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Snap
The Not even a Cryptid
Weight: Ur mom lmao
Height: 7 feet
Type: Disappointment
Stupid little guy doesn’t even count as a cryptid why they here lmaooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👽😭😭😭🙂‍↔️😭👽😭😭👄😭👁️👄😭😭😭🗿😭🏳️‍⚧️
OobiDoobi
The Oobi Realitan
Weight: 0’1
Type: Normal/Limbs
My (my, my, my) grandpa fought in World War II
He was such a noble dude
I can't even finish school
Missed my mom, and left too soon
His dad was a fireman
Who fought fires so violent
I think I bored my therapist
While playing him my violin
that's so insane
(Oh, my God) that's such a shame
Next to them, my shit don't feel so grand
But I can't help myself from feeling bad
I kinda feel like two things can be sad (one, two, three, four)
The world's smallest viol...