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What once were vices are now hobbies.
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Upright Again
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Upright Again - Lyrics Marcus Bales - Recorded 1 26 25 - Upright Again I'm upright again My knees have stopped creaking I shouldn't have squatted To pick up that pen. / My hips and back brag How they worked way back when Getting old ain't for sissies But I'm upright, again. / I'm upright again The pains have receded They're now only four Or five out of ten. That strain in my step Makes me limp ...
Same Blues, Different Day
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Same Blues, Different Day - © 1998 Whitney& DeVarennes - Recorded 2014 -
I Wish I Hadn't Thought of You Today
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I Wish I Hadn't Thought of You Today - © Bales & Whitney 2025 - Recorded 1 13 25 - I Wish I Hadn’t Thought of You Today It’s mostly when I don't have much to do Or overhear what some else may say Or someone’s walk or gesture looks like you I wish I hadn’t thought of you today. All the things I loved to watch you do Or something I recall you used to say Some little thing reminding me of you I wi...
Kat typing comment hooman asleep LOL me love mousies and you song very good hooman awake now bye bye must put half mouse in hooman shoe. mousies crunchy, juicey and squeaky all at same time goodbye crunch crunch squeak.
Good
Beautiful and haunting.
Boring music
I reckon that casu martzu would be Lord of the Flies! 😊
FIRST buffett album i bought back in around 1975, lots of good tunes on that album , thanks for journey back
*Digital Circus End Theme Playing As This Is Literally My Fate Worse Than Death*
Literally? 🤣
Love it😍🎸🎸
I love this. Gonna blast it all the way through the holidays..
I can't be the only one who has the hots for Ratched.
Painful
What are great cartoon on a creepy level with Cab Calloway singing, the first time I saw him was on The Blues Brothers, what a great Entertainer he was exclamation mark
Oh hell no.
Saludos
One Of These Drugs That Still Conquers Us! Fox! Rock's Czar! The Most Beautiful Woman It's Cutest Lady Queen Dear Diary? but for the record..Through CONQUEST We Are Still @! Make Peace With Me!
That's awesome! Thanks for posting such a terrific song
Love you, brother, miss you. Writing down about the good old days: sample - And meanwhile... I never blamed Mark and Gloria for replacing me, not really. Like they said, I was drinking most of the day, from 4 PM when I woke up with a Black Russian for breakfast and bourbon through the night. I know it got laughs on stage, being lubed enough to say crazy stuff, but it hurt the music more. And the guy they found was a better player, especially at lead guitar. I was basically a rhythm player with a decent ear. And self-taught, as we have learned, mainly means you don't know enough, not enough to know what you don't know, just enough to see a better player and say to yourself, you can't do that, never will. But my motto was never let your mediocracy stop you. Especially if you're getting paid. I could clown it up pretty well while pounding the drinks all through four sets. Out there with a series of youngsters, we slid by doing mid level gigs. I found another agent when Mark and Gloria cut me loose, then I put an ad in the paper for a drummer and a bass player, listened to a few and was honest with them about the realities of living in motels and off site dumps. The first gig I got was a steak house in Hickory, no wait, that was the Sheraton, the steak house was in Winston Salem, Sam's and it might still be there, seats about 300 in two big dining areas, and we were doing ok. Sam liked us, until the night, in the first set, doing slow and soft dinner music, Mr. Bojangles and the boys were bored with the waltz, mainly they were frustrated rockers when I noticed the guy at a large table of friends choking on his steak. This is 1974 and nobody had heard of the Heimlich Maneuver, which - fun fact- in 2006 became known as the abdominal thrust. So the guy died choking on a piece of steak, paramedics wheeled him out on a gurney, the crowd went from 300 to about 100 or so, and I gave the bass player the look, he nodded and slipped into his Strat, stomped on his wah wah pedal and went into the intro of VooDoo Chile. I picked up his bass, the drummer smiled and jumped in when Bass Boy started singing. The people leaving sat back down, ordered drinks and we did three sets to people glad it wasn't them on a gurney. Including the band. Sam hated the loud music but he loved selling booze. Sell steaks all day long but the money is in the liquor. Amen. Sam had us back the following month.
