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Добавлен 11 окт 2015
Hi.
My name is Evan.
A while ago I got the idea to play and finish every single Kinect game that was ever released, physical and digital, domestic and international, roughly in order of release. Partly as a way to lose weight and get in better shape, partly because I like setting myself arbitrary goals, partly because I could use it as an excuse to write every day.
I started recording videos of myself gaining achievements and writing whatever strikes me. That's what you're looking at now. I try to upload at least one new video every single day. I have hopes that recording enough of these videos will gradually morph this project into something other than what it started as, but I'm not sure yet what that would be.
The good news is that things can only get better as time goes on. So subscribe, watch a video, read some bullshit I've written, shoot me a friend request on Xbox LIVE, send me an email, write a comment that I should kill myself, whatever you'd like.
My name is Evan.
A while ago I got the idea to play and finish every single Kinect game that was ever released, physical and digital, domestic and international, roughly in order of release. Partly as a way to lose weight and get in better shape, partly because I like setting myself arbitrary goals, partly because I could use it as an excuse to write every day.
I started recording videos of myself gaining achievements and writing whatever strikes me. That's what you're looking at now. I try to upload at least one new video every single day. I have hopes that recording enough of these videos will gradually morph this project into something other than what it started as, but I'm not sure yet what that would be.
The good news is that things can only get better as time goes on. So subscribe, watch a video, read some bullshit I've written, shoot me a friend request on Xbox LIVE, send me an email, write a comment that I should kill myself, whatever you'd like.
Skill Ball 100 Score (Game Party: In Motion)
Shit, it's been a month.
This isn't even new footage, it's been sitting on my computer for about 30 days now.
Well.
Baby steps back into it.
Here you go.
Let me know if you need anything else.
This isn't even new footage, it's been sitting on my computer for about 30 days now.
Well.
Baby steps back into it.
Here you go.
Let me know if you need anything else.
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Видео
Root Beer Tapper 300 Points (Game Play: In Motion)
Просмотров 1,1 тыс.8 лет назад
It's 3:22AM. I can't sleep. I fell asleep around 10PM and woke up at 2AM. I'm not sure if I'll be able to get back to sleep at all before it's time to wake up and go to work. Not really excited about going to work on 4 hours of sleep, but I'll have to power through it. I've been going through some shit. Sorry I took another pause in uploading. I'm hoping it gets better. My mental health, not my...
Hoop Shoot 50 Score (Game Party: In Motion)
Просмотров 9148 лет назад
Hi, I'm back again. Since I have been sitting here staring at this computer screen for almost half an hour now, failing to think of anything even halfway interesting to vomit out into cyberspace, let's go over some casual events of my day in order to get the old juices flowing. Today was hot. Triple digits. There's a giant sunflower painted in the middle of my street right outside my door. It s...
I Think I Got Sand in my Shoes (SpongeBob's Surf & Skate Roadtrip)
Просмотров 5708 лет назад
The video gradually becomes out of sync on this one. I'm aware of it; I'm sorry. I recorded this around a week ago but haven't had the energy or motivation yet to make this upload. I haven't made any progress on my Kinect journey since then. I am typing this while sitting on a couch, wearing my light blue work out shirt and gray work out shorts, trying to find the will to stand in front of the ...
No Crash Ace (Adrenalin Misfits)
Просмотров 3748 лет назад
Another day where I don't have anything to say. I'm going to sleep. Good night.
I Can Fly! (Adrenalin Misfits)
Просмотров 1148 лет назад
I don't feel so hot tonight. I took a nap earlier in the evening and felt like I was coming down with a cold, but I don't think it's that at all. I think somehow these feelings are kratom-related, but I'm not really sure why. I don't think I've changed my dosage, although it's possible that I took less today and yesterday than I've been taking this past week. That might have triggered some mild...
I Am Legend (MotionSports)
Просмотров 4018 лет назад
I thought maybe I made it to some kind of video milestone, but it turns out this is video #249, so I haven't quite made it to that coveted quarter of a thousand. However, let's say for the sake of argument that today is #250 and not tomorrow, or the next day I happen to upload another video. Let's just pretend I've hit 250 right this moment. It's inevitable, anyway. At this point, it's very unl...
Gold Rush (MotionSports)
Просмотров 2138 лет назад
I haven't been feeling up to playing Kinect games for the past couple days. I spent a few minutes on a Biggest Loser challenge on Saturday, but I couldn't bring myself to do more than that. I finally got over it today and managed to knock out a couple achievements in MotionSports. I felt a little better afterwards. What do you think about my new fanny pack fashion accessory? It's helpful for st...
Who Can Icon? (MotionSports)
Просмотров 3078 лет назад
So I still need to tweak some settings in my new method of recording videos, but I'm close to the point where I can finally upload real honest-to-goodness HD quality. You'll be able to see my awkward flailing and goofy jiving in full 1080 pixelvision. Or at least 720, I mean that should be good enough. I don't have any kind of story for today. I've been buying CD's at Goodwill, ostensibly to se...
