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We've been the pride of Romania Since twelve-o-one, Passed on for generations, Father to son, Descended from Gypsies, As proud as we can be, Don't risk my curse It would be worse Embrace your fam'ly tree! Join the fam'ly bus'ness, Learn the fam'ly trade Make yourself a monster, Make the world afraid! Join the fam'ly bus'ness, You must take the fam'ly name, Follow in our footsteps, And you'll win eternal fame! The Roqueforts are celebrated For their Roquefort cheese, The Rothschilds are famous For their wines, Hershey's have their choc'lates And Liptons have their teas, But when it comes to making monsters,

VICTOR: We've been the pride of Romania Since twelve-o-one, Passed on for generations, Father to son, Descended from Gypsies, As proud as we can be, Don't risk my curse It would be worse Embrace your fam'ly tree! Join the fam'ly bus'ness, Learn the fam'ly trade Make yourself a monster, Make the world afraid! Join the fam'ly bus'ness, You must take the fam'ly name, Follow in our footsteps, And you'll win eternal fame! The Roqueforts are celebrated For their Roquefort cheese, The Rothschilds are famous For their wines, Hershey's have their choc'lates And Liptons have their teas, But when it comes to making monsters, You can't beat the Frankensteins! Join the fam'ly bus'ness, Rob a grave or two, Stop the shop from closing, It all depends on you! Uphold the fam'ly honor, You must toe the fam'ly line, Join the fam'ly bus'ness Join the fam'ly bus'ness, Join the fam'ly bus'ness, For your name is Frankenstein! (spoken) Meet your family! ALL (sung): Join the fam'ly bus'ness, Show some fam'ly pride MEN: Make yourself a monster . . . WOMEN: And then you'll make his bride! VICTOR: Listen to your great, great, great Grandfather Mordecai MORDECAI: Join the fam'ly bus'ness If you don't want to die! ALL: As you know predestination From the day of your creation Has determined you vocation That's a fact. 1ST SOLO: Because you are a Frankenstein 2ND SOLO: You have no choice 3RD SOLO: You can't decline 4TH SOLO: So show some spine ALL: It's time to sign The fam'ly pact. This is your fate Become a Frankenstein Before it's too late! We know you won't regret it, You should express your willingness Why not acquiesce, reassess, You're under stress VICTOR: Just relax and make a serum Come up with a brilliant theorem, Take your knife, create a life ALL: It ain't no fuss! VICTOR: Join the fam'ly enterprise, Best be prudent, Best be wise! Time to open up your eyes Join the fam'ly bus'ness ALL: Join the fam'ly enterprise, Best be prudent, Best be wise! Time to open up your eyes Join the fam'ly bus'ness Join the fam'ly enterprise, Best be prudent, Best be wise! Time to open up your eyes Come on come clean Don't make a scene Your name's not Fronkasteen Join the fam'ly bus'ness Learn the family trade Make yourself a monster Make the world afraid This is one position That you never can resign VICTOR: Do not make a fuss, There's nothing to discuss You must be one of us ALL: Young Frankenstein!!

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Ever since the beginning of time When life arose from prime evil slime Death has ruled without question Death has Ruled supreme Without the least suggestion That man could foil it's scheme But now we call on science To end deaths evil reign We shout in brave defiance This soul shall live again Life, life, let my creature live Life, life, it's life that you must give Fate, fate, through this storm and strife Fate, fate, give my creature life Tear the night asunder Cast your light upon the dark The lightning bolts and thunder will ignite a mortal spark Life, life, ere the break of dawn Life, life, let my dream be born Fate, fate, through this storm and strife Fate, fate, give my creature life Give my creature life (spoken) This is it! Igor, throw the first switch IGOR Yes Master FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN (sung) Life, life, give my creature life Give my creature life (spoken) Now, throw the second switch IGOR Yes Master COMPANY Give the creature life FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN (sung) Tear the night asunder Cast your light upon the dark The lightning bolts and thunder will ignite a mortal spark (spoken) Now, Igor, throw the third switch IGOR Not the third switch FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN Yes the third switch, throw it damn you throw it IGOR Yes master FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN Inga, now! FREDERICK Give me life! Ere the break of dawn Let my dream be born, be born! Through this storm and strife Through the wind swept air Listen to my prayer Stir his brain Let breathing start Let me hear his beating heart Give my creature life!!