Showwwwwww !
How do we get the closed captioning corrected? The one generated by YT is terrible.
Helicopter Ride Come and listen to my story 'Bout a man named Mike, Who liked his Coca Cola With a Jim Beam spike. And then one night as he Plied where it applied A gummy bear infusion made a Helicopter ride. Low blood pressure. Life Flight. Taxpayer expense. Well, the next thing you know Mike's in the ICU They stabilize his ass and they Intubate him, too. The good news is it knocked the nodes Off his vocal chords Now Borderline Behavior plans to Win some big awards. Grammys, that is, Tonys. Maybe Golden Globes. Well Mike has vowed to say goodbye To Helicopter Rides He's drinking only Coca Cola, Nothing else besides. You're all invited back to Epic Though you're from far or wide Where everyone but Mike can have a Helicopter ride. Epic Catering and Eatery. Set a spell. Y'all come back, now, heah?
All Of My Friends Are Online I nap when it's slow or I'm tired, And nobody knows, so that's fine. I type when I'm feeling inspired, And that's all that's really required. All of my friends are online. We all talk like Buddhas and Brahmas, And reason like W. Quine. I won't ever meet the Obamas -- I'm sitting here in my pajamas -- But all of my friends are online. My hair is uncombed. I'm not showered. I've opened a bottle of wine. As a socialite I am a coward, But Google will keep me empowered As all of my friends are online. I don't have to dress up for dinner, And listen to somebody whine, Or wish I were smarter or thinner, Or richer or more of a winner When all of my friends are online. I'm filtering, blocking, and sharing. My decisions are totally mine. I talk like I'm loving and caring, And nobody asks what I’m wearing, Since all of my friends are online. L'envoi You! I am talking to you, now; It isn't a church or a shrine. Here’s a offer for you to review now -- Join me. My friends are online.
Trumchella We rode the bus on the desert road out to his rally. The weather report said that it would gett hotter all day. We cheered our hearts out. He stranded us here in the desert 'cause he wouldn't pay. We fry, fry, fry in the desert It's lie, lie, lie from the Donald We raised a fuss: that that liar was no good for us For we had been stranded 'cause he wouldn't pay for the bus. After the rally the Donald had left in his limo, Gone before problems with buses had even begun He left us stranded A two-hour walk in a hundred degrees in the sun. It's dry, dry, dry in the desert It's lie, lie, lie from the Donald We cough and cuss -- that liar is no good for us For he left us stranded 'cause he wouldn't pay for the bus. He left us stranded A two-hour walk in a hundred degrees in the sun. It's dry, dry, dry in the desert It's lie, lie, lie from the Donald We cough and cuss -- that liar is no good for us For he left us stranded 'cause he wouldn't pay for the bus.
Mike, do I hear a juice harp . 👍
yes, same as on the original recording.
Just lovely
Elon, Elon Elon, Elon, turning right You're a parodist's delight, You show how those with shocking riches Are almost always sons of bitches. In what distant vaults or banks Do you hoard the varied ranks Of stocks and bonds, and all the stuff That means you cannot have enough? What's the shudder, what's the fear, That twists inside, what souvenir Of growing up in apartheid Has left you hollowed-out inside? You could campaign for cancer's cure, To help the poor be not so poor, Or even work to rearrange Opinions held on climate change. But no, you want to go to Mars Escaping self-inflicted scars Instead of that do something worth The doing: change Earth back to Earth Elon, Elon, turning right You're a parodist's delight, You show how those with shocking riches Are almost always sons of bitches.
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The Second Time Around Mike Whitney sings it here: ruclips.net/video/A-9t1EG4yyM/видео.html for Sam Gwynn Gumbo's gumboer The second time around Just as gumboie The second day it's downed. The second time you smell your gumbo reheat makes you think that chaps should make their soup then wait a day to eat! Gumbo's gumboer The second time you spoon Like the drink that shows That lovely second moon. Who can say what brought us to these warmed up bowls we've found? Some folks may attest that gumbo fresh is best -- but it's got better zest the second time around!
So how did you change your looks so much Mike I don't recognize you as the same man that lived in Trufant Mich. No I would not recognize you if I seen you in the store.
love it!
