I kind of wish there was a crossover episode where the 13th Duke of Wymbourne meets Jarvis from Newman and Baddiel in Pieces. Well hello there. Who are to be out so late? And in such a desolate and debauched part of town, no doubt, as well. Me? The 13th Duke of Wymbourne? Here? In Soho? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Both: Oh god!
Shit. I’m envious due to my cousin. He’s actually been available always and forever. By some cheat, he’s got a model to deeply love him in no time. Just how is that actually achievable? He explained to me he used the Cupid Love System (Google it!) I wish someone wonderful said that to me… I don’t recall ever previously seeing him so cheerful. Sort of makes me feel bad.
'm pissed. My step-brother resides in the next room and he over recent weeks got outstanding at attracting the ladies. He went to the Master Attraction website by Jake Ayres (Google it). Now I hear him bringing ladies back. He's always having sexy girls back and I can't help but hear it. It's nasty and If only he had not discovered that site. My best friend is getting laid now too coz of that site. I am envious!
Drinking fine wine is very much like making love to a beautiful woman: first you take a slurp of whatever is in the chalice, slosh it around your mouth a few times, spit it out and go back for another gulp
Me? the 13th Duke of Wymbourne. Here. In a maternity ward. At Three O'clock in the morning. With my reputation? Well it does appear to be winking at me. Brace yourselves ladies, I'm coming in dry
Love him, have been quoting this for years! With some added extras of course...would be rude not to... What I want to know is, why is this called 13th Earl, when you can blatantly hear him saying 13th Duke...
ME!? the 13th duke of whimdon here in an exclusively female playground at half 1 in the afternoon! with my reputation? They must be stark raving bonkers!
👍💖👍
He's basically Jimmy Saville
LOL
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Rubbish character.
He's better than that cheap attempt at attention-seeking.
Oh well, Penal correctitude it is then...
Swiss Tony was very underrated.
This coffee is foul, has to be one of the best comedy lines ever.
13th Duke
Grind your beans until they squeak 😂😂😂
I kind of wish there was a crossover episode where the 13th Duke of Wymbourne meets Jarvis from Newman and Baddiel in Pieces. Well hello there. Who are to be out so late? And in such a desolate and debauched part of town, no doubt, as well. Me? The 13th Duke of Wymbourne? Here? In Soho? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Both: Oh god!
Shit. I’m envious due to my cousin. He’s actually been available always and forever. By some cheat, he’s got a model to deeply love him in no time. Just how is that actually achievable? He explained to me he used the Cupid Love System (Google it!) I wish someone wonderful said that to me… I don’t recall ever previously seeing him so cheerful. Sort of makes me feel bad.
'm pissed. My step-brother resides in the next room and he over recent weeks got outstanding at attracting the ladies. He went to the Master Attraction website by Jake Ayres (Google it). Now I hear him bringing ladies back. He's always having sexy girls back and I can't help but hear it. It's nasty and If only he had not discovered that site. My best friend is getting laid now too coz of that site. I am envious!
Absolute classic
Sit back, light your pipe and admire your handywork......
What season is this?
God knows... He's nearly laughing. His eyes all glazed
Drinking fine wine is very much like making love to a beautiful woman: first you take a slurp of whatever is in the chalice, slosh it around your mouth a few times, spit it out and go back for another gulp
Co-wrote, I believe.....
how did he end up in a mortuary? lol
Didn't Bob Mortimer write the Swiss Toni sketches?
Me? the 13th Duke of Wymbourne. Here. In a maternity ward. At Three O'clock in the morning. With my reputation? Well it does appear to be winking at me. Brace yourselves ladies, I'm coming in dry
hahahaha you can see hes breaking up toward the end :D
Hahahaha how can anyone not laugh here?
This man's a legend-wish they would do re-run's
Epic!
""this coffee is quite foul Paul, tastes like the strainings from the devils jockstrap"
"cover her with paste & stick her up" - pure Swiss
"Daisy.... Daddy's home!" LMFAO :)
Quite depraved, but funny!!
Oh it's not a punchline, cause Swiss Tony ain't joking.
Love him, have been quoting this for years! With some added extras of course...would be rude not to... What I want to know is, why is this called 13th Earl, when you can blatantly hear him saying 13th Duke...
great comedy.
do any of you americans find this funny?
I love how these get creepier as they go on, one of my favourite sketches in the fast show
"pin her down....walk all over her" pure quality
oh well, penal correctitude it is then!
Epic.
"Daisy! Daddy's home!"Oh man!!
ME!? the 13th duke of whimdon here in an exclusively female playground at half 1 in the afternoon! with my reputation? They must be stark raving bonkers!
BRING BACK THE FASTSHOW!!!!!!!! Please :)
hahaha awsum!!!
Watch out,I'm coming in dry!
I'd love to have heard his punchline lol.
BINGOWE!!
oh well, penal correction it is then!
hahaha i luv this one
brilliant!!
brillian caracter,memorable sketch line "with my reputation..."we can only wait and try to hint what he will say after that;)
his expression there at the very end...."oh well..." lol