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KafeJake
Добавлен 27 сен 2013
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A Tour of My Decade-Old Minecraft Forever World
Today I take a tour through a world I made back in 2013 and discuss plans to expand it.
Luvstar's video - ruclips.net/video/S_5rg_OgYis/видео.html
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0:00 - Intro
1:55 - Tour
Luvstar's video - ruclips.net/video/S_5rg_OgYis/видео.html
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0:00 - Intro
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Surreal Videos From My Youth
Просмотров 56419 часов назад
In this video, I discuss videos posted to RUclips that I watched as a kid that unnerved or straight up scared me. 🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 kafejake 🔴Second channel🔴 www.youtube.com/@BigJek Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 1:01 - Username 666 1:25 - The Cat With Hands 3:10 - Doll Face 4:17 - Crooked Rot 4:57 - Luxo Jr. 2 The Reckoning 6:55 - Agamemnon Counterpart 8:53 - Mouse.avi
Undercooked Creepypasta - Windows 7 Kill Screen
Просмотров 129Месяц назад
Read along here: spinpasta.fandom.com/wiki/Windows_7_Kill_Screen 🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 kafejake 🔴Second channel🔴 www.youtube.com/@BigJek 🔊Join the Discord and become a part of the community!🔊 discord.gg/WX7bybBKKd
Undercooked Creepypasta - Lost THX Tex Trailer
Просмотров 3132 месяца назад
Read along here: spinpasta.fandom.com/wiki/Lost_THX_Tex_Trailer:_Tex_Halloween_2007 🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 kafejake 🔴Second channel🔴 www.youtube.com/@BigJek #creepypasta #scarylogos #thx
Undercooked Creepypasta - Lost Toys (Toy Story)
Просмотров 4672 месяца назад
Read along here: james-lost-episode-creepypastas.fandom.com/wiki/Lost_Toys_-_Toy_Story's_Forgotten_Prequel 🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 kafejake 🔴Second channel🔴 www.youtube.com/@BigJek #creepypasta #lostepisode #toystory
Undercooked Creepypasta - Crimson
Просмотров 1462 месяца назад
Read along here! lostepisodecreepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Crimson 🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 kafejake 🔴Second channel🔴 www.youtube.com/@BigJek #undercookedcreepypasta #spongebob #lostepisode
Undercooked Creepypasta - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
Просмотров 5932 месяца назад
Read the pasta here: www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/hxi46c/i_refuse_to_play_tony_hawk_pro_skater_3/ 🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 kafejake 🔴Second channel🔴 www.youtube.com/@BigJek
DOOM Retro Console Port Tier List
Просмотров 8216 месяцев назад
A tier list of some DOOM ports of yesteryear, mostly shabbier ports with one wild card for comparison. Might make a part two someday with more old ports. 🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 kafejake 🔴Second channel🔴 www.youtube.com/@BigJek 0:00 - Intro 1:11 - Game Boy Advance 12:50 - 3DO 17:27 - Jaguar 22:33 - PS1 26:56 - Saturn 30:50 - Sega 32X #gameboyadvance #segasaturn #doom
Gordon Ramsay V. Grilled Cheese - ROUND II
Просмотров 5547 месяцев назад
This stream/video was intented for entertainment purposes only. Today we have a reaction to celebrity chef and Beautiful connoisseur, Gordon Ramsay, who has called a rematch against the reigning champion, grilled cheese sandwich. Will he prevail? 🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 kafejake 🔴Second channel🔴 www.youtube.com/@BigJek #gordonramsay #reaction
5 Pieces of Lost Media I Want to See Found
Просмотров 6 тыс.8 месяцев назад
In this one-off video, I discuss pieces of lost media that I am personally curious about. 🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 kafejake 🔴Second channel🔴 www.youtube.com/@BigJek Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 0:27 - Strange Encarnacion Bechaves Commercial 2:16 - Mario 64 Big Star Secret 3:23 - Doom 4 Prototype 5:03 - Toy Story 9:20 - Sonic 6 Creepy Game Reaction #lostmedia
Bri'ish chef annihalates a grilled cheese sandwich
Просмотров 1118 месяцев назад
🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 kafejake 🔴Second channel🔴 www.youtube.com/@BigJek #gordonramsay #grilledcheese #reaction
The 1,000 Subscribers Q&A
Просмотров 15510 месяцев назад
Thank you all for this small but meaningful milestone! 🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 kafejake 🔴Second channel🔴 www.youtube.com/@BigJek
This GBA Multicart Contains NES BOOTLEGS
Просмотров 1,3 тыс.10 месяцев назад
Today I dive into the 369-In-1 GBA Multicart with a focus on some of the bootleg NES offerings on the cartridge. Bootleg Games Wiki page on this cart: bootleggames.fandom.com/wiki/Game_Boy_Advance_369-in-1 🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 kafejake
Scary Logos Tier List
Просмотров 10 тыс.11 месяцев назад
The scary logo phenomenon has piqued my interest for years, mostly since I don't find any of the popular selections scary at all. It's time once and for all to get my opinion on which ones are the least terrifying. 🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 kafejake
This Bootleg DS Cart Has 4300 Games... But I Can't Condone It
Просмотров 72 тыс.11 месяцев назад
DISCLAIMER: My 3DS is homebrewed (don't tell anyone how many games I have on it) - This was an experiment in an unorthodox way to circumvent paying crazy prices for games that aren't sold 1st party anymore. Today I rant about the retro Pokemon game market, and seek to solve the problem of having affordable retro physical games in a very gray and non-condonable way. 🔴Follow me on Twitter🔴 twitte...
