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I heard this song while I was taking my walk, had my headphones and listening to Spotify. I had the selection set to "Suggested". All kinds of crap came across. I'm glad I didn't switch lists. I heard "...I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" I was hooked, and then when that downbeat hit, I was sold. I don't like rap music, but this is gold. Love it. I listened to it over and over for the rest of my walk. The grape thing had me laughing so hard. Never heard of that either.
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that want to make sure my casket's closed Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" I'm from the hood, stupid, what type of facts are those? If you grew up with holes in your zapatos You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough I'm like, "Fuck critics" you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward Got beef with radio if I don't play they show They don't play my hits, well, I don't give a shit, so Rap mags try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers I don't know what you take me as Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from rags to riches, niggas I ain't dumb I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me The year's '94 and my trunk is raw In my rearview mirror is the motherfucking law I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case So I, pull over to the side of the road I heard, "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?" "Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low" Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some more? "Well you was doing fifty-five in a fifty-four" (uh huh) "License and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are" I ain't stepping out of shit, all my papers legit "Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?" "Somebody important or something?" Well, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my shit "Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come" I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me Now once upon a time not too long ago A nigga like myself had to strong-arm a ho This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me I tried to ignore 'em, talk to the Lord Pray for 'em, 'cause some fools just love to perform You know the type, loud as a motorbike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight The only thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to clapping and He and his boys goin' be yapping to the Captain And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again Back through the system with the riff-raff again Fiends on the floor scratching again Paparazzi's with they cameras, snapping 'em D.A. tried to give a nigga shaft again Half a mil' for bail 'cause I'm African All because this fool was harassing them Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got ninety-nine problems being a bitch ain't one, hit me Ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me Ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me Having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety-nine problems and a bitch ain't one You're crazy for this one, Rick, it's your boy
That's the way he's a loser to the bitches on my block, if he has 99 problems, every bitch in the world is 99 problems to him. After that, no one cares about him anymore. 🔥
As a kid this was a banger As an adult this is actually a philosophy when dealing with some same old girl problem BS I got way more problems then dealing with this shit
i remember grewing up in the QB projects was the only white kid in my block, when nas and mobb deep took off i was a young cat like 7yo QB went wild, miss my dudes, few made it most caught a case n are serving time.
I heard an interview Jay did with Terry Gross in which he told her that when he says "bitch" in the chorus, he's actually talking about the police canine unit that were going to sniff the car for drugs in the second verse, and he just says "girl problems" to mislead the listeners.
Member when The Black Album was first released it came out the same year as 50 cents Get Rich Or Die Trying, think it was 2003 and I played both albums back to back all the time.
My neighbor I share a double with just asked me for money to pay his back rent and this is the song that automatically popped in my head. (Before you judge me this guy is married and twice my age and blows money on dumb shit like a jungle gym for his grandkids when a block away is a playground)
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Guess what happens yours use Ruthie electronics drugs on us fore your espionage interstate highballers prostitution under hypnosis dim wited idiots ours kill everything thin Lizzy and ghweinever add ♾️ infinitum by way your guys from Tampa Bay Florida Pittsburgh Steelers home Lynette lynerd Skynyrd sky highjack Comerica jumbo jets a past time chasing my boyfriend around while supliment screwing our family if bait fishing trophies realy nit good public relations sent your corect photos around entire planet by way on our missing quilt are Vincent casiopa thieving gold bricking jdl sini Catholic dimb asses
Eskimos are similar not in politics or government religion ☯️ how is it our paperwork documents married spouses became public from trinity archives
Hmm six king's three queens one family what are 6+3equal even in remote parts of planet were standing on were actually maried dim marine polite way saying were into birds and bees maried wife spouse prety common insignia all throughout Italy's france Austria etc king of nothing in particular fishing marlin Brando disfiguring pagan iddiots
Kieth dosent mean own anything by way Donald rumsfield English yep wheelies not in your own sky you were supposed be monitoring by way was private acquaintance of Franklin reiny Andrews famikys by way from State of soutb Carolina do known franklins were looking fore Eddie Brickell and rumsfield resourses groups and theres by way our work ocupation weren't in conflict all of Franklin Andrew and rainy had own resourses? Never was even asked
By way in my native language Kieth keith only means sky all encompass same as aztec language or other insinuatir green see dont halve be in aircraft to view from mountain top evernesesnt vibrant
By way VFW 🐛 gues where mony coming from to your guys four five set's ids different yesr ones per person by way yoyrs being hunted down dum didfiot red gisnt employer
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If you having voting problems I feel bad for you Trump! We got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!
