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Godzilla Minus One - A Praise (Re-Upload)
Hello again folks.
This is indeed a re-upload of my previous video which was unfortunately taken down by Toho. Please excuse the opaque lettering in the background, but it was the only other way to ensure the video was altered to such a point in allowing it to stay up. With how strict Toho is with copyright, (I got flagged for content that wasn't even produced by Toho; whether it be for clips from the Godzilla films that ranged anywhere from 2-4 seconds, or for footage from war movies that weren't even produced by Toho, I still got hit.).
Hopefully this allows for it to remain up.
Otherwise, I hope you all enjoy.
Copyright Disclaimer:
- Under section 107 of the copyright Act 1976, allowance i...
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Видео

Tisms With Exorcisms - The Exorcist: Believer
Просмотров 2,1 тыс.9 месяцев назад
The original film is better. This one is garbage. Go watch the original instead.
Ahsoka - How To Fail In Under 10 Minutes
Просмотров 193Год назад
This show was bad. A critique was inevitable, but I couldn't force myself to endure that pain. Instead, we have this little gem for you folks.
The Loser's Journey - Kenobi Episode 2
Просмотров 282Год назад
Hello there folks! At long last, the critique for Episode 2 of Kenobi is here. Please enjoy. 0:00 - Lies 1:27 - Intro 4:00 - Another Montage... 5:00 - Feminism, Her-oes & Disney 7:54 - Obi-Wan's Mission 8:48 - Lightsabers, Logistics & Lunacy 12:12 - Deborah Chow's 'Prowject' 14:26 - Arrival at Daiyoo 15:28 - Signals, Senators & Stupidity 20:00 - Strength In Consistency Through Dialogue 21:45 - ...
The Loser's Journey - Kenobi Episode 1
Просмотров 11 тыс.Год назад
Hello there folks! Welcome, to a critique of Episode 1 of the Disney plus series Kenobi. This project has been in the works for quite some time and I am excited to share this with you all at last. Timestamps: 0:00 Intro - Clap and Consume 3:58 The Death of Nostalgia 12:49 Ewan McGregor #1 14:42 Order 66 30:02 Ewan McGregor #2 32:31 Tatooine/The Inquisitors 45:34 Ewan McGregor #3 46:22 Obi-Wan's...

Комментарии

  • @AngryFPSGamer
    @AngryFPSGamer Месяц назад

    Fun fact: Godzilla: Minus One is a masterpiece!

  • @aczavius
    @aczavius Месяц назад

    Wow that's all I can say this was a major essay portrayed in spoken beautifully about what I consider one of the greatest movies ever in the last couple of years easily the greatest Godzilla movie.. a well earned thumbs up.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Месяц назад

      Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed the video. Unfortunately YT hit me with a copyright claim so hopefully it stays up after the appeal.

  • @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto
    @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto Месяц назад

    Feeling for the controls of the Shinden fighter is the only time Shikashima Kōichi gave any sense of joy after losing Noriko, he gave a little smirk i suppose Shinden really was a fast and quick maneuvering plane. He did dodge Godzilla twice.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Месяц назад

      Interesting take! I took it as him smirking due to the irony that, despite his desire and determination, that he was still scared; his line that "part of me still wants to live" highlighted, still, a frightened young boy. Cheers.

  • @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto
    @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto Месяц назад

    Excellent video. Well done. I can not find a single thing to contradict or disagree to.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Месяц назад

      Glad you enjoyed it

  • @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto
    @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto Месяц назад

    This truly is the best film I've seen in years, near 2 decades. The Dark Knight was the last film i watched 3× in 2008. Minus One got 3× + 1× Minus Color which i prefer. Have the Toho Studios released Limited Collector's Edition BD Boxset: • 4k Ultra BD • 1080p BD • 1080p BD Minus Color • 1080p BD Making of & extras This beats The Dark Knight. Despite it being Japanese, it was a Global cultural moment, constructive criticism of this era on both Imperial Japan & USA, an understanding & respect. This was the best new film I've seen as long as i can remember, and 1/3 films that made my eyes over production of moisture, i was not crying i must go to bathroom to be alone. Thats the power of Takashi Yamazaki's Godzilla Minus One, it also transcended ages. Kids to very old Veterans on their last leg in life that saw this film all had a very similar reaction nor can i find many who disliked this film. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Best Godzilla since Gōjira 1954, and perhaps better.

