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The “if it looks like I’m ignoring you” honestly applies to women to (including me)

i’m tired of the dark family secrets. i’ve learned too many of them and they just. keep. going.

When you both get your inheritance, and your brother buys a McMansion for 1.1M, then mortgages the place 3 times right before the housing market crashes... And he gets mad when you won't let him move in with you in your paid off home! Last time I saw that loser he was in a tent down by the Santa Ana River. 😂😂😂

Heres a list: -My english classroom (it smells like sweat but nobody else thinks its bad) -that the entire floor in my schools pool locker room is soaked -being licked by an animal -when people dont wash their water bottles

Wish i had a 6 figure allowance.

That kid was probably going around town thinking he could get away with everything. " My dad's the most powerful lawyer in townnnnn!" 😂

it's "Normal" in homogenous country like Japan and most of Asia, even if you're their citizen or born in that country, you still count as a "Tourist" for your entire life.

5 is useful if you need to shit or pee badly but if you just do it someone else might happen to shit or pee themselves probably because of you 🥲

About a quarter to a third of all Vocaloid songs, increase to almost all if by PinocchioP, Kikuo, or Pepoyo. An underrated example is All I Need Are Things I Like: a song about how if we all only did what we liked, the world would go to ruin.

Tyler is literally just a guy who happened to get famous 😭 he literally made the sike meme

Every breath you take. Sounds like a love song, is actually about an obsessive stalker...

Maxwell’s silver Hammer by the Beatles. It’s about an actually serial killer murdering people with a hammer. Nice cheery tune

I worked a store that sold birdseed and feeders, and we had major supply chain issues during Covid. I had many wealthy crunchy Karens curse me out because we didn’t have the specific Organic 16% Layer Feed Pellets that they wanted. “Fine, I guess my chickens will just starve!!!” as if I, an 18 year old making minimum wage was maliciously denying their chickens their fucking pellets.

The last case reminds me of Llewellyn Moss from No Country For Old Men, who asked for another room in a motel and clarified that he wanted to keep his current room and also rent another.

Oh my darling Clementine It’s all good and well until you see the rest of the lyrics and realize it’s about a girl drowning in a river-

Never see me again is on every reel i see and its basically kanyes suicide note

A good portion of New Order songs. True Faith has a great dance beat, but it's about drug addiction.

My nephew chucked one of those desk/seat combos at his math teacher because she used the n word at her students, he got sent to a different school and she got fired according to his brother who went to the same school 😂

Holy Mountains by System Of A Down is about the Armenian genocide, and also the tragedy of being drafted for war I think. "Crying when their sons left. All young men must go. God is wearing black. He's gone so far To find out He's never going home!"

There was a kid in my high school class with the last name of Butz and his parents had the nerve to name him Harrold. If he ever goes off the deep end I'd totally understand why.

We did one where there was a map on the wall with some strange rune markings on it and a bowl of pebbles with runes carved into them. I saw that one rune on the map matched a rune on a pebble and we spent about 10 minutes trying to work out the connection. Turns out it was just coincidence and nobody had noticed that before. The map and pebbles were parts of puzzles to solve, but unrelated.

I don’t know where I’m gonna die but you’re gonna die right here if you keep this up, _buddy_

13. You are not Americans, or at least, not the only Americans. You are US citizens. Americans are also Canadians, Mexicans, Caribean people, Argentinian, Chilean, Brazilian... and the whole lot of people from the American continent.

"Animals cannot build tools", "Animals cannot understand abstract concepts like justice or pride". Thanks to a lot of wonderful research, now we have a much better understanding of animal behavior

Santeria by Sublime. The song is about a jealous ex-boyfriend who is planning to kill the man who stole his girlfriend. Or rather 'unalive' since the people at RUclips are bigger pussies than lions.

