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Thanks to the crown, I'm now imagining Dagoth Ur's lanky ass on a plane shouting "N'WAH" and then looking at the camera with a smug grin.

He's not wrong

This self proclaimed false king must be purged from this plain of existence

As someone who works at a McDonald's, this was a funny surprise to me lmfao

Subscribed. This is incredible.

0:41 😂😂😂

I’d take Wendy’s over Burger King any day. Thanks Lord Dagoth.

Thank you making me literally laugh out loud for the first time in a while

Will we get more?

679th like!👍 Awesome video!🤘

The line about the well meaning optimism of a friend absolutely kills me 😂😂😂

McDonald's? Is there lore behind this?

I love getting a surprise onion ring

Sad to say this too happened to me more than once, surprise onion ring in fries included.

I miss your videos 😢

Slayed me that he just walked up to the manage and said "Is this how you honour the sixth house, and the house unmourned?" what a truly merciful god to not destroy the burger king like he later does to the Mcdonalds.

Damn. If I were the Nerevarine, I'd probably bail him out and take him on a fishing trip or something. Just have a nice talk with some alto wine on a jetty by some pond.

Terrible.

Bail for 15 aggravated murders was set at only *HALF a fortnight's* worth of toil?... And they say "Dunmeri privilege isn't a thing"...

Vivec-tubers

😂😂😂🎉🎉

2:15. Ash Vampires are not undead beings. Source: Vampires of Vvardenfell, Book I

A 3 part story of redemption

When I've lived in Warsaw, I would go to Burger King semi frequently and, well... More expensive burgers, whopper, crispy chicken, were perfectly fine. In fact, between McDonald's, KFC and Burger King, they were the best. Regular cheeseburger? Just bun, slice of cheese and the patty. That's it, even though the picture CLEARLY depicted it with all that PLUS pickles and ketchup. As for fries, GOD, those were awful. Soggy and undersalted, by far the worst fries between the three chains (funnily enough, KFC had the best fries, and they were the cheapest too, if you went for the big ones). I really liked the onion rings though. Sure, there wasn't much ONION in there, it was more batter with onion, but it was a DELICIOUS batter.

Thank you, Dagoth Ur. Very cool!

Writing in these XSlayer's ones are a cut above the rest of these dagoth meme videos. Very flowery.

i need a whole series of dagoth ur somehow having been sent to our planet with no way back and so he makes rant videos to cope. i love the elder scrolls lore related dagoth ur videos about daedric princes and such, but sometimes i just want to hear his thought about, like, home owners associations

You have an amazing vocabulary.

I actually love Burger King but I know a lot of people actually don’t like Burger King, idk why shits fire

This made me want to go to BK thank you :)

“ Well Voryn, EVERYONE is doing it. All the ascended gods are putting their septims in netchcoin and n’wahcoin”

I like that these are a thing, even tho they miss more than they hit. That being said, this one knocked it out of the park, effing hilarious! 🤣

Vivec would've definitely written a poem about sharing an eatery with Dagoth Ur

3:35 holy shit lmfao. my sides

Dagoth Ur is pretty based

the way he says "sweet sweet Nerevar" always gets me hahahah

Same Dagoth Ur, I don’t want to eat BK ever again

It’s that Sugar Lips Habasi kitten that manages the franchise. She always puts too much sugar into the meals. Not to mention she sprinkles ever McDagoth with ground up diamonds, likely some conspiracy with the local florist who moonlights as a dentist. When asked about it she just sugar coats the whole affair.

Seems Dagoth learned his lessons from "Falling Down".

Which AI program are you using for these?

I Dagoth Ur, Head Of The Sixth House And The Tribe Unmourned Approve This Message

I Dagoth Ur, Head Of The Sixth House And The Tribe Unmourned Approve This Message

How good a Burger King is depends on location. My local one never fails to satisfies. Meanwhile, the one across the country near my dads had chared pattys, and the soda was so diluted it was just water.

_Cuckadoo² iS expoSeD As ₺erroris₺.. AND CAP₺URED!_ ✓

Why Dagoth Ur aleays tell this Nerevar guy to cum 😂😂😂?

Old dagoth was roused from placid and dreamless slumber by the pangs of hunger 0:49

The stores of Dagoth ur, the building 1:08

Peak Comedy

I feel like I live in an alternate reality where Burger King is always pretty good and it’s McDonalds that has all the problems.

BK is ok every once in a while