Ice t owns it Jay made it better is all
Say it with me
Ill never hatw JayZ. Thia shit HIT
This is for Hulu
I heard this song while I was taking my walk, had my headphones and listening to Spotify. I had the selection set to "Suggested". All kinds of crap came across. I'm glad I didn't switch lists. I heard "...I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" I was hooked, and then when that downbeat hit, I was sold. I don't like rap music, but this is gold. Love it. I listened to it over and over for the rest of my walk. The grape thing had me laughing so hard. Never heard of that either.
99 Problems🎉2024
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that want to make sure my casket's closed Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" I'm from the hood, stupid, what type of facts are those? If you grew up with holes in your zapatos You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough I'm like, "Fuck critics" you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward Got beef with radio if I don't play they show They don't play my hits, well, I don't give a shit, so Rap mags try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers I don't know what you take me as Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from rags to riches, niggas I ain't dumb I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me The year's '94 and my trunk is raw In my rearview mirror is the motherfucking law I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case So I, pull over to the side of the road I heard, "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?" "Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low" Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some more? "Well you was doing fifty-five in a fifty-four" (uh huh) "License and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are" I ain't stepping out of shit, all my papers legit "Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?" "Somebody important or something?" Well, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my shit "Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come" I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me Now once upon a time not too long ago A nigga like myself had to strong-arm a ho This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me I tried to ignore 'em, talk to the Lord Pray for 'em, 'cause some fools just love to perform You know the type, loud as a motorbike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight The only thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to clapping and He and his boys goin' be yapping to the Captain And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again Back through the system with the riff-raff again Fiends on the floor scratching again Paparazzi's with they cameras, snapping 'em D.A. tried to give a nigga shaft again Half a mil' for bail 'cause I'm African All because this fool was harassing them Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got ninety-nine problems being a bitch ain't one, hit me Ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me Ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me Having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety-nine problems and a bitch ain't one You're crazy for this one, Rick, it's your boy
Never was a huge rap fan. That shit is sick!!
That's the way he's a loser to the bitches on my block, if he has 99 problems, every bitch in the world is 99 problems to him. After that, no one cares about him anymore. 🔥
2:49 & 3:11 There’s something about these arrangements that are addicting and audibly sexy as hell
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🎉2024
Neither is child support
0:28
I've got 99 legal problems but a bitch ain't one. If you're having neofeminist problems I feel bad for you son.
Boom 💥 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ 2003 lol 99 lol
Boom 💥
Lmao 😂
As a kid this was a banger As an adult this is actually a philosophy when dealing with some same old girl problem BS I got way more problems then dealing with this shit
crazy J never gave props to Ice T for this banger
I love this song but that is some uncle Aaron ahh beat
I’m not even a Jay Z fan, but this song was a classic from the first spin. Hit me!
i remember grewing up in the QB projects was the only white kid in my block, when nas and mobb deep took off i was a young cat like 7yo QB went wild, miss my dudes, few made it most caught a case n are serving time.
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" = I'm broke, I have back pain, my washing machine is broken (...), BUT I have no girlfriend.
I heard an interview Jay did with Terry Gross in which he told her that when he says "bitch" in the chorus, he's actually talking about the police canine unit that were going to sniff the car for drugs in the second verse, and he just says "girl problems" to mislead the listeners.
J did this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🫡🫡✊✊🌊🌊👁️
Ahmad Wallace’s Jay-Z
Did he made the song for Beyoncé? Is it? Back in the days we use say that, but still look kind of fake 😅
I like that he rhymes.
my home boy
My era!! So grateful to be part of late 90s early 2000! Miss this shit so much when mtv was good etc and life was simpler.
Timeless.
How he get in prison for pictures
Lol crazy jay z
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Member when The Black Album was first released it came out the same year as 50 cents Get Rich Or Die Trying, think it was 2003 and I played both albums back to back all the time.
Still 2023 this song I remember when it came out and still this song is 100! 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one!
2023
My neighbor I share a double with just asked me for money to pay his back rent and this is the song that automatically popped in my head. (Before you judge me this guy is married and twice my age and blows money on dumb shit like a jungle gym for his grandkids when a block away is a playground)
good pick z