If anyone is curious about the flatline shock one. It’s because a shock is designed to stop your faintly beating or arrhythmically beating heart in the hopes of it starting up again with a normal rhythm. If your heart has already stopped though, you can’t stop it more

My dad didn’t die when I was two. He left the country and married and had a kid with a girl that was less than a third of his age. He’s also part of the reason that Illinois has a law saying that you can’t kidnap your own children

I used to work for a company that liked to honor the partners of the ones in the business for the ways they supported them. It was admirable, but the song they chose when they were going across the stage was "Because of You" by Kelly Clarkson. Sounds good until you listen to the lyrics, which say things like "Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me but everyone around me." To my knowledge, it's a song written to a producer who wrecked her self-confidence.

Our great grandpa is actually gay but back then he couldn’t express that so he married a wife n had only 1 kid😂😢

The one about "you are my sunshine" broke me. They haf us singing that in primary school (toddler to 10 years old) and never told us about those other verses.

Hey Ya! - Outkast. Very intentionally has you dancing and ignoring the lyrics while someone pours their heart out about losing love Also Swimming Pools -Kendrick. A drinking party song that condemns drinking the entire time.

I met james rolfe at retrocon 2019 and got a photo with him in my fursuit. Dude was so happy to meet his fans. Hes such a humble guy

"Guns aren't allowed on planes, so if you can get one on, you'll have a tremendous amount of leverage" - American Dad

The story was that my uncle traveled, met his soulmate on vacation, fell in love, and married her quickly to move her back to the US in a whirlwind romance. Turned out she was actually a Russian mail-order bride and he basically bought her from sex traffickers.

A dark family secret. I grew up believing my mom and aunt were the only children my grandma ever had. But after grandma passed away, my aunt told my mom that they had a younger brother who was kidnapped as a baby. My ma was only 3 years old when he was born so she barely remembered him. My mom found her missing brother several years later. But we believe that's why grandma always acted so crazy. She used to always accuse people of stealing from her and she would not let up until the item she was looking for was found.

This one's brutal. Don't read this if you're sensitive. My older half-sister and my parents kept something from me and my brothers until I was almost an adult. When I was 17, my dad and I were talking about family happenings and decided to ask what the deal with my older sister's step-dad was. Nobody under the roof had ever met him aside from my dad. He told me that none of us have seen him because he'd sexually abused my older sister. The scary part of all this is that my older sister has a younger sister (who I've only met twice now) who's been oblivious the whole time. She even commented on the weird family situation with her dad, and I had to remind my brothers to bite their tongues. She's an adult now and the urge to tell her the gist myself is strong; my older sister insists that she has to be the one to spill the beans. Hopefully it's soon.

While other countries are definitely racist as well, it's because they don't have much diversity. We in the US have so much diversity and yet there is still racism, and its much different here in the US.

1. I’ve been homeless, living on the streets and stopping by soup kitchens for food twice a day. I lived like that for 7 months in my home country. 2. I am now a grad student. I have healthcare, housing, and access to some of the best researchers and professors in my field. I am not native here, I am on a visa. 1. Was in the USA. 2. Is in central Europe (a multi-institutional degree across 3 countries, not being vague without purpose). The moment I can emigrate permanently, I will.

No more YTmods in 2025. Xacute.

He lost interest in me but only texted me when he felt horny

Esse país nunca cansa de me surpreender 👏👏👏

I was born without wisdom teeth! For most people they’re lurking in your skull waiting to cause problems, but mine never developed.

He let his friends torment me until they left for high school

Brazil. It has more homicides in absolute numbers than any other country in the world.

The lyrics to MJs "Rock With You" strikes me as a little gr@pey. Here's the first verse: Girl, close your eyes Let that rhythm get into you Don't try to fight it There ain't nothing that you can do Relax your mind Lay back and groove with mine

Because the Vietnam people who came home actually got treated that way. It was not just one man's voice that was thousands of voices

Every Breath You Take by Police is about a stalker

The water thing is true, but you also don't want to chug it. Take a gulp or two, wait a few minutes, and take a nother gulp or two, repeat. Spacing out drinking a little bit helps your body to actually absorb the water instead of it going straight through you.

People can got to college in their 40s and even older for career changes, etc. So I think that cashier was quick to judge.

MASH theme, suicide is painless.