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ALL PAWNS ALL HOPE
Добавлен 5 июл 2022
Chess by patzers for patzers
Why do they keep falling for it!
The humble hedgehog plods on. He may not be fast, but he is slow.
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Confuse your opponents with our secret opening | Coward Chess
Просмотров 9321 день назад
Opening special! Infinite wins for the price of none! #coward #chess #speedrun
Losing after 10 moves, how do we turn this around?
Просмотров 90Месяц назад
We absolutely should have lost this one I think some deity has blessed us or something #coward #chess #speedrun
THE GREATEST CHESS OPENING IS BACK
Просмотров 132Месяц назад
Your favourite opening is back boys hold on to your socks cuz you are going on the ride of a lifetime. #coward #chess #speedrun
2 year anniversary special | Cowardly Bullet Chess
Просмотров 134Месяц назад
Two years of making RUclips videos and transforming the chess scene has led to this: Bullet coward chess.Thanks for watching big dogs #bullet #chess #special
Win at chess with our simple rule!
Просмотров 2932 месяца назад
Sorry we are in our aggressive marketing era #coward #chess #speedrun
We can't be stopped! | Coward Chess Speedrun
Просмотров 2262 месяца назад
They cant contain us! In this meek extravaganza, we stumble into the 1600 rating range completely by accident. Watch as your boys sneak and swindle themselves out of yet another prison of their own making. #coward #chess #speedrun 00:00 Game begins 17:00 Analysis
SWINDLING SAVANT
Просмотров 1442 месяца назад
An 18 point disadvantage means nothing to this-this-this-this-this demon this wizard this warlock! Run for the hills and take your ladder mates with you! #coward #chess #speedrun 00:00 Game Begins 15:38 Celebration 16:58 Analysis
MY FAVORITE CHECKMATE
Просмотров 1,2 тыс.3 месяца назад
The most insane rollercoaster in cowardly chess history, ending in a chart topping classic mate. #coward #chess #speedrun 00:00 Game begins 13:14 Analysis
Never Resign against 1600s. Here's why.
Просмотров 1453 месяца назад
Absolutely under no circumstances ever resign. #coward #chess #speedrun
The Shuffling Immortal!! Coward Chess Speedrun
Просмотров 1793 месяца назад
Welcome, boils and goils to the greatest spectacle on the internet! Two cowardly men play chess as if their opponent is scary, and try not to lose or draw! This piece of art is best enjoyed with headphones, in a sensory deprivation tank, allowing you to transcend your corporeal form and join us in the cowardverse, where every thought and whisper is anxious paralysis. 00:00 Game Begins 15:01 Ana...
Dismantling a 1600 with the Clock
Просмотров 1354 месяца назад
Call the oracle at Delphi, because this video contains the best predictive soul-read of a position you will ever see. In this series, a 2000 elo player reviews games by his 1600 elo friend, and sees if he can inject any practical insights that may help bring his pal up to snuff. 00:00 Game begins 17:52 Game review with coach
Is Weakness a Strength?
Просмотров 2164 месяца назад
We pushed our bodies and minds to the limit #coward #chess #speedrun
We got demolished...
Просмотров 1804 месяца назад
In this one, our faithful subscriber plays fighting chess, and puts cowardice to the test. While he lay waste to our position, our fearful and timid principles weathered the storm! We hope you enjoy these two games as much as we enjoyed playing them. This was so much fun, we'd love to play more of you guys! Please send us a message at chess.com/member/allpawnsallhope if you are interested in a ...
Swindle of the Century | Coached to 2k
Просмотров 1914 месяца назад
Welcome one and all in your unwashed droves, to another episode of road to climbing the rating ladder to coaching session to 2000 elo on chess.com! Today we talk about everything from stale Candidates takes, to the Catholic church and throw some good chess advice in for good measure. Class is in session! 00:00 Game Begins 11:46 Analysis and Coaching #chess #rating #improvement
Ultra-Cowardly Rapid Match with a Subscriber!
Просмотров 2124 месяца назад
Ultra-Cowardly Rapid Match with a Subscriber!
Road to 2000: Game 1 and Coach Review!
Просмотров 2975 месяцев назад
Road to 2000: Game 1 and Coach Review!
