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The real question is, how, physically how, did he get it in a mini m&m tube to begin with? You'd need the butter just to get your pinky finger stuck in a tube that size.

Why does he sound like Shadow the Hedgehog😅😂😂

you voice acting him like he is a shonen protagonist is so funny

This post gets me everytime, I'm always crying laughing by the end.

5.1 and 4.5?? damn bros badonkadonk built like a box 😭

just give the **cylinder** some cold water and it will shrink

Bro imagine it actually IS a cylinder though

Love that the voice used for OP is just shadow the hedgehog. Makes this x1k funnier for me

Poor Shadow the Hedgehog

The real cylinder was the friend we made along the way (This was one of 3 times I have laughed so hard I cried)

What did I watch

Cold water can stop cilinders growing

“above average sized cylinder” 😭😭😭

ITS A CYLINDER.

If you remove the dick aspect, then it just sounds like this weird cultist who gotten ancient artifact stuck in an M&M’s tube and has to be extremely careful as not anger the God associated with it.

It isnt tiny. 5.1" by 4.5" is the exact average. Which is suspicious...

1:23 THREE HOURS?

it’s a cylinder

He sounds like shadow the hedgehog

Imagine if he wasn't lying

the post is deleted 😭😭😭😭

What if the "cylinder" is actually a cylinder. Would be the funniest thing ever.

…yea… I think it’s a cylinder

I love this, this is too good

there actually is a good solution to this. if the cylinder expands in heat then get a bowl and fill it with water and ice and stick in the tube that has the cylinder in it and wait for the cylinder to shrink.

“That’s ur dick, stop lying” ☝️🤓 “Its a cylinder”🗿

I once had a similar problem happen, but it was Pringles can my cylinder got stuck in.

i love how he HAS to specify that the so-called "cylinder" is above average in size.

eluca

What color did you imagine the cylinder? I imagined blue

Ahh yes, the 3 stages of reddit replys all at once “Lmao, you’re such an idiot and im smarter than you” *something unfunny or unhelpful* *mildly helpful advice*

Absolute cinema.

what even made blade do that 😭

Why is Shadow the hedgehog putting he cylinder in the mini m&ms?

A scientist who just got handed a bar of uranium in an m’n’ms tube with a plate at the end of it:

What if it really is his dick and not a cylinder?

its a cylindar

it's a cylinder.

Anyone else think op sounds like Shadow the Hedgehog? No, just me?

I mean we've all been there

I mean, for a cylinder its Pretty big, 5.1 in is actually huge for a cylinder.

5.1x4.5 what the fuck almost 5 inch girth would be crazy for a cylinder

why does bro actually sound like tomioka 😭😭 WHAT DID SHINOBU DO FOR THIS MAN TO BE SO FREAKY😭😭😭

banana butter flavored ice cream stick i guess it taste good.

it’s an above average sized cylindar what is an average sized cylindar?

*It's a cylinder.*

Cylinder

0:18 kaveh slay!❤❤❤

He actually did it? (went to the hospital)