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2:16 WHAT A SMEGHEAD!!!

George is my spirit animal anno current day.

R/RareInsults

How long you mad goth bastard?

"I like people" his best joke ever lol 😂 did everyone hear how loud the crowd laughed when he said that.

“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.”

90% of it is directed at Rimmer. The other 10% IS Rimmer.

Trans-am wheel arch nostrils

The END was the best! Lol.

🤣🤣🤣 Omg This Is Priceless And That Last Part For The Dislikers 🤣🤣 Fits Them To a T Nice Touch 👏

Brilliant.

Personal fave: "Now kindly cluck-off before I extract your giblets and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with!"

"Please rush me my portable walrus scrubbing kit, yes I am over 18 although my IQ isn't." -Rimmer to Lister

The simple (and standard of 80s and 90s comedy) "BASTARD!" gets me every time.

*Bear Strangler McGee:* That pays for the hat. Now what about the insult? *Rimmer:* Okay, you're a fat, bearded git with breath that could paralyse a grizzly.

"STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!" is so great they put it in twice.

Where's the one where Lister loses his fear and calls his crew mates "SLAGSS" 😂😂

*_"SMEG HEAD!"_* 🤭🤭🤭

Sweet intellectual crack

Smeg off smeg head.

“Would anyone like some toast?”

2:15 & 6:06 ??

You missed the skid mark on the boxer shorts of life great mash up tough 😂😂😂😂

Yesss

I haven't heard "Twonks" in a long time!👍🤣

And what the Smeg would you know bonbot from hell.

You can really see how the writing lost its bite after rob grant left lol

Something so simple as "I like people" = Comedy Gold

Best one that's not on here had me choking. Rimmer: Do you know what's the difference between you and me? Lister: yeah, I can't fit hand luggage up my nostrils

Are they describing uninted states pollatitions

Great

The British and I am one of them have creative ways of insulting people instead of the ordinary a F U etc.

Cat is the only character in the series that doesn’t use the word smeg

oh my god kryten said a slur (r-word)

Now do the Dave era!

I have Rimmer shouting 'stop your foul whining you filthy piece of distended rectum' as a text message tone. It went off midway through a staff meeting at my old job. Boss was yelling at us for not hitting performance targets (not our fault, we had no customers to sell to) and he asked 'so what have you got to say for yourselves?'. Then I got a text from my girlfriend waiting outside. I swear it wasn't deliberate but it was hysterical.

''grand canyon nostrils'' hahahaha

''sick of your stupid flared nostrils'' LoL

6:04 that was a bit too far

I'm hoping Hattie hayridge Returns as Holly at some point in the future

He's one of the very few intelligent men I've seen. Wish he was still around.

well I like this video Nikola Kopernik, so smeg you giant a$$ hat.

"the only time hes quick is when hes passing a salad bar" 🤣

heat

6:20 yes. I'm afraid I have.

6:20 i have seen that before, so i cant join the like squad then?

Hey, half-eaten lolly pop head! 😂😂

A longer yellow streak than a string of diarhetic camels 🤣😂😂

So far, none of them will ever top Kryten's court defense of Rimmer... The greatest stream of inventive invective!

You forgot. ‘’Now we’re stuck in the brig for two years. With people who are so unbalanced and debased, they couldn’t even be elected as President of the United States.’’ from Back in the Red.