Bishop pair BOOTCAMP! | Coward Chess Speedrun
Просмотров 1696 месяцев назад
Bishop pair BOOTCAMP! | Coward Chess Speedrun
Immortal Calculations | Coward Chess Speedrun
Просмотров 1587 месяцев назад
Immortal Calculations | Coward Chess Speedrun
1400s can't handle this cute opening | Coward Chess Speedrun
Просмотров 1237 месяцев назад
1400s can't handle this cute opening | Coward Chess Speedrun
instructive endgame for the boys | Coward Chess Speedrun
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instructive endgame for the boys | Coward Chess Speedrun
Going Hog Wild | Coward Chess Speedrun
Просмотров 1227 месяцев назад
Going Hog Wild | Coward Chess Speedrun
Brutal Kingside Attack! Can the Hedgehog Survive? | Coward Chess Speedrun
Просмотров 1537 месяцев назад
Brutal Kingside Attack! Can the Hedgehog Survive? | Coward Chess Speedrun
Farewell Hovel, Hello Hedgehog | The Coward Chess Speedrun
Просмотров 1268 месяцев назад
Farewell Hovel, Hello Hedgehog | The Coward Chess Speedrun
Offers brain, opponent immediately resigns
He knew what was coming (it was him)
Respect all flags. Dont go "what the H is that flag". Be sober mfers.
Weird question, but do you guys work in architecture or something in a similar field?
Not at all, but we'd love to hear why you think we do!
@@allpawnsallhope Well, that was a total miss lol. Maybe it’s that your humor aligns with mine more than I’ve found in anyone outside the profession, and I also appreciate the ‘lack of sleep’ aura you give off. Keep up the good work, keep up the hope!
@@quitapanti7902 Great to hear! Sounds like you would get along with medicolegal dudes and waiters.
WHAT HECK
Would you also like brain?
@@allpawnsallhope are you saying mine is smooth?
waitning in line for brain...
If it isn't the consequences of my own actions
Thx for the laughs and the decent chess ………15 people would be rough
Is that my stinker classic?
Absolutely disgus... -resigns-. Rocky start though boys, a bit shart-sighted on the h-far. Good to see the dub-hovel system again.
missed opportunity to say "hedging our hog" 1:02
feeling #rueful about that
one of your best comedic performances yet
bless ya
Not the most satisfying win, but hey, take em where yuh get em.
Hunkering and hiding before eking out a wimpy victory would be a better title actually
I love the idea of this- is it cheating technically to have both of you playing? I wanna try this with a friend
I'm really interested in you all inventing a game with new pieces, a real custom fit. You could call it Chess 2.
All shacks no hope
The greatest hope is found within the shack
Thanks for that bit at the end about drawing a box with the pawn to see if the king can catch it, that was new for me and is insanely useful.
Awesome glad to hear that's helpful!
I've watched every CCSR video... I'm 'afraid' to miss one, as it were. Keep on zugging! Or zwanging?
More zug's to come!
Core audience represent ✊😔 i usually play a little aggressive, so coward chess is actually pretty instructive for me about how to be solid and deal with closed positions, and I enjoy the silly banter. Y'all have a good thing going with this. Here's to two more.
Yo shout out from your core peeps happy anniversary 🤟
WOOOO HAPPY ANNIVERSARU
Oh well its not about the accuracy its all about fun ig(sarcasm) long term this opening wont get u passed 2200
Both our minds at max power would not get us to 2100
you guys are awesome
Cheers brother
You guys are great
Thanks boss!
Keep on rockin on July 4th! That mate was a "classic right triangle" as Hikaru would say, and you're even wearing a Hikaru-ish shirt. I think it's good. Earlier... I was really. really. really hoping you would try to get all your pieces onto the 2nd and 3rd ranks, that would be hilarious. Kind of a cowardly but bullying method of play, just squeeze your opponent off the board. I think I almost did it once, actually very difficult to achieve.
chat chat that's a classic right triangle chat that's a classic right triangle classic right triangle chat hahahaha thx for donate subz
@@allpawnsallhope Gotta clog the toilet then sac my queen and get a great bastion on f5... take the juicer... ice skater
@@Hiflyby1 Really captured the essence of Hikaru with this post
coward bullet would be an absolute sight to behold…
cowards only shoot blanks
As a coward myself, my anxiety is greatly reduced by the removal of the strict time rule
I am shocked and overjoyed that this video is still being recommended to people. Glad we could put you at ease good sir
@@allpawnsallhope It might be but for me personally I have been slowly watching the series in order, I usually will watch a few in a row and come back to it later.
