokes during Covid in 2020 to keep everyone’s spirits up. Been doing videos for about last 2 years

  • @bentobrocke4843
    @bentobrocke4843 9 часов назад

    Frozen assets is a great punchline 😂😂

  • @goober112
    @goober112 12 часов назад

    😂🤣

  • @RickyBobby4-Real
    @RickyBobby4-Real 12 часов назад

    Dude isn’t funny

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 11 часов назад

      @@RickyBobby4-Real not supposed to be… bad jokes

    • @RickyBobby4-Real
      @RickyBobby4-Real 8 часов назад

      @@mellovegas960DUDE looks like a lady…..Jokes on you! 😂😂😂😂

  • @jaimemaldonado2644
    @jaimemaldonado2644 19 часов назад

    Very Punny 😊

  • @jacvr395
    @jacvr395 20 часов назад

    Ha

  • @yasho.
    @yasho. День назад

    it's my daily routine to crack the pun before your sip 😂

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 18 часов назад

      @@yasho. do you succeed often?

  • @akittu
    @akittu День назад

    Wow that one is really good lol!

  • @amyboone125
    @amyboone125 День назад

    😊

  • @bentobrocke4843
    @bentobrocke4843 День назад

    Chewie 😂😂

  • @bewarefalsenonprofits
    @bewarefalsenonprofits 2 дня назад

    That was a side splitter with tongue splinters

  • @civillady13
    @civillady13 2 дня назад

    I don’t care these are the best kinds of jokes! 😅

  • @hahayouarefunny
    @hahayouarefunny 2 дня назад

    Law-ffles?

  • @FFrank-ic6go
    @FFrank-ic6go 2 дня назад

    That was soooo bad. 😂😂😂😂 but yet still (again) I am laughing.

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 2 дня назад

      @@FFrank-ic6go my goal is usually cringy worth badness 🤣

  • @malamstafakhoshnaw6992
    @malamstafakhoshnaw6992 2 дня назад

    Love it! Keep em comin! 🍻

  • @Some_Dumb_Nerd
    @Some_Dumb_Nerd 3 дня назад

    I thought it was gonna be "case-adilla"

  • @amyboone125
    @amyboone125 3 дня назад

    I was almost stumped. Nice mug.

  • @yeshoohatzadik
    @yeshoohatzadik 3 дня назад

    Very funny, have a great day!

  • @Alisdairneighbors
    @Alisdairneighbors 3 дня назад

    Good one

  • @A13XLaircey
    @A13XLaircey 3 дня назад

    Lol!

  • @vickil3256
    @vickil3256 3 дня назад

    Why don’t sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy. 😂

  • @gail9566
    @gail9566 4 дня назад

    GROOOAAAANNN

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 4 дня назад

      @@gail9566 😎😎it’s what I do

  • @Some_Dumb_Nerd
    @Some_Dumb_Nerd 5 дней назад

    You have a great day too, sir 👍

  • @amyboone125
    @amyboone125 5 дней назад

    As always, thanks.

  • @akittu
    @akittu 5 дней назад

    verdy nice !! 🐟⚖️

  • @amyboone125
    @amyboone125 5 дней назад

    Good one

  • @ryleecarlton9415
    @ryleecarlton9415 6 дней назад

    I needed this video, so glad it was recommended to me!!

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 6 дней назад

      @@ryleecarlton9415 thanks for watching!

  • @mars6233
    @mars6233 6 дней назад

    😂😂😂

  • @Silver_Titan
    @Silver_Titan 6 дней назад

    The amount of dedication this man has is crazy. Why isn’t he getting more views (He’s been doing this for 2 years)

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 6 дней назад

      @@Silver_Titan thanks!! I do appreciate your vote of confidence, I have a blast doing these

