By Adam Gwon
Lyrics:
Hey are you there, it's me pick up
It's Wednesday afternoon at four-no five, shit,
If you get this call me back,
But don't show up tonight,
'Cause I'm canceling the party
Hey it's Claire, I'm canceling the party
I know, it sucks,
But look, I swear, I'll see you guys real soon,
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
You should still go out: keep the babysitter,
Uh huh, wait what? No, hey I'm not bitter,
Talk to you real soon,
Yes, I'm canceling the party
So this is what I meant to do
On a Wednesday afternoon,
Frantic'lly make phone calls
'Cause my boyfriend's a buffoon
He said "Let's host a dinner,
Have our friends come 'round at eight,"
Then winked and said "We might have something
Big to celebrate,"
I ask...