  • @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto
    @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto Месяц назад

    WW2 gave rise the Cold War, of the cold war came Korea, Vietnam and Soviet invasion of Eastern Block Slavic Nations and Afghanistan. The rise of People's Republic Of China, Democratic People's Republic Of Korea and so on. And here we are post 20th Century Cold War, War On Terror, a New cold war slowly turning into WW3.

  • @rocco_siffredi.
    @rocco_siffredi. Месяц назад

    This is not an analysis. This is a love letter. Thank you,

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Месяц назад

      It is indeed a love letter towards the entirety of the Kaiju genre and our favorite King.

  • @Zimzilla99
    @Zimzilla99 Месяц назад

    well done video in editing and analysis

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Месяц назад

      Much appreciated!

  • @AlexanderXenophon
    @AlexanderXenophon Месяц назад

    Thank you. Really. Thank you.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Месяц назад

      You're very welcome my friend.

  • @anniephillips1335
    @anniephillips1335 Месяц назад

    Well done 👏 amazing film and equally amazing analysis.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Месяц назад

      Thank you my friend!

  • @tony21084
    @tony21084 5 месяцев назад

    8/10 movie was good , the girls performances were outstanding!

  • @scottstiffler1
    @scottstiffler1 6 месяцев назад

    Patriarchy 😂

  • @enterbalak
    @enterbalak 7 месяцев назад

    I wish this was in the hands of A24.

  • @MiSambra
    @MiSambra 8 месяцев назад

    bro really went nuts with the cutaways.

  • @Zonex123
    @Zonex123 8 месяцев назад

    absolutely garbage movie.. i knew it was gonna be bad, but man, i didnt expect it to be this bad... i watched the whole thing...

  • @Marcus616
    @Marcus616 8 месяцев назад

    I absolutely hate this movie. But I absolutely love this video! Its so much more entertaining than the pile of crap Mr. Green placed in front of us.

  • @voodoopig4601
    @voodoopig4601 8 месяцев назад

    chuckle fucks XD

  • @CurtisStewart-r8x
    @CurtisStewart-r8x 8 месяцев назад

    Love this 😊

  • @somedude8548
    @somedude8548 8 месяцев назад

    Best review I’ve seen of this abomination. Nice work

  • @Makoto03
    @Makoto03 8 месяцев назад

    This was fantastic review. I love the original film but so glad i skipped out on this unnecessary sequel. Just like the recent Halloween films, this seems like another 'modern update' that doesn't understand the original movie.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 8 месяцев назад

      Funny you mentioned those Halloween movies..... 👀

    • @kainkong274
      @kainkong274 8 месяцев назад

      Those Halloween movies were great. The quadigy as a whole is absolutely amazing

  • @greenmatchacocaine
    @greenmatchacocaine 9 месяцев назад

    I laughed so much during this review. Good Stuff!

  • @morecringe89
    @morecringe89 9 месяцев назад

    Don't blame the husband, she does not look that bright.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 9 месяцев назад

      Both are two halves of one idiot.

  • @erinb1780
    @erinb1780 9 месяцев назад

    This review is better than the movie. Very enjoyable and well produced. 👌

  • @andrewwilliams7661
    @andrewwilliams7661 9 месяцев назад

    Another quality critique, as per your usual. Far be it from me to tell the creator how to do their job, though, considering I’m just the jackass viewer and the only effort I contribute is by clicking a “play” button. But: dude, where the hell is Man of Steel part 2? If it’s in the works, I’ll gladly shut the hell up and wait patiently. If it’s not, please make it so. Seriously, though, keep doing what you’re doing. I love your content.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 6 месяцев назад

      @andrewwilliams7661 Glad you enjoyed it! The Man of Steel series is currently undergoing a heavy revision; the plan is for them to follow after my next video.

  • @HungL0W
    @HungL0W Год назад

    The Death of Nostalgia section alone. The script and the delivery 👏🤣

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      If you enjoyed that section alone, then you should check out my Ahsoka video. 9.5 minutes of pure sarcasm and disappointment 👍

  • @thebitsanpiecesman4423
    @thebitsanpiecesman4423 Год назад

    This was brilliantly done. I actually fell asleep and had a kick ass Star Wars dream. So had to watch it again 😊

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      Glad you enjoyed. Be sure to check out the Ahsoka video; a lot less sleep-inducing and hopefully more laugh-inducing 👍

  • @sardonically-inclined7645
    @sardonically-inclined7645 Год назад

    Why does everyone keep saying hallway instead of corridor?