@@Liam_is_watching Wholesome af brother we appreciate ya!
cheeky fuckers
Gentlemen gather 'round. Are we looking at a UK compliment or a universal insult here? 🔎🔎
What a special moment at the end of the game. Hope was really the difference maker
All pawns all hope allways
what an ending 😂
A draw! Explosive!
The most satisfying cowardly game ever, provoking joyous laughter even in the most timid soul.
More violent draws and giggles to come!
HAVAHA oh my lord what a gem of a game, the foreshadowing too… i screamed when i saw the ending GAGAH beautiful
He saw so deep and so true!
Ah yes, the classic Ugandan rook mate. So satisfying
This is a cultural show after all
HAGHA the queen shuffling is a book move
booked up to infinity and beyond!
Brilliant game
A triumph of fear over aggression
a beautiful cowardly comeback. one could say a masterclass in cowardice
On the 7th day, God made this game
It all came down to one 1500 rated player remembering "how the knight moves" while the other did not. 😅
It's tricky because horses can't move backwards in real life (even if they can that just feels wrong)
@@allpawnsallhope well, they do but it's like your car, it has a reverse gear but it's really slow and you're more likely to hit pedestrians, other vehicles, and telephone poles. Et cetera.
@@Hiflyby1 Quickly updating the knight lore with this new meta
It's nice to know there are other chess players who don't know what the f- they're doing. I mean, I watch videos about some Fischer-Larsen-Karpov game and I learn about as much as I would about cooking asparagus.
Unfortunately Fischer, Larsen, and Karpov were more Broccoli guys
coward chess has inspired me. let them cook !!!
Welcome to the great cowardly empire! Thanks for watching and subscribing :)
I check youtube only for your videos, guys!
Thanks for the support!
“It rhymes so it must be true”😂
this remains the only good chess youtube content, provided for us by inarguably the top GMs to ever create content, perhaps the best to ever play the game. some people think fischer or magnus are pretty good, but could they play coward chess?
Your comment is so touching and so true. Coward chess at this level is nearly impossible without mainlining several grams of performance diminishing drugs each morning.
@@allpawnsallhope Bobby Fischer tried taking those, but his dealer accidentally gave him the ones that make you unhinged and anti-semitic
Praying for your poor spine 🙏 May you not herniate any discs in your cowardly endeavours
Luckily for cowardice I am spineless
Can you lift me next Soors?
That first game was probably one of, if not the best one ever for me. I've only been playing for about a year and a half, it all started for me as a New Year's Resolution in January 2023 to play 1000 games of chess and learn throughout by January next year. I completed the 1000 games, and fell in love with the game during the journey. It was super fun playing you! Video idea: Puzzle Rush with the boys!
You played a fantastic game! Thanks for taking the time to play us
Will the beloved hovel ever make a comeback?
The roof fell in on us, we need to shore it up with some plywood and plaster before we inhabit it again
Gmae 1: The sights and sounds of a steamroller came to mind during the middlegame.
The boys were glued to the tarmac and begging for succour
TAKE THE JUICER
absolutely annexed the juicer
Also, opponent had bishop g4, skewering your queen and rook like a shishkabab, for like 5+ moves... gaaaahd
big miss by the boys
omg push the pawwwn push the paaaawwwwn,,, (~10 min.... it's winning i swear...)
Great video! Incredibly meek play. I think at 36:57 you missed an even more cowardly move. You could've blocked the check with the light squared sister, pinning the queen, because pieces that can move are scary
Saw that move when rewatching. Such a fearfully aesthetic move great find!
Your opponent played extremely well for a 1000 rated player! He's either a smurf or just extremely underrated. He had board awareness well beyond his rating and also showed that he's familiar with some key concepts throughout the game. I'd say he was hanging there pretty well considering the rating difference, but we also need to take into account the enterprising nature of your playing style...
Yeah we were both super impressed! Subscribing to the channel clearly gives you a several hundred point rating boost - it is known.
You guys should do a crossword together
can do mr chublet