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Just beat the game recently, 8:37 the forced walk was hella annoying. In water, in "infested" areas, in random spots. Like GODDAMN IT LET ME MOVE!!

i fw this commentary😭

5:42 this

Slight correction. I’ve played for 50+ hours now and over three times now I’ll join in a lobby with over 600 ping! Feels like my actions are delayed. It happened once in ranked which led to me not even getting a chance and just losing points. The second time was with a friend they said on their end it wasn’t lagging at all🥴 basically freelo 😂 all the other times were in casual matches. Just thought I should put that out there

Can we say that the Store is terrible? Like grinding for a simple color palet will take 20+ hours of gameplay. Skins will take 50+ hours of gameplay if you buy nothing else with your coins... It's a PAID game and you have to put 20$ for Skins or Grind 50 hours of your time to get that skin? That's not respectful of your time as a consumer. Gameplay is polish AF, but everything else is "functional": UI, Store, Chat, Stage Selection, Menu, MatchMaking, CSS. I mean, I just feel that my time is not respected here. I don't play Free2Play game. I prefer paying upfront and winning my reward with my time invested, but the older you get the more you realized that your time is precious and 50 hours of grinding or paying 20$ for the skin, I rather not play at all... I still have my fun with the game, but too much grind is needed and THAT'S A BIG RED FLAG FOR A PAID GAME...

Good stuff! Also Nerf Kragg.

I completely agree with all your points. Especially having a lobby system like that would be awesome

Oh shit I have experienced that bug twice of the cursor being stuck at the bottom and I can't pick char! It needs to be fixed but one thing that could help is when you don't pick chars and it goes random, instead of going random, it should pick your highest level char. Since you aren't picking a random char per se and it's a bug. Pokemon Unite does it, like when you don't pick a char in the draft mode, the game automatically picks your most played char, so at least you wouldn't suck in the match.

Great vid bro you’re an awesome speaker

Me personally? I just want more casual content and game modes lol. I want a temple stage, and even though I don’t even care for items, I think a few chill ones should be in just for the vibes. Volleyball, basketball, all using loxodonts meatball. When they add story mode I hope they incorporate ways to keep playing them, maybe by hiding collectibles or have costume rewards. When they add new characters I want to have to earn them, not just Auto Unlock it from the start. Either by the traditional “beat classic mode on hard once” method to unlock or like the Sephora challenge in ultimate. I just want more ways for casuals to have fun than just 1v1s

It makes sense that the ui is a part of a lot of issues cause apparently it’s the sound team and ui team are the ones behind the most

I think training mode was kinda rushed into release. Im hoping they will fix what you mentioned. I doubt king of the hill will be added, but that would be cool. The lobby system is pretty limited right now