  • @rottenhead8385
    @rottenhead8385 Год назад

    This is how societies are destroyed. Make the people simple and in love with stories and fictions. Making those characters and situations steadily dumber until a current day youth can't tell the difference and become emotionally stunted and weak willed people.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      Clapping and consuming is the new norm unfortunately

  • @jmgonzalez4
    @jmgonzalez4 Год назад

    Wait, are you suggesting that the quality of the opening scene of a series -- and how it treats the audience -- portends the quality of the remaining elements of the entire product? Yeah ... this series was written for children, but somehow insulted the intelligence of most children.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      Indeed. I had watched the entirety of this travesty and it was not made for children; some of the best media out there was made for children (Soul & Wall-E being my absolute favorites), yet this show was made for those consoooomers.

  • @HalfAFruit
    @HalfAFruit Год назад

    Been waiting for this one, really enjoyed the in depth review of the first episode :)

  • @a9ines954
    @a9ines954 Год назад

    0:00 - Lies 1:27 - Intro 4:00 - Another Montage... 5:00 - Feminism, Her-oes & Disney 7:54 - Obi-Wan's Mission 8:48 - Lightsabers, Logistics & Lunacy 12:12 - Deborah Chow's 'Prowject' 14:26 - Arrival at Daiyoo 15:28 - Signals, Senators & Stupidity 20:00 - Strength In Consistency Through Dialogue 21:45 - ALWAYS Redraft. 22:26 - Visuals & Scripts 23:02 - Obi-Wan, The Force & Convenience 25:16 - Cameos, Clones, Calamity & Convenience 27:17 - Stormtroopers & Suspicion 28:44 - Deus Ex Drugs, Woes of Work & The Empire 32:24 - Jedi, Commonalities Versus Convenience, Order Through Fear 37:17 - The 'Jedi' 41:53 - Garbage 45:31 - Haja, Forgery of the Force, Obi-Wan's 180, Sequel Defenders 50:15 - Spice & Stupidity 51:55 - Cataclysmic Choreography, Fists Versus Lightsabers 55:00 - The Henchmen & Drugs 1:00:24 - Obi-Wan Catches Leia, Where's the Army? 1:01:49 - Leia's Lunacy 1 1:03:16 - The Inquisitors 1:06:58 - Reva's Transmission, Force Sensitivity, Mercenaries 1:10:15 - Clothing, References & Cover Stories 1:12:03 - Leia's Lunacy 2 1:14:14 - Regulation of History 1:16:39 - Anonymity, Bounty Hunters, Inquisitors 1:19:23- Daiyoo's Signals (Again) 1:22:23 - The Hologram & Leia's Lunacy 3 1:23:32 - Vivien Lyra Blair 1:24:21 - Another Chase Scene.... 1:25:39 - Absurdity (AGAIN) 1:28:56 - Leia's Lunacy 3, Haja, Inquisitors & the Jedi 1:31:17 - Rupert Friend, The Grand Inquisitor & The Heavy, Spinning, Double-Sided Thing 1:32:34 - Helicopter Lightsabers. 1:34:10 - Reva is Smarter & Stronger Than Vader? 1:38:43 - The Cargo Port, Padme, Leia's Lunacy 4 1:40:54 - Reva's 'Intelligence' 1:43:40 - Death by Squeezing 1:44:07 Darth Vader & the Death of Consistency, Lore, Intelligence & Integrity 1:48:17 - Death by a Clown 1:50:34 - Obi-Wan's Dementia 1:51:05 - Consooooomers

  • @HalfAFruit
    @HalfAFruit Год назад

    Very glad I found your channel and excited for episode 2! Also I actually like the monotone way of speaking you do in these videos. It’s great to have playing at night and helps me fall asleep

  • @markgrehan3726
    @markgrehan3726 Год назад

    Why was Kenobi even a story people wanted, we know what he did. He became a hermit and watched over Luke for 19 years and wouldn't risk everything by coming out to rescue Leia especially as her adopted parents command armies and have a bob or two to hire Bounty hunters.