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Elizabeth] Dream all you want my darling Of every lustful situation Those naughty thoughts Are fine with me As long as they Stay locked away In your imagination You can hug me til I scream If it's only in a dream But please don't touch me You can feel me til I squeal Just as long as it's not real But please don't touch me You can stick me You can lick me You can pinch me til I'm blue You can bite me And delight me til I'm blind You can savage me And ravage me I care not what you do If the lovely filthy things you do Are only in your mind You can spank me til I'm red If it's only in your head But please don't touch me You can have me don't you see If it's just a fantasy But please don't touch me [spoken] Oh Freddie, darling, I know that you're a virgin. [Frederick Frankenstein] Yes, for me, science has always come first. [Elizabeth] And as every guy in New York knows - I come first too. After our wedding You'll be oh so glad we waited Until then Take cold showers when you're overstimulated Anticipation is sublime And although you might think I'm A tease Please don't touch me [Female pedestrian] Oh everybody look! How unique. They're not touching. [Male pedestrian] It must be "Please Don't Touch Me," the new dance craze that's sweeping catholic girl schools all over the midwest. [Female pedestrian] Oh what fun! Let's try it. [Chorus] Please don't Please don't Please don't touch me [Elizabeth] Do not hug us Do not drug us Do not slug us til we cry Do not throb us Do not rob us of our wits [Male chorus] We won't poke you We won't stroke you Til we're just about to die [Elizabeth] But even in your wildest dreams Don't dare to touch our tits Don't dare to touch our tits [Female chorus] Don't dare to touch our tits Don't touch our tits Don't touch our tits Don't touch our [Elizabeth] Tits, tits, tits, tits Tits, tits, tits, tits Tits! Our tits! When we're absolutely wed You can do it til we're dead [Frederick Frankenstein] Elizabeth! [Chorus] Til then please, please, please We're down on our knees [Elizabeth] Please keep your hands off these [Chorus & Elizabeth] Please don't touch me [Chorus] We won't touch you [Elizabeth] Please don't touch me [Chorus] We won't touch you [Chorus & Elizabeth] She's so touchy [Elizabeth] OH! Last Update: January, 17th 2014

FREDERICK (spoken): That's Fronkensteen! My name, it's pronounced Fronkensteen! Yes, yes, the whole world knows what my grandfather did. But please, do I look like the kind of madman who'd prowl around graveyards, digging up freshly buried corpses? STUDENT #1: Well, Professor . . . FREDERICK: Don't answer that! (sung) I'm not a Frankenstein, I don't indulge in hijinks Or tomfoolery! I'm not a Frankenstein, I don't believe in mummies, Ghosts, or Ghoulery! I deal in fact not fiction, I am a scientist, I live for truth and reason, That's the reason I exist (spoken) There is a vast difference between my crazy grandfather's delusional experiments and my own devotion to pure science. Which leads us directly to the subject of today's lecture. (sung) The brain! There is nothing like the brain Hearts and lungs are simply tinker toys When stacked against the brain! Insane! I'm insane about the brain! No invention in the universe Is equal to the brain! The mouth's a marvel When it comes to eating, I've nothing against the womb, I thank the bladder When I'm excreting, And I always give the elbow room! But the brain! Please allow me to explain, There's no organ can compare to it, I swear to it, it's plain, It's the brain . . . (spoken) Mr. Hilltop here, with whom I have never worked nor given any prior instruction to, has graciously offered his services for this afternoon's demonstration. (sung) His medulla oblongata, Tells his brain stem that it's gotta Send an impulse full of data Which creates a lotta pain. His frontal lobe gets busy With a thought that makes him dizzy, Puts his cortex in a tizzy, So he never will complain, That's what I love about the brain! (spoken) Mr. Hilltop, will you raise your left knee, please. You have just witnessed a voluntary nerve impulse. Mr. Hilltop, you may lower your knee. Reflex movements, on the other hand, are those which are made independently of the will. Why you dirty rotten yellow son-of-a-bith! MR. HILLTOP: Ooooh! FREDERICK: Even though I almost kneed him His reflexes have no freedomm to react when I mistreat him, It's important I explain Synaptic nerve connection Goes its way without detection Bringing cranial protection In a never-endinig chain! That's what I love about the brain! (spoken) But what if we were to block those nerve impulses by simply aplying local pressure . . . . . . which can be done with any ordinary metal clamp, just at the swelling of the posterior nerve root . . . for say, oh, four seconds . . . . . . Why you mother-grabbing bastard! As you can see, even though I have just smashed my knee into his crotch, he does not react. He feels absolutely nothing. MR. HILLTOP: Mmmm . . . FREDERICK: More or less. So if it were not for this continuous stream of motor impulses from the brain, we would collapse . . . . . . like a bunch . . . of . . . broccoli! MR. HILLTOP: Oooooh! FREDERICK (sung): And in conclusion, So there's no confusion, Let me say it once again, Though your genitalia Has been known to fail ya, You can bet your ass on the brain!