(Copy and paste of a comment posted on other Callisto Protocol videos. Just didn’t feel like retyping all of this) It’s such a shame that Callisto Protocol turned out to be a dumpster fire. I was really excited to see a cool Dead Space spiritual successor. So glad I didn’t buy the thing, and highly doubt I will (I’ll get into how my ideal version of the game is a radically different game). There’s this really interesting 40 minute video talking about the various connections between Callisto and PUBG (or if you’d rather read there’s this Reddit thread that goes into the connections between the two. I also watch almost everything at 1.5-2x speed, so videos are faster for me. I’ll also tend to have them play in the background while doing something else). Just like everyone else I didn’t know PUBG even had lore, was confused when they announced the game was set in the same world, and was glad when they announced the two would be separated. Interestingly, the story would’ve been much better if they kept the two in the same world. PUBG’s setting has a ruined world where the climate is awful, and there’s resources scarcity where the rich live in luxurious enclaves and oat of the population live in slums (reminds me of Black Ops 4’s scrapped campaign). The only form of upward mobility is to fight in the Battlegrounds that are run by this organization called The Circle that do this to see why some live, while others die. The winner will be labeled “Vir Solitarius”, meaning “solitary male” or “lone survivor” (what The Circle calls Jacob). In it contestants will be given a blue chip at the base of their neck that shows their vitals, tracks them, and extends their lives (huh, sure sounds familiar). Part of their plan in Callisto was to use the prison for a controlled outbreak so an Alpha Biophage who retains their free will can form. When you get the the councils of holograms that one guy will chastise Jacob “for doing whatever it takes to survive”, which doesn’t really work since he’s just been killing zombies and robots the whole time. Based on all of this we can assume that early on they wanted the game to be a brawler where you’d fight your way through other people in a battle royal type situation, while also dealing with the growing number of mutants. Something else that’s interesting is the name of Jacob’s ship is the same as some ferryman from mythology who carries souls to the afterlife. This implies that he would’ve been shipping human cargo to Black Iron Prison, and that would’ve done a good job of explaining why his partner was apprehensive about taking this last job and why the Warden detained Daniel/Jacob having detected no other life signs in the cargo (test subjects). They could’ve revealed this by having there be burned bodies inside hidden compartments in the ship’s cargo. This would’ve been better than having the game treat him like a bad guy for self defense against mindless zombies and transporting something he reasonably wouldn’t have know what it was. By that point any anomalies would be either ignored, or they’d be part of the job. If both of those were kept in the game the moral ambiguity would’ve actually worked, and Jacob suffering a BRUTAL death after staying behind so Dani could escape would’ve felt earned. The game would’ve been far better if they had human enemies in it. I know people weren’t fans of human enemies in DS3, but I’d argue that has more to do with the fact that they were done poorly rather than being bad in concept. Someone on another Callisto Protocol review showed some interviews where Glenn was saying that to make the mutants scary the team tried to make them uncanny and humanoid. The guy on the video said that the reason why humans are scary is because we’re unpredictable and intelligent. He then mentioned Condemned Criminal Origins as a great example of a horror game with human enemies that are scary because they’re unsettling, and smart. That’s what they should’ve done with the other prisoners. For human guards there’s two options. The first is to give them the batons, and when fighting them it’s like a dual where you’ll have to block and parry their attacks. The second type would be guards who have guns, and just like the robot’s guns they’re LETHAL (the inverse is true for them and the other humans. You’d be able to cut them down with ease, but you’d want to save your ammo for the zombies. Those guys should’ve played like the Necromorphs where melee is a last resort you DON’T want to do). All of these would make it so you’d want to use stealth, flanking, and what weapon you’ll use (adding more melee weapons would work for something like this). The contrast would add some much needed enemy variety to the game (not going to delve into what they could’ve done with parasites that can mutate their hosts on the fly because it takes 5 seconds of thought to come up with all manor of crazy forms they could’ve taken that would radically alter how you’d deal with them. If they didn’t want to make anything new there’s a LONG list of other space zombies they could’ve copied. I also won’t touch on horror since so many other people have talked about it already). It’s such a shame what we got was mediocre at best. From what I’ve heard the reason the game’s so linear and has so many vents you crawl through isn’t to hide loading screens. They were so rushed that they didn’t have any time to connect the different level spaces in a way that made logical sense. If the game had combat arenas with plenty of cover/flanking routes, branching paths that lead to the same goal, secrets hidden out of the way, and other stuff like that the thing could’ve had a lot of replayability. I heard that the team was cut down and won’t be given any major games to work on in the future. Hopefully, they can make something good in the future and won’t just become a support studio.

HE DEALS TOO MUCH DAMAGE BRO HE IS UN DEFEATABLE

They shoulda gave Joel Ellie's weapons cuz he uses the bolt action In part 1 missed opportunity...

I would occasionally get frame rate drops whenever I would pick up stuff, but not like this you probably gotta go and change something in your video settings

12:40’s line. THANK YOU! My point exactly! Love Joel and Tommy but they lazily gave them Abby’s fighting style (same thing with all the male characters) instead of the combat in 1 and then they don’t even let them dodge or actually be resistant to melee attacks.they be getting fucked up, slashed and grabbed like a mug. It’s annoying playing as them.

Add maps from part 1 and then Add local co-op

Idk what went wrong but apparently the main lag bug I experienced isn’t a bug at all! It’s something local that I have to figure out. Thank y’all for confirming if this was a me issue or a bug 💯

other people dont get the lag when picking up items. try cleaning your ps5 fan etc

I’m happy they made No Return instead of factions 2 because I have no desire for online gameplay. I am however annoyed that Joel Tommy and Manny are apparently the only characters with debuffs or negative attributes… So you’re telling me Levs tiny ass doesnt have a debuff like “significantly less melee damage” or “easy as hell to overpower” but the most experienced and most loved characters have something that completely nerfs them? Just NaughtyDog doing their typical political bs. Yall saw that dumbass whiny blonde “co-writer” in Grounded 2, Im sure she looooves the main dudes being handicapped. They knew thats who everyone would want to play as so they nerfed them so youd be forced to play with their other sh***y characters for sure. Lame as hell.

great quality video. Definitely deserves more recognition keep it up!