  • @murderyoutubeworkersandceos
    @murderyoutubeworkersandceos Год назад

    a longman is born yeah, i watched the 1st 0,5h of it and ive got criTISMs the whole universe is way deep into ruining itself with the 2nd combat sequence ever in it (being when han shot a pistol at a wall and giant chunk of rubble fell off, while the stormtroopers carrying assault weapons and wearing armor not only didnt just explode hand with 1 grazing shot, but also got no benefit from the protection their combat suit should provide), so u shouldve skipped all of that and gone right into the show-specific failures, like the awful cinematography of fake shaky-cam right as the action starts, the choreography ive noticed on your slowed-down footage, where the jedi swings her swords at nothing, cuz the editors didnt edit in any blaster round flying that way, the fact the saber leaves no marks on the 1st clones entering the room, though u did mention how the saber is now just like a mere bat. And, ofc, going for Jedi Fallen Order footage and not Jedi Outcast, or Jedi Academy. Uve got enough to talk bout it and u know it, yet u seem to be padding this out. U r doing the "video essayist voice". Maybe not infuriating, but it seems like an act.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      Cheers. Not an act, just trying to find my groove is all. My next video should be a lot less monotone; I've found a speed, tone, and editing style I'm mostly comfortable with.

    • @murderyoutubeworkersandceos
      @murderyoutubeworkersandceos Год назад

      @@a9ines954 i dont mind the tone, i just see u trying to fulfil a role. I think it would be good to let u know about it early. I know where it comes from, just be mindful.

  • @vernedavis5856
    @vernedavis5856 Год назад

    cheep production, like 5th grade film class. 10yr old runs like a 5yr old. cgi increased running ability was in order.

  • @vernedavis5856
    @vernedavis5856 Год назад

    a new trope is to hire incompetent failures in all parts of production & expect success

  • @vernedavis5856
    @vernedavis5856 Год назад

    not"contradictive","contradictory". good work,kid. g

  • @hatuletoh
    @hatuletoh Год назад

    The Book of Boba Fett was where I checked out. I incredulously watched the infamous Power Rangers slow-speed scooter chase and finally had to admit to myself what I'd known for a long time but refused to admit: The Farce is Female. Star Wars is dead. Disney killed it, and it's not going to get better. Yes, I hear that Andor is great, but I don't care. I'm done. I don't even care enough to watch these lame ass shows on the high seas. A lifetime of being a Star Wars and I just don't care anymore.

  • @thebitsanpiecesman4423
    @thebitsanpiecesman4423 Год назад

    You sir have a new subscriber this is 10/10 content thank you

  • @Leotheleprachaun
    @Leotheleprachaun Год назад

    *A new LongMan awakens*

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      No longer can the themes be allowed to take over. The Long and the Objective shall rise once more.

  • @zettkusanagi6322
    @zettkusanagi6322 Год назад

    just sad how far from the multiple books this new content got. Luke does go into exile, but it is only because he is guided by a forcevision that lets him know something is fundamentally wrong within the force. As aged and powerful as he is at the time, he recognizes this new upcoming threat and begins to train, hardest and deeper than anyone has ever gone into the force, breaking every wall possible to get at the answer. Even if you exclude the Vong War, which sets up different character developments for the next generation of force users, we arrive at the point where Luke is finally ready to see the "bigger picture" problem: you are still misunderstanding the force. We are only shown a hint of what the problem is, a brief moment is all that Luke needed to notice and start acting on it. He leaves the Jedi, the republic to tackle the biggest problem they have ever faced, something not even Yoda was aware of. When Star Wars franchise is worth a penny, I know some company will acquire it and restart it anew. The cost will be great, for by then we wouldve already lost Ford, Hamil, and all. But it will be worth it. A whole reboot of where we really left off. Once this whole woke thing dies over and we really wake up (lol), we will be back to StarWars. For now, meh, pass.

  • @jlowery1984
    @jlowery1984 Год назад

    Children of Mauler Longman, absolutely luv it...

  • @caballeinsan1535
    @caballeinsan1535 Год назад

    All the clips of the RUclipsrs. So f-ing cringe.

  • @sgtboom7
    @sgtboom7 Год назад

    I remember a time when I was excited for Kenobi, a time when I was excited for Disney Star Wars. Then the Sequel trilogy happened and then Book of Boba Fett happened. I went into Kenobi with the lowest possible standards and somehow it still came up short. How is that even possible?

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      For 35 years, Lucasfilm was the guardian of peace and justice in the old Star Wars Universe. Before the Dark Times. Before Disney. How did Star Wars die? A young visionary, named George Lucas, who was a pupil of filmmaking until he sold the property, helped Disney hunt down and destroy Star Wars. He betrayed and murdered the fandom. Now the quality is all but extinct. George was seduced by the dark side of Disney.