No, not Bob Dylan’s
One of my all time favorite songs!
Thursday at Epic Catering & Eatery, me and the boys @ 6 PM. Love to see you.
Healing Potion Number Five Mike Whitney performs it here: ruclips.net/video/lMLhgJzv8UA/видео.html I took my cauldron down to Madame Roux That magic cleric with the gold tattoo She's got a back room where she makes the dead revive And for a lot of cash she'll brew Healing Potion Number Five. I asked her how to make a life and death recombine, I said I've failed to do it since 1999. She said "All that titration stuff is just shuck and jive I'll show you how to make your own Healing Potion Number Five." She took my hand and let me through the door to her shed "I'm gonna teach you all my darkest secrets," she said "But don't stand there come stand here in this circle instead." I took a step across the line. She stabbed me dead. I didn't know if it was night or day I felt my vital life-force drain away The world dissolved until I was just barely alive I heard her say "You've made a batch of Healing Potion Number Five." She said "Don't gawp. Come stand here in this circle instead." I took a step across the line. She stabbed me dead. I didn't know if it was night or day I felt my vital life-force drain away The world dissolved until I was just barely alive I heard her say "You've made a batch of Healing Potion Number Five." Healing Potion Number Five. Healing Potion Number Five. Healing Potion Number Five.
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The way it was meant to be written.
Man, that's cheesy!
Cheeses loves me
Same Game He used to smoke he used to drink he used used to feel he used to think He ain't famous he's employed he's underwhelmed and overjoyed When it's time to go he's gone like when he's talking and you yawn He had a real job after school but now he acts the fool / Same game everywhere play it safe or take a dare it's the same game Take a look look away unleash the grin either way it's the same game / He got married he got stung she was older he was young He learned fast but late it wasn't love it wasn't Fate He took time to settle down no time to fool around He's glad most every day just to have a place to play Same game everywhere play it safe or take a dare it's the same game Take a look look away unleash the grin either way it's the same game Burned by heat and light confused by touch and sight No time for who to blame used his bat to play her game He took time to settle down no time to fool around He's glad most every day just to have a place to play He had a real job after school but now he plays the fool / Same game everywhere play it safe or take a dare it's the same game Take a look look away unleash the grin either way it's the same game / He used to smoke he used to drink he used used to feel he used to think He ain't famous he's employed he's underwhelmed and overjoyed When it's time to go he's gone like when he's talking and you yawn He had a real job after school but now he plays the fool / He used to smoke he used to drink he used used to feel he used to think He ain't famous he's employed he's underwhelmed and overjoyed Same game everywhere play it safe or take a dare it's the same game Take a look look away unleash the grin either way it's the same game / Same Game
Doe they just use bow thrusters!? That’s insane
wish I knew.
The KKK and Jim Crowe laws were created by the Democrat party to oppress women and minorities. It was the Republican party that gave rights to women and minorities in spite of the Democrat party breaking laws of the US Constitution in an effort to keep power and control by denying rights to all Americans. The Democrat party holds the record for the longest filibuster in US history in an effort to stop the Republican party from passing the civil rights bill. Face it. If you have lived as long as you have and you believe otherwise, then you have been brainwashed and are in an evil cult that has lied to you your entire life. If that's not the case, then you and others that have the same beliefs are what is referred to as blissful ignorant people. Ignorance maybe be bliss for those who are ignorant, but it irritates the h3ll out of the rest of us.
Love it!
All the Memories I've Repressed My nightmares flare in flames of phosphor I fret and sweat and get no rest Where oublier and oubliette Throw up the pictures I regret Of all the memories I've repressed. What did I do that double-cross for? I thought they never would have guessed But oublier and oubliette Can't hide some aspects of it yet Nor all the memories I've repressed. It's fatiguing so don't mind me As I fake my finest smile I think the worst is now behind me I'll be better in a while The balm I need I'm at a loss for I can't be strong when I am stressed And oublier and oubliette Remember what I can't forget Of all the memories I've repressed.
Already working on memorizing the lyrics. Then I'll get a guitar part. It burns from the first line, hehe.