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FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN (Spoken) So, now we hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death its self (Sung) Ever since the beginning of time When life arose from prime evil slime Death has ruled without question Death has Ruled supreme Without the least suggestion That man could foil it's scheme But now we call on science To end deaths evil reign We shout in brave defiance This soul shall live again Life, life, let my creature live Life, life, it's life that you must give Fate, fate, through this storm and strife Fate, fate, give my creature life Tear the night asunder Cast your light upon the dark The lightning bolts and thunder will ignite a mortal spark Life, life, ere the break of dawn Life, life, let my dream be born Fate, fate, through this storm and strife Fate, fate, give my creature life Give my creature life (spoken) This is it! Igor, throw the first switch IGOR Yes Master FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN (sung) Life, life, give my creature life Give my creature life (spoken) Now, throw the second switch IGOR Yes Master COMPANY Give the creature life FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN (sung) Tear the night asunder Cast your light upon the dark The lightning bolts and thunder will ignite a mortal spark (spoken) Now, Igor, throw the third switch IGOR Not the third switch FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN Yes the third switch, throw it damn you throw it IGOR Yes master FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN Inga, now! FREDERICK Give me life! Ere the break of dawn Let my dream be born, be born! Through this storm and strife Through the wind swept air Listen to my prayer Stir his brain Let breathing start Let me hear his beating heart give my creature life!! FRAU BLUCHER, INGA, IGOR (echoing, overlapping) Life, life 'ere the break of dawn Life, life let this dream be born! Fate, fate, Through this storm and strife Fate, fate, Through the wind swept air, Listen to his prayer Stir it's brain, let breathing start Let him hear his beating heart. Give the creature life!

Oh, the fantastic things we'll do. It'll be like old time. You and me. Right up there with the world's greatest pairs! (sung) Like Laurel and Hardy, Like Coke and Baccardi Like Juliet and Romeo, Ebb and flow, To and fro, Together, together again . . . Together again for the first time, We've only met in a dream! Up until now it's been the worst time, But now that you're here, We're a team! Together again for the first time,, Haven't a woe or a care, No longer a bad and accursed time, It's easy to see, You have to agree, We're destined to be a great pair! All of my life I've been stoogin' around, Nothin' to do, at a loss, All of my life I've been stoogin' around But what good is a stooge If he ain't got a boss?! Together again for the first time, Back on the track to renown, We're gonna thrill 'em, We're gonna kill 'em, You'll be the teacher, We'll make a new creature, And scare the bloomin' daylights Right outta this town! FREDERICK (spoken): No, stop it! Stop it! You don't understand. I'll only be here for a few days, to settle my grandfather's estate, and then I'm heading straight back to New York. No laboratories, no creatures. IGOR: Bet you change your mind, master. C'mon, join in a chorus. It's fun! FREDERICK: My dear Igor, I happen to be the Dean of Anatomy at a world-renowned School of Medicine. Although I do sing a bit. And was, in fact, a Wiffenpoof at Yale. IGOR: A Wiffenpoof, wow! C'mon, doc, nobody's around. FREDERICK: Well . . . nobody is around . . . what the hell . . . (sung) Together again for the first time Haven't a woe or a care! IGOR: Together again for the first time Haven't a woe or a care! This is the best time FREDERICK: No longer a bad and accursed time, It's easy to see IGOR: You have to agree IGOR & FREDERICK: We're destined to be a great pair! FREDERICK (spoken): May I? IGOR: Take it! FREDERICK (sung): All of my life I've been bossing around, Mean and alone, like a Scrooge, All of my life I've been bossing around, But what good is a boss If he ain't got a stooge?! (spoken) Oh! I'm sorry, I don't wish to embarrass you, but I am a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump. IGOR: What hump? IGOR & FREDERICK (sung): Together again for the first time, We've only met in a dream FREDERICK: Like Ginger and Freddie IGOR: MacDonald and Eddy FREDERICK: Like San Juan and Teddy IGOR: Or meatballs and spaghetti FREDERICK & IGOR: But the pair that we cry for The pair that we sigh for, Tha pair that we die for, Is Fron-kon-steen and Eye-gore, For the first time, Together again!