    • @sgtboom7
      @sgtboom7 Год назад

      @@a9ines954 Haha. Though to be fair to Lucas. The fans were really hard on him for the Prequels (and as someone who didn't like the Prequels even Disney made me appreciate them). And after selling the property not even he knew what Disney would do. If anything Lucas is like Jar-Jar and gave the Supreme Chancellor, Micky Mouse emergency powers. And didn't know where it would lead. That said, great callback it gave me a good laugh. And while I haven't watched the full video yet I suspect that you have done the Longman proud. We will watch your career with great interest.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      @@sgtboom7 Indeed. While the prequels are bad, they are still watchable. The base concept for them being quite intriguing if not for their poor execution. Disney's products being so broken that only a single viewing is too much to bear with absolutely flawed concepts and such atrocious executions. Cheers. For the Long shall prosper!

  • @seangannon6081
    @seangannon6081 Год назад

    There’s very few “reaction videos” that are anything more than absolutely terrible to watch and the definition of “content”. Star Wars reactions however… are another level of garbage. Seeing grown men tear up for a fictional character is just depressing.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      Even worse that they would tear up from seeing the Lucasfilm logo; that that is all it takes anymore for those individuals.

  • @DeedUNo
    @DeedUNo Год назад

    Jealous Much !

  • @MarKreationsStudios
    @MarKreationsStudios Год назад

    Will you do this for each episode? I hope you do, they each deserve this level of dissection

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      I will. Ep 2 is 39 minutes and that Critique will be over 2 hours.

    • @56jklove
      @56jklove Год назад

      @@a9ines954 honestly i thought objectively obi was fine, but you cant deny it has good moments, i thought darth vader was awesome in it and the last fight was good and emotional, its no where near as bad as the book of boba fett.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      @@56jklove @D'Angel Correa I have to disagree; Darth Vader acted so completely foolish in his decisions. The final fight was so poorly choreographed, the lighting was awful, the incessant shaking of the camera, the OP levels of Obi-Wan throwing a mountain at Vader and him surviving, Obi-Wan letting Vader go instead of killing him, etc. I will most definitely go into those issues when that critique is released; this show is so fundamentally broken at the core.

    • @56jklove
      @56jklove Год назад

      @@a9ines954 I mean as far as his power, we've never seen darth vader at his fullest, remember even tho he is injured I. The suit, he is still 80 percent of the power of the emperor.

    • @56jklove
      @56jklove Год назад

      @A9ines and oh yeah obi wan had to let em go, cause u kno episode 4

  • @patruff
    @patruff Год назад

    Mauler would be proud of you. Great job!

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      Considering the Long-man himself was who inspired me to enter the community of the long, this is the highest praise I've received. Especially since the 2nd episode is 38 minutes long and that Critique will be over 2 hours. I can only ever hope the Long-man himself should ever watch any of my critiques. Cheers!

    • @patruff
      @patruff Год назад

      @@a9ines954 I think/hope he would, I think you make a lot of deep insight and it reminds me of his early stuff. Some stuff of his now is just scratching the surface of the bad but I really like when you go into the fact that not only are certain aspects bad but like even the positioning of the storm troopers with guns makes no sense. Some would say that is a nitpick but not at all, it's just exactly what normal (or expert) soldiers who don't want to be cut down would do. Anyway, you've done a great work thanks for the time/creativity.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      @@patruff Cheers!

    • @pinroshan020
      @pinroshan020 Год назад

      Nah! Mauler sucks because he doesn’t wanna show his dashing face while doin podcast. 🤮

    • @andrewwilliams7661
      @andrewwilliams7661 9 месяцев назад

      I don’t like mentioning other creators in the comments but since he’s already been name-dropped: Mauler and Lemmino were the only creators whose videos I would immediately watch in entirety the minute I see they’ve dropped something new (despite how long the vid). Emphasis on “were”. A9ines is now also on that list. I think of A9ines as our American Long-Man.

  • @tylercoon1791
    @tylercoon1791 Год назад

    A new longman enters the fray! Gonna be saving this for work.

    • @a9ines954
      @a9ines954 Год назад

      Cheers! Indeed, only the Long shall prosper!

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 Год назад

      @@a9ines954 I shall watch your career with great interest.