The workbench animations make me want to put a bullet in my Brain especially when I accidentallly click the wrong gun n have too sit through the shitty animations

How tf do you even play the game with that pickup lag I would literally not play it anymore sounds annoying asf 😂

I havent had any problems with lag bru I kinda feel bad for you 😭😭😭

are u able to play on ps4??

3:40 had this exact same problem. Putting the ps5 in safe mode and repairing te console storage somehow fixed it for me. U should try it too

So lazy they can’t add Joel’s animations from part 1 or use Ellie’s for Lev

I think the reason they backed out from factions is because they felt it makes more sense to put more money like that into the next last of us game since 2 had a harder time to lift off

Bro i know that this was 6 years ago but your video's description helped me so much thank you a lot! Finally could beat Brainiac with the giant help of firstly you and secondly the meter attacks. Ty so much!!

Ayyy lit review, I could go through the whole game without getting hit. Got a ton of hours in this game!

I agree with everything you said including how dam hard the club is 😂

The was an A1 game review 🔥🔥

I miss this with my homies bruh

keep up good video

Thanks for the honest info

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LMAO WE ALL GOT FINESSED !!

2:06 THIS here is why pro players say that the game rewards scrubbiness. If a mechanic allows you to ignore all the other technical aspects of the game in order to win, then there is a problem. As interesting as the drive system is, this part can be frustrating.

I'll explain one of your issues, when the world spins it's no longer looking for an opponent. You have actually found an opponent but it's trying to solidify the connection to be as good as possible so it forces the game to allocate resources to the match because that's the most important thing is guarantee of good solid Connect. I'll take that trade

I have had that kick issue before; its not super common for me, but it HAS happened

It’s just economics why you’re paying for these extras. Games are expensive to make, servers are expensive to run and in order to keep things going that have to find a way to charge you for something. Lucky for us it’s not for patches to the game.

Drive system is honestly the best thing that's ever been added to a fighting game, ever. It's stupidly easy to understand, but makes the skill ceiling infinitely high. Landing a counter-DI might be the most satisfying thing in gaming right now. When somebody throws out Drive Impact in neutral, and you're like "nah my guy" and the whole screen explodes and you get like 2-3s to watch your masterpiece, I grin ear to ear. I haven't really cared since the iterations of SF2, but World Tour is awesome, the 1v1 is awesome, and I've got 200 hours in ranked and haven't once blamed anybody but myself for losing. Every time I lose, I know exactly what I did wrong, and it doesn't make me tilted. Dude - if you haven't played World Tour, go check it out. World Tour is like 1000000% better than it has any right to be. A 50-100 hour open-world RPG that's entirely optional? It's fucking awesome. My favorite part was meeting the Chun Li fangirl called Chumli, wearing discount cosplay Chun Li garb. It's ironic, because the best I could do was "fight her, and then give all my money and items to real Chun Li." Maybe I'm not cut out to be a Pawn Star.

Getting kicked may genuinely be a you problem , it never happened to me and i've never seen it happening to anyone else

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Great video, yeah exactly the same with the disconnects and losing access to buttons. 60 dollars for the teenage mutant ninja turtles is crazy. Also made the mistake of buying the extra packs which doesn't give you the right currency to actually do anything.

Bro lemme juss say this fight will drive u nuts, until u finally juss calm down, and lock in, while being beaten multiple times, I wudd juss use my supermove cuz it was satisfying hearing him scream, after I finally beat him, I stopped playing story mode cuz the bad guys been defeated i dont wanna have to choose between Batman recreating the JL wit Supergirl and Superman's regime 😢😢 I love both characters even tho Clark killed Shazam in the 1st injustice ofc I beaten the game before just not on this difficulty, so I kno how it ends I juss wanted to beat brainiac😂

Damnnnn boiii that intro was littyyyy!! Def subbed

Loved your review, honest & well done!

Very Helpful review!