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About me: Utilizing both found audio and spirit-world communiqués, I compose and record my music using upcycled vintage soviet agricultural equipment. My inspirations are: the dark spirits living in the pipes under my house; the messages I decipher from the organic and inorganic waste collected from the dumpster of the Chick-fil-a near my family's compound; the sounds of my own (and others') gastrointestinal tract recorded onto vintage wax cylinders and played backwards; the written oeuvre of American preacher, televangelist, and businessman Joel Scott Osteen.

To contact my press agent (I perform at weddings, bar and bat mitzvahs, funerals, &c.), write a detailed message on a piece of sustainably sourced vellum. Bury the vellum in fresh loam at night, visit the spot nightly, and pray fervently for 3 to 4 weeks. When the message has decomposed, congratulate yourself for having contribute to the Earth's carbon cycle.