  • @Scorchclaw
    @Scorchclaw 6 дней назад

    Thank you. You also have a wonderful day

  • @MarkGerald2011
    @MarkGerald2011 7 дней назад

    import pygame import random # Initialize pygame pygame.init() # Screen dimensions WIDTH, HEIGHT = 800, 600 # Colors WHITE = (255, 255, 255) BLACK = (0, 0, 0) # Set up the screen screen = pygame.display.set_mode((WIDTH, HEIGHT)) pygame.display.set_caption("NPC Joke Interaction") # Fonts font = pygame.font.Font(None, 36) # Jokes list jokes = [ "Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!", "What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!", "Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems!", "Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!", "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!", ] # NPC properties npc_text = "Press E to talk to the NPC!" npc_x, npc_y = WIDTH // 2 - 100, HEIGHT // 2 - 50 # Game variables joke_displayed = "" # Main game loop running = True while running: for event in pygame.event.get(): if event.type == pygame.QUIT: running = False elif event.type == pygame.KEYDOWN: if event.key == pygame.K_e: # Player interacts with NPC joke_displayed = random.choice(jokes) # Clear the screen screen.fill(WHITE) # Display NPC prompt npc_surface = font.render(npc_text, True, BLACK) screen.blit(npc_surface, (npc_x, npc_y)) # Display joke if any if joke_displayed: joke_surface = font.render(joke_displayed, True, BLACK) screen.blit(joke_surface, (WIDTH // 2 - 200, HEIGHT // 2 + 50)) # Update the display pygame.display.flip() # Quit pygame pygame.quit()

  • @radicalquad
    @radicalquad 7 дней назад

    you too

  • @A13XLaircey
    @A13XLaircey 7 дней назад

    Gramma ain't bout to let her young'uns starve!!

  • @SatoRonin
    @SatoRonin 8 дней назад

    That was punny as hell 😂

  • @amyboone125
    @amyboone125 8 дней назад

    🤣

  • @bigrichardzoogy3273
    @bigrichardzoogy3273 8 дней назад

    Lets keep that camera off from now on

  • @mars6233
    @mars6233 8 дней назад

    Subscribing for hopefully more dry dad jokes. Perfect execution. I laughed so much

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 8 дней назад

      @@mars6233 thank you!!!! Trust me the jokes are bad

    • @mars6233
      @mars6233 7 дней назад

      @mellovegas960 I love it!! I'm in!! You have my full attention

  • @NeoWand-qh6rv
    @NeoWand-qh6rv 9 дней назад

    Always love tuning in every once in a while! Great joke!

  • @akittu
    @akittu 9 дней назад

    I don't know about this one mellowvegas, but much appreciated <3

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 9 дней назад

      @@akittu yeah….. not my best (worst) but bad enough to suit me

    • @akittu
      @akittu 9 дней назад

      @@mellovegas960 it's ok, can't wait for more though!

  • @ryanburke403
    @ryanburke403 9 дней назад

    Love the mug. Thanks for the jokes

  • @bentobrocke4843
    @bentobrocke4843 9 дней назад

    That looks cold today. I’m glad it’s 78 today for me!!

  • @MariaOSullivan42
    @MariaOSullivan42 9 дней назад

    Stupid not funny

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 9 дней назад

      @@MariaOSullivan42 never claimed to tell funny jokes, just bad jokes 😀

    • @amyboone125
      @amyboone125 8 дней назад

      Pretty rude

  • @vickil3256
    @vickil3256 9 дней назад

    Yum 🤤 😋🍺😂

  • @kittsumiiplays1525
    @kittsumiiplays1525 9 дней назад

    What's with the change of scenery today?

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 9 дней назад

      @@kittsumiiplays1525 I volunteer at a Lion habitat and I start at 7:00 so leave early morning

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 9 дней назад

      @@kittsumiiplays1525 it gets to the 60’s mid day. Vegas is not hot all year round for sure! 🤣

    • @kittsumiiplays1525
      @kittsumiiplays1525 9 дней назад

      @@mellovegas960 a lion habitat?? that's sick as hell!!!

  • @kittsumiiplays1525
    @kittsumiiplays1525 10 дней назад

    how do you keep coming up with these

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 10 дней назад

      @@kittsumiiplays1525 a lot of research 😎

  • @A13XLaircey
    @A13XLaircey 10 дней назад

    Lol!

  • @bentobrocke4843
    @bentobrocke4843 10 дней назад

    My wife’s favorite joke yet!!

  • @Arctic_Jew
    @Arctic_Jew 11 дней назад

    Its crazy that youve been doing this for 2 years! How do you not run out of jokes?

    • @mellovegas960
      @mellovegas960 11 дней назад

      @@Arctic_Jew I actually started doing jokes in March of 2020 (lighten the mood during Covid). They were only on Facebook & the. I decided to do videos(much more fun) I use a lot of different web pages & input from people. Thanks for watching!

  • @TestJohnson-z8q
    @TestJohnson-z8q 11 дней назад

    Impressivd