Let's forget about thinking Thinking's never smart Flush your brain right down the drain And listen to your heart Let's be a couple of dumbells Dumb right from the start Loose your mind, 'cause love is blind, And listen to your heart Let's be stupid together Not a thought in our head Bird brains of a feather Who'll fly right into bed Let's be tottaly foolish Two nitwitts never apart You'll find such bliss in The kissin' you're missin' So listen,listen to your heart As Ev'rybody knows, If it's sex they're thinking of, Intellectuals are ineffectuals When it comes to making love. Nietzsche always said he wouldn't Schopenhauer thought he shouldn't And as for Immanuel Kant, Ev'ry girl in town knew that Kant, Couldn't! [Dance break] Listen to your heart Listen to your heart Let's be blithering idiots Singing love's sweet song We'll blither ev'ry morning and blither all night long Let's find things undiscovered Don't resist cupid's dart You'll find such joy Just by being a boy, So listen, listen to your heart!

Let's forget about thinking. Thinking's never smart. Flush your brain right down the drain And listen to your heart! Let's be a couple of dumbbells, Dumb right from the start. Lose your mind, 'cause love it blind, And listen to your heart! Lets be stupid together Not a thought in our head Bird brains of a feather Who fly right into bed Lets be totally foolsih Two nitwits never apart You'll find such bliss in, the kissin' you're missin', So listen, listen to your heart!

Inga] Let's forget about thinking. Thinking's never smart. Flush your brain right down the drain And listen to your heart! Let's be a couple of dumbbells, Dumb right from the start. Lose your mind, 'cause love it blind, And listen to your heart! Lets be stupid together Not a thought in our head Bird brains of a feather Who fly right into bed Lets be totally foolsih Two nitwits never apart You'll find such bliss in, the kissin' you're missin', So listen, listen to your heart! As ev'rybody knows, If it's sex they're thinking of, Intellectuals are ineffectuals When it comes to making love. Nietzsche always said he wouldn't, Schopenhauer thought he shouldn't, And as for immanuel kant, Ev'ry girl in town knew that kant, Couldn't. Listen to your heart! Listen to your heart! Let's be blithering idiots, Singing love's sweet song. We'll blither ev'ry morning, And blither all night long! Let's find things undiscovered, Don't resist cupid's dart, You'll find such joy, Just being a boy, So listen, listen to your heart!