Playing FNAF 1 for the first time in 9 years...
Просмотров 11511 месяцев назад
Playing FNAF 1 for the first time in 9 years...
The Absolute Dumbest Toy Story Theories
Просмотров 689Год назад
The Absolute Dumbest Toy Story Theories
The Weird Grimace Skateboard GBC Game...
Просмотров 220Год назад
The Weird Grimace Skateboard GBC Game...
Pixar’s Unauthorized Gaming Exploration
Просмотров 2,8 тыс.Год назад
Pixar’s Unauthorized Gaming Exploration
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater HD Retrospective - How Bad Is It?
Просмотров 24 тыс.Год назад
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater HD Retrospective - How Bad Is It?
There is a Bootleg Toy Story NES Game...
Просмотров 4,2 тыс.Год назад
There is a Bootleg Toy Story NES Game...
Liminal Spaces in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
Просмотров 1,4 тыс.Год назад
Liminal Spaces in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
Trying THPS4 On The PS1 For The First Time
Просмотров 2,2 тыс.Год назад
Trying THPS4 On The PS1 For The First Time
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 - IS IT STILL BAD?
Просмотров 6 тыс.Год назад
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 - IS IT STILL BAD?
the cringe name you made back in 2013 lol xD
And that's its name to this very day 🤣
I love minecraft
this brings back such nostalgia. always been big on horror ever since i was a jellybean myself, probably started when my parents tried to keep me from watching anaconda because they thought it would give me nightmares, but my brother (who hoped it would lmfaooo siblings are funny) helped sneak us to the basement one night to watch it. anaconda didn't scare me much though, i was one of those weird kids who liked bugs and snakes and things a freaky amount, so i'd just say "anacondas don't do that. that's fun though!" when i got to play around on the internet with some freedom, i remember seeing all of these in treks me and/or my friends would make to "the weird side of youtube" and i miss that so much. well, all of these except agamemnon apparently! this is my first time hearing of that one. but i got to see all those things like the start of slenderman and marble hornets, lavender town syndrome (and others), that weird squidward one (which really freaked me out), i feel fantastic, the works... a looot of things most people around me thought were scary, i just thought were interesting and weird; but i also ended up being an art student, so no surprise there. but when i was still little and so new to the changing horrorscape of things like creepypasta and fake things pretending to be real but really really good, i guess the idea that i COULDN'T prove there was no curse or memetic entity out to fucking get my ass kept me up at night. i still love to think about it, and it's thrilling to me today that i got to find things that chilled me so much. i'm glad we still have a lot of these to look at. also, you have good taste in these things lmaooo if you haven't heard it recently!
Thank you! I really just wish I could recapture the feeling I had then since nothing's quite scratched the itch since then. While there is some good analog horror stuff out there, it doesn't hit the same as the classic stuff from our younger years.
Dude how is this video so low in views? 😭 This quality of video should have way more
Fr for the ds lite the cartridge is perfect because literally none of the games are cheap
Wait he is puting the scary logos in alphabetical order!
The BP logo is actually the logo for Bryanston Pictures.
Speaking of Suicide Mouse, the best remake of it imo is "Mouse.avi - 1931" by Xandrecos. That was done ENTIRELY traditionally with cel animation.