Erin’s Song Mike Whitney wrote a tune and performs it here: ruclips.net/video/aMM8eDCisr4/видео.html We started out together, now I don't know where you are; We stopped before we ate to have a few. You held my hand as we walked in, the valet took our car, I ordered rum and coke the way I do. Then sometime Friday I passed out in the Bring a Bucket Bar And woke up Tuesday with a brand-new Jack of Hearts tattoo In a Motel 6 in Mobile, Alabama without you. No blood on walls or furniture or door; The dresser mirror held no lipsticked threat; No body on the toilet, bed, or floor And I still seem to have both kidneys yet. They left my empty wallet but at least they didn't find The hundred dollar bill I'd hidden. Swell. A peek around the curtains and the sunshine makes me blind, But then I see the car has gone, as well. I shower, then I leave the whole suspicious thing behind. I walk as if I have no cares but every muscle cell Is twitching in rebellion as it wants to run like hell. No flashing lights or sirens up the street; I walk till I can find a store to choose A phone and access in out of the heat Of Mobile and these anywhere else blues. I access my accounts and get a map and car to go To eat, and then the airport for a flight. I call and text but you don't answer since you do not know The number I am using. Well, all right. I watch the world beneath the wings go by far down below, The clouds creating patterns on the ground with dark and light, And wonder whether we will meet some other Friday night. At home I go next door to get a key From Bob and Ell, who've seen this all before, I make myself some fruit and bread and Brie And swear that I won't do this any more. L’envoi Oh promises, oh tempters, oh temptations -- How smooth the paths that slide down out of sight, How subtle the descending graduations. I'll see you all again on Friday night.
Awesome 👏 👏👏👏💯
That three point turning basin move was slick.
Hey Noem Hey Kristi Where you goin' with that gun in your hand? Hey Kristi I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand? I'm goin' down to shoot my young puppy you know she killed some chickens on my neighbor's land I'm goin' down to shoot my young puppy you know she killed some chickens on my neighbor's land Hey Kristi I heard you shot your puppy in a raging fit, in a raging fit I heard you shot your puppy in an uncontrolled and raging fit Yeah I did, I took her down and shot her in the gravel pit I leashed her, took her down, and shotgunned her in the gravel pit Hey Kristi What you gonna run for now? What office you runnin' for now? Hey Kristi I said what you gonna run for, what office you gonna run for now? I'm gonna ride this story all the way to bein' Trump's VP Killin' dogs and goats make me ideal to be Trump's VP Ain't no governorship of a rural state good enough for me It shows I'll make the hard decisions, don't you see. Killin' my children's puppy will make me Trump's VP Yes it will. Dig it.
I had no idea how well you had done with your music since we were kids. Randy Shuford hit me up on it and well I had to look you up. Very cool Bret. God bless you brother and your family for what they did for me and my family.
Bret passed years ago, and he was a brother to me in music and life, we had a ball gigging, even when it sucked.
Well very sad. I still remember Bret playing Louie Louie on his guitar. So I'll get to see him in heaven now. That's ok because I can't wait to give him a big hug.
And give his parents a big hug for taking care of me and my brother when my parents were sick and his family took care of us.
Beautiful!! Love this so much, Mike! Feeling the emotion… 🩵🙏🏽🩵 & can’t wait to see you again!
Thanks for the love, love!!
ruclips.net/video/ojI7IlToGmo/видео.html Spring Song Dear EPA -- at least, I think it's you In charge of this environmental thing -- I'm writing to complain about the crew You've got installing what you're calling "Spring". And while you're at it, just this bagatelle: I'd like to fall in love again, as well. The temperatures are inconsistent here And almost all the time they are too low. The rain is cold, and skies have not been clear, And there are even days when we have snow. And while you're at it, just this bagatelle: I'd like to fall in love again, as well. I don't want to be taken as refractory But please adjust the ratio of flowers Which has not been the least bit satisfactory Regarding the relationship to showers. And while you're at it, just this bagatelle: I'd like to fall in love again, as well.
Hahaha
A macabre masterpiece!!!
Remarkable how memories never really fade away, Mike...
And how quickly they are refreshed. This footage is so well preserved after 60+ years in a drawer.
I can't believe so few people have seen this. It is fantastic.