IGOR (spoken): Oh, the fantastic things we'll do. It'll be like old time. You and me. Right up there with the world's greatest pairs! (sung) Like Laurel and Hardy, Like Coke and Baccardi Like Juliet and Romeo, Ebb and flow, To and fro, Together, together again . . . Together again for the first time, We've only met in a dream! Up until now it's been the worst time, But now that you're here, We're a team! Together again for the first time,, Haven't a woe or a care, No longer a bad and accursed time, It's easy to see, You have to agree, We're destined to be a great pair! All of my life I've been stoogin' around, Nothin' to do, at a loss, All of my life I've been stoogin' around But what good is a stooge If he ain't got a boss?! Together again for the first time, Back on the track to renown, We're gonna thrill 'em, We're gonna kill 'em, You'll be the teacher, We'll make a new creature, And scare the bloomin' daylights Right outta this town! FREDERICK (spoken): No, stop it! Stop it! You don't understand. I'll only be here for a few days, to settle my grandfather's estate, and then I'm heading straight back to New York. No laboratories, no creatures. IGOR: Bet you change your mind, master. C'mon, join in a chorus. It's fun! FREDERICK: My dear Igor, I happen to be the Dean of Anatomy at a world-renowned School of Medicine. Although I do sing a bit. And was, in fact, a Wiffenpoof at Yale. IGOR: A Wiffenpoof, wow! C'mon, doc, nobody's around. FREDERICK: Well . . . nobody is around . . . what the hell . . . (sung) Together again for the first time Haven't a woe or a care! IGOR: Together again for the first time Haven't a woe or a care! This is the best time FREDERICK: No longer a bad and accursed time, It's easy to see IGOR: You have to agree IGOR & FREDERICK: We're destined to be a great pair! FREDERICK (spoken): May I? IGOR: Take it! FREDERICK (sung): All of my life I've been bossing around, Mean and alone, like a Scrooge, All of my life I've been bossing around, But what good is a boss If he ain't got a stooge?! (spoken) Oh! I'm sorry, I don't wish to embarrass you, but I am a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump. IGOR: What hump? IGOR & FREDERICK (sung): Together again for the first time, We've only met in a dream FREDERICK: Like Ginger and Freddie IGOR: MacDonald and Eddy FREDERICK: Like San Juan and Teddy IGOR: Or meatballs and spaghetti FREDERICK & IGOR: But the pair that we cry for The pair that we sigh for, Tha pair that we die for, Is Fron-kon-steen and Eye-gore, For the first time, Together again! IGOR (spoken): Walk this way. No, this way. Really drag your foot. Can you go left more? IGOR & FREDERICK (sung): Together again for the first time, We've only met in a dream FREDERICK: Like Gimbel and Macy IGOR: Like Hepburn and Tracy FREDERICK: Like Lombard and Gable IGOR: Like good old Cain and Abel IGOR & FREDERICK: For the first time, Together again! Together forever again!

Don't answer that! (sung) I'm not a Frankenstein, I don't indulge in hijinks Or tomfoolery! I'm not a Frankenstein, I don't believe in mummies, Ghosts, or Ghoulery! I deal in fact not fiction, I am a scientist, I live for truth and reason, That's the reason I exist (spoken) There is a vast difference between my crazy grandfather's delusional experiments and my own devotion to pure science. Which leads us directly to the subject of today's lecture. (sung) The brain! There is nothing like the brain Hearts and lungs are simply tinker toys When stacked against the brain! Insane! I'm insane about the brain! No invention in the universe Is equal to the brain! The mouth's a marvel When it comes to eating, I've nothing against the womb, I thank the bladder When I'm excreting, And I always give the elbow room! But the brain! Please allow me to explain, There's no organ can compare to it, I swear to it, it's plain, It's the brain . . . (spoken) Mr. Hilltop here, with whom I have never worked nor given any prior instruction to, has graciously offered his services for this afternoon's demonstration. (sung) His medulla oblongata, Tells his brain stem that it's gotta Send an impulse full of data Which creates a lotta pain. His frontal lobe gets busy With a thought that makes him dizzy, Puts his cortex in a tizzy, So he never will complain, That's what I love about the brain! Even though I almost kneed him His reflexes have no freedomm to react when I mistreat him, It's important I explain Synaptic nerve connection Goes its way without detection Bringing cranial protection In a never-endinig chain! That's what I love about the brain! FREDERICK (sung): And in conclusion, So there's no confusion, Let me say it once again, Though your genitalia Has been known to fail ya, You can bet your ass on the brain! The brain! There is nothing like the brain! It's the king of our anaotomy And ever shall it reign! FREDERICK: You can call me Copernicus, Kepler, or Newton, Compare me to Freud I'd feel high-falutin! Call me a Darwin, I love that man's theory, Call me Pasteur And watch me get teary! Say Madame Curie, That would be the best, Call me a Rorschach, I'm up to the test! I really light up When you call me Edison Call me an Erlich, I like that man's medicine Call me Marconi, That wireless wow Call me Pavlov, And I'll bark like a chow Call me an Einstein And that would be fine If you called me a Tesla I wouldn't decline But to call me a Frankenstein Would be insane, Cause I love the brain! - [ ]