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Spooky
Man I remember seeing these videos and damn they sure were scary back then.
Hey look I’m the first person to comment on this video I’m so special
Fuckin spike network
Love how you have a Mario voice saying let me out of here.
The Caution one is so damn funny I can’t bruh 😭🙏💀
i can only think of tex as uncle samsonite whenever i read one of these creepypastas. creepypastas, plural. this is an entire subgenre. they are all just as surreal as this one.
I think the “S from Hell” documentary was meant to be ironic
12:33 do the bigger one next time
4:14 My Favorite Part Pt 4
4:35 My Favorite Part Pt 3
11:06 My Favorite Part Pt 2
6:13 My Favorite Part
2:46 Always plays in my dreams, because I love this logo.
I agree
DSP jumpscare
*DAMN BOY HE THICC* ALSO one other difference is the font for spins in the trick strings are red
Happy Halloween
Happy halloween jake!
Your channel is very underrated! I deff sub!
Are you the same dude who made "Closing logos are not scary" on some other channel?
Oh god I remember reading this as a kid
this aint undercooked it's still raw
METAL DETECTOR
This was my suggestion, I have been going down the Spinpasta Wiki rabbit hole lately for Halloween this year.
Very Scary
fuck is that thumbnail
Thps 1 + 2 is the only modern Tony Hawk's game we can play.
I remember you referenced this pata in that Toy Story bootleg game video you did on your old channel, but lowkey never expected you to actually narrate it. Certainly nice to see you narrating creepypastas again, though.
Idk why I thought this was a different story Inever heard before I saw "Prequal" and thought it was about the old test animations or something idk
This story isn't like any other story... It's a Toy Story.
But that's just a story; A TOY STORY.
then there I just him
I feel like the “nature vs nurture” purely depends on how you look at the movies. I can see Andy’s mom being Jessie’s previous owner and just had the hat in a box. I always assumed Buzz froze when he saw the others doing it and assumed it was normal. That or someone told him offscreen.
I bet he also has a co-worker called Morty... and I think I have an Idea which show he likes the most. ^^ Good episode again. I was also baffled when the story was over. xD I call this act now simply "sushi" - Like in "The episode was called Squidwards sushi". I liked the premise of the lost episode (nothing new, I know) - But I thought of some things which would make the story way better without losing the stupid premise. ^^ FIRST: Cut out Bob! Second: Cut out Blockbuster! Third: Cut out the episode! xD It should be written like diary entries to make it more immersive. The dude writes in his diary that he has ordered a mistery box of DVDs and Blu-Rays and is very excited because he just startet collecting movies. Some days later the box arrives and he's writing about this blank disc in blank cover. The disc contains the Spongebob intro and the title "Squidwards Sushi" and turns to black for 30 minutes. Weird... Warning for reading any further - it's all about sushi from here on! Now continue the diary with a nervwrecking psychological horror story about how he couldn't forget the title screen, how the word Shushi always rumbles in his head like a thought he couldn't control, how he feels pressure in his vains and he just wants to release it, how he becomes scared of this show because of this title screen that he can not forget, how he tries to get help but his friends only laugh at him for his story, how his fear wents to anger, how he thinks about this Squidward face all day long because of this title, how he thinks about becoming Squidward and make sushi so that his brain will finally shut up. What follows is a medical report describing in great detail (!) what he does to himself on that one sunny afternoon while trying to make his face look like Squidwards, and how he tries to make sushi in that condition! But leave the report vague so that the reader can imagine how he's lying there in his condition, not knowing whether the sushi worked or not. Leave it up to the reader to think about what could be worse for him. I think this would be way better. ^^ But maybe I'm bad at this too... ^^ If someone WANTS to write it: go ahead - no mention required, no mention desired! ^^ Maybe the whole story will then be read out here too. xD
Pasted ended just as abruptly as DSP in bed Heyo
Squidward
bob
I thought this game was pretty good back in 2012 on the 360 and im og from PS1 THPS
here i am, doing every thing i can
He really grossly over complicated what would otherwise be a simple sandwich, it MIGHT have worked if he grated the cheeses he used but otherwise should've used something like Swiss, Cheddar, Muenster, etc.
Oh my god, that "EHEHEHEHE" Got me, man. I can't breathe!
The name of the story sounds like the title of a midwest emo song