Bronze Dance Master (DanceMasters)
Просмотров 1418 лет назад
Hey, French person who watched all of my Kinect videos in the past couple days. I hope you enjoyed them. I'm imagining a mother setting down her small child in front of an iPad, but that could be wrong. You could be anyone. You could be a spattering of French individuals, spread out across the countryside, sending each other pro Kinectimals strats through ICQ. You could be an automated kiosk se...
TBL Finalist (The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout)
Просмотров 4388 лет назад
Another start to another week. Just three more full five day weeks and then there's a small break. I can't wait for that break. Two days of weekend is not enough. I spent my weekend Kinecting so hard I'm quite sore today. I also put the backlog of DVD's and games scrounged from Goodwill that had built up over the week on eBay. I also spent some nice time with Eliana, talked a little more about ...
Starting Boost (Adrenalin Misfits)
Просмотров 1048 лет назад
I'm sitting here writing first sentences and then deleting them or leaving them half-aborted on the screen like so many dead pixels, and I'm realizing that I need something to stay grounded. Without a rabbit's foot to caress, a physical talisman, I feel myself off-kilter, hovering a couple inches above my body, out of rhythm with the reality surrounding me, forced to create something new out of...
Bridle Shower (MotionSports)
Просмотров 1408 лет назад
It's yard sale season soon. I've already seen some signs crop up here and there leading into the weekend, but I just can't bring myself to go yard saling before the traditional start date of Memorial Day. Ah, Memorial Day. The brutal wait for a workplace holiday starting way back on New Year's Day finally ends. Finally a respite from that long unbroken stretch of five day weeks cut up by a smat...
Jump On (MotionSports)
Просмотров 2818 лет назад
I really need to figure out how to record video and capture gameplay simultaneously rather than relying on this Twitch stream method. The quality is so poor sometimes. Maybe I'll make that my project for tomorrow. In any case, please accept this video offering for the day. It's another day done, another week down, another couple days to stop and reflect on the future. This week was much nicer t...
Superior Stunter (Kinect Joy Ride)
Просмотров 9578 лет назад
Today I passed a piece of graffiti written on a blank wall on my way to work. It was written in black sharpie, in sloppy print. It read: I love you Come find me when you figure out how you feel It reminded me of the graffiti we used to leave on the white walls of a small pedestrian tunnel that led into the minuscule down town strip of the tiny town I grew up in. It would always be the same. We'...
I Only Have Eyes For You (Kinect Fun Labs: Googly Eyes)
Просмотров 2108 лет назад
I Only Have Eyes For You (Kinect Fun Labs: Googly Eyes)
Lights, Camera, Action! (Kinect Fun Labs: Googly Eyes)
Просмотров 1788 лет назад
Lights, Camera, Action! (Kinect Fun Labs: Googly Eyes)
You Lookin' At Me? (Kinect Fun Labs: Googly Eyes)
Просмотров 2968 лет назад
You Lookin' At Me? (Kinect Fun Labs: Googly Eyes)
On Fire (The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout)
Просмотров 1468 лет назад
On Fire (The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout)
Jock (The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout)
Просмотров 1098 лет назад
Jock (The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout)
Float Like a Butterfly (The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout)
Просмотров 1228 лет назад
Float Like a Butterfly (The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout)
Challenges Overcome (The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout)
Просмотров 998 лет назад
Challenges Overcome (The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout)
Air Trick Vertical Combo (Adrenalin Misfits)
Просмотров 578 лет назад
Air Trick Vertical Combo (Adrenalin Misfits)
Electric Circuitry (The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout)
Просмотров 498 лет назад
Electric Circuitry (The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout)
Interesting story in the description there.
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I’don’t winning
Woah!! A Smilodon Cub, Baby Diego.
Can you try the pizza please. I tried it twice and I only got up to 220
4:48 Nice throw
very nice play !
Yeah I got this and I was sweating just like you btw his discriptions tells a story in his life
Type type Keep name of the name
Type type Keep
Fast food title reminds me of Ramadan
Whether you read my comment, what do you think about it, compaaring nike+kinect training, your shape2012?
I didn't play nike+, but I think I preferred Biggest Loser over Your Shape. I liked them both tho
Legends says that they remeber this game
If he just lift up his leg he could of won hurdles but he won every thing 👍👌
Instablaster
Do you know what is harder than champion? My 9 year old cousin that just swings his arm and always ko's me
I like how the main mascots are things that represent health and the opposits are sweets
How can you play this?
What's the song before days go by?
ok Then Good luck! how do you capture this?
Not cool
What the fuck
How do you the javelin
Wow
A+
Champion is easy
Nope
(4:09-5:13) Oooohhhhh I see some fairy shipping here!!! 🧚🏻🐱💝🧚🏻♀️🦊
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I beat the champion before