Frederick:(Spoken)How are we getting to the castle? Inga:(Speaks in German) Frederick:(Spoken)What's that? Inga:(Spoken)A hay ride! Inga:Roll, roll, roll in ze hay Roll, roll your troubles away When life is awful Just jump on a straw full And roll, roll in ze hay Roll, roll, roll in ze hay Roll, roll, do it all day When spirits are saggin' Just jump in a wagon And roll, roll in ze hay Inga:(Spoken)I'm very high spirited doctor. I hope you won't hold it against me. Frederick:(Spoken)Oh. I'll try not to. Inga:Hitch those horses up for a gay ride We'll have lot's of fun Nothings better than a hay ride Underneath the sun Roll, roll, roll in ze hay Sometimes love finds a way You might steal a kiss From an unwitting miss Whose not to resistant to play So let's roll, roll, roll, roll in ze hay Inga:(Spoken)So, have you thought of any ways you could use me? Frederick:(Spoken)Two.And I'm working on a third. Inga:(Spoken)Oh, good! Does that mean I'm hired? Frederick:(Spoken)Well, a large part of me is pointing in that direction. Frederick & Inga: Roll, roll in ze hay. Igor: We'll go up the path, then down the hill, back up the path, then down the hill. We'll go up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down. Frederick & Inga: Up and down, and up and down, and up and down, and up and down and. Inga:Up? Frederick:Down? Inga:Up? Frederick:Down? Inga:Up! Frederick:Down! Inga:Up! Frederick:Down! Igor:(Sung in unison)Hitch those horses up for a gay ride We'll have lot's of fun Nothings better than a hay ride Underneath the sun Inga: Yodeladie, yodeladie Frederick & Igor: Roll in it Inga: Roll in it Yodeladie, yodeladie Frederick & Igor: Roll in it Inga:Roll in it Come take a hay ride And take your breath away ride Roll in it Roll in ze hay Yodeladie,Yodeladie,Yodeladie, Yodeladie,Yodeladie,Yodeladie, Yodeladie,Yodeladie,Yodeladie, Yodeladie,Yodeladie,Ladie,Ladie,Ladie, Yodeladie,Yodeladie,Yodeladie,Yodeladie, Yodeldee. (Howling) Frederick: What's that? Inga:Vervolves. Frederick:Werewolves! Igor: THERE! THERE WOLVES! Frederick: What? Igor:THERE WOLVES!THERE CASTLE! Frederick: Why are you talking like that? Igor: I DON'T KNOW! I don't know, I don't...I don't know. I thought you wanted me to. Frederick: Well I don't. Igor: Hmm. Have it your way. I'm easy. Inga: Yodeladie,ho-dee-dae,yodeladie, ho-dee-dae,yodel-dee-dae,yodel-dee-dae, yodeladie,yodeldee,yodeladie,yodeladie, yodeladie,yodeladie,yodel-dee-dae Roll in ze dee Yodeladie,ho-dee-dae,yodeladie, ho-dee-dae,yodeladie,yodeladie,yodeladie, yodeldee,yodeladie,yodeladie,yodeladie, yodeladie,yodeladie,yodeladie,yodeladie, yodeladie,yodeladie,yodeladie,yodeldee. Frederick & Igor: So let's roll, roll, roll. We'll all roll, roll, roll. Inga: Come with me and roll. Frederick & Igor:(Sung in unison)Roll in it, roll in it, roll in it, roll in it, roll in it, roll in it.

Let's forget about thinking. Thinking's never smart. Flush your brain right down the drain And listen to your heart! Let's be a couple of dumbbells, Dumb right from the start. Lose your mind, 'cause love it blind, And listen to your heart! Lets be stupid together Not a thought in our head Bird brains of a feather Who fly right into bed Lets be totally foolsih Two nitwits never apart You'll find such bliss in, the kissin' you're missin', So listen, listen to your heart! As ev'rybody knows, If it's sex they're thinking of, Intellectuals are ineffectuals When it comes to making love. Nietzsche always said he wouldn't, Schopenhauer thought he shouldn't, And as for immanuel kant, Ev'ry girl in town knew that kant, Couldn't. Listen to your heart! Listen to your heart! Let's be blithering idiots, Singing love's sweet song. We'll blither ev'ry morning, And blither all night long! Let's find things undiscovered, Don't resist cupid's dart, You'll find such joy, Just being a boy, So listen, listen to your heart!

Inga] Let's forget about thinking. Thinking's never smart. Flush your brain right down the drain And listen to your heart! Let's be a couple of dumbbells, Dumb right from the start. Lose your mind, 'cause love it blind, And listen to your heart! Lets be stupid together Not a thought in our head Bird brains of a feather Who fly right into bed Lets be totally foolsih Two nitwits never apart You'll find such bliss in, the kissin' you're missin', So listen, listen to your heart! As ev'rybody knows, If it's sex they're thinking of, Intellectuals are ineffectuals When it comes to making love. Nietzsche always said he wouldn't, Schopenhauer thought he shouldn't, And as for immanuel kant, Ev'ry girl in town knew that kant, Couldn't. Listen to your heart! Listen to your heart! Let's be blithering idiots, Singing love's sweet song. We'll blither ev'ry morning, And blither all night long! Let's find things undiscovered, Don't resist cupid's dart, You'll find such joy, Just being a boy, So listen, listen to your heart!

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[Elizabeth] Dream all you want my darling Of every lustful situation Those naughty thoughts Are fine with me As long as they Stay locked away In your imagination You can hug me til I scream If it's only in a dream But please don't touch me You can feel me til I squeal Just as long as it's not real But please don't touch me You can stick me You can lick me You can pinch me til I'm blue You can bite me And delight me til I'm blind You can savage me And ravage me I care not what you do If the lovely filthy things you do Are only in your mind You can spank me til I'm red If it's only in your head But please don't touch me You can have me don't you see If it's just a fantasy But please don't touch me [spoken] Oh Freddie, darling, I know that you're a virgin. [Frederick Frankenstein] Yes, for me, science has always come first. [Elizabeth] And as every guy in New York knows - I come first too. After our wedding You'll be oh so glad we waited Until then Take cold showers when you're overstimulated Anticipation is sublime And although you might think I'm A tease Please don't touch me [Female pedestrian] Oh everybody look! How unique. They're not touching. [Male pedestrian] It must be "Please Don't Touch Me," the new dance craze that's sweeping catholic girl schools all over the midwest. [Female pedestrian] Oh what fun! Let's try it. [Chorus] Please don't Please don't Please don't touch me [Elizabeth] Do not hug us Do not drug us Do not slug us til we cry Do not throb us Do not rob us of our wits [Male chorus] We won't poke you We won't stroke you Til we're just about to die [Elizabeth] But even in your wildest dreams Don't dare to touch our tits Don't dare to touch our tits [Female chorus] Don't dare to touch our tits Don't touch our tits Don't touch our tits Don't touch our [Elizabeth] Tits, tits, tits, tits Tits, tits, tits, tits Tits! Our tits! When we're absolutely wed You can do it til we're dead [Frederick Frankenstein] Elizabeth! [Chorus] Til then please, please, please We're down on our knees [Elizabeth] Please keep your hands off these [Chorus & Elizabeth] Please don't touch me [Chorus] We won't touch you [Elizabeth] Please don't touch me [Chorus] We won't touch you [Chorus & Elizabeth] She's so touchy [Elizabeth] OH!

The brain! There is nothing like the brain Hearts and lungs are simply tinker toys When stacked against the brain! Insane! I'm insane about the brain! No invention in the universe Is equal to the brain! The mouth's a marvel When it comes to eating, I've nothing against the womb, I thank the bladder When I'm excreting, And I always give the elbow room! But the brain! Please allow me to explain, There's no organ can compare to it, I swear to it, it's plain, It's the brain

Do you think you could make a Puttin' on the Ritz karaoke?! I've looked everywhere and no one has the Young Frankenstein version, and I need it for a talent show.

thank you! The only place on the internet that i can find for this!~

thanks a bunch!

This is fantastic! do you have this as an MP3 or sound file? :D would love to stick this on my ipod!

KARAOKE the "TRANSYLVANIA MANIA" PLEASE!!! :) I NEED!!!

Saben dodne conseguir la cancion original pero sin karaoke?

thanks. luv this song. :)

Thanks for uploading, but could you please include the lyrics to the sections you used?

Sorry. Not very impressed.

At first I was like, cool intro. Then I waited one and a half minutes bobbing my head like and idiot while waiting for lyrics....

WOW cool song :)

What the heck? No words!

I waited for the words to show in the whole video... LOL

Thank you!

Thanks for uploading this! :D

I love that :D

Thank you so much for this! its helped me out in many ways! :D

Hey, that's pretty slick. Had a little trouble figuring out where the song started, but nicely done.

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THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

wow! this is amazing! real catchy beat! good luck ;)