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Wtf was Irons on about?

Brooker bought into the climate hoax early.

What's wrong with horse meat?

All-time greatest Doug Stanhope segment.

Charlie Brooker's 2019 Wipe items are: January - After they won the 2017-18 SMTV Live World Cup, Wales did the Samba February - The 2019 SMTV Live World Cup takes place with Wales winning the first round against Brazil March - The second round of the SMTV Live World Cup takes place with Wales winning on a blowout against Brazil April - The third and fourth rounds of the SMTV Live World Cup take place with Wales winning the first of three knockout rounds against Brazil May - The fifth round of the SMTV Live World Cup takes place with Wales winning the second of three knockout rounds against Brazil June - The sixth round of the SMTV Live World Cup takes place with Wales winning the third of three knockout rounds against Brazil July - The SMTV Live World Cup Final takes place with Wales winning against Brazil with a victory of 5 - 2 August - ITV's lineup changes for the first time September - Strictly Come Dancing promote their seventeenth series October - The SMTV Awards starts off with a big Samba group performance November - ITV's Your Face Sounds Familiar returns to our screens for the first time December - The third British Snowboarding Championships gets underway

Charlie Brooker's 2018 Wipe items are: January - After she won the first annual British Snowboarding Championships, Harriet Scott and Alaska reminisce about her win February - SMTV Live World Cup Winners Wales relieve their win March - Miss Fame does a special edition of Painted by Fame April - The Miss Fame Clones invade London May - Top Pop returns to SMTV Live June - Emmerdale unveils Alaska (With a thick Yorkshire accent) as their first special guest July - The Glitter Drinks play London August - The proposed 20th Anniversary of SMTV Live gets scrapped September - Strictly Come Dancing promoted their sixteenth series October - Pillage and Plunder returns to London November - Television Centre hosts Holy Trannity for the first time ever December - The second British Snowboarding Championships gets underway

Charlie Brooker's 2017 Wipe items are: January - The 11 O'clock News reported on a harrowing story about how much meat us Brits consume daily February - SMTV Live held it's first annual World Cup with Wales taking on Brazil in the qualifying round March - The second round of the SMTV Live World Cup takes place with Wales taking on Brazil again April - The third round of the SMTV Live World Cup takes place with Wales knocking Brazil out May - The fourth round of the SMTV Live World Cup takes place with Wales winning on a blowout against Brazil June - The fifth round of the SMTV Live World Cup takes place with Wales defeating Brazil again July - The sixth round of the SMTV Live World Cup takes place with Wales winning against Brazil even more August - The seventh round of the SMTV Live World Cup takes place with Wales winning the first of two knockout rounds against Brazil September - The eighth round of the SMTV Live World Cup takes place with Wales winning the second of two knockout rounds against Brazil October - The final round of the SMTV Live World Cup takes place with Wales winning the title against Brazil with a victory of 4 - 2 November - Alaska and the Wales national football team chant 'Come to Brazil' at the Brazilian national football team after winning the SMTV Live World Cup Final, After chanting 'Come to Brazil' at the Brazilian national football team, Alaska celebrates Wales winning the SMTV Live World Cup title December - The first annual British Snowboarding Championships take place on the Mourne Mountains in Scotland

50:00 I am so, so sryy.

22:00

Jim bowen 😂😂😂

8:19😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Laser-eyed barn owl 🤣

im with dough all hail to that women she do need money she aint got no jebus

So who is the familiar-ish face from 45:50? 🤔

Remember that time when the biggest of our worries was that the burgers we were eating were made from horse meat?

He predicted cancel culture at 26:20, quite impressive.

Wow that comment about how quickly we dismiss people in the news cycle was prescient. I guess this is how we’ll manage to have everyone be world famous for 15 mins?

33:50 omg i was in the same class as the ginger girl at school, that was a surpise

13:25 keep returning to this

Can't believe they reported on those fake Asian names

Remember when the horse meat scandal was the worst thing January could throw at your. Good times.

18:01 lmao what a perfect drive-by. walked by, dropped his bomb and sauntered right off.

The comment about staring through the words making them appear as "some sort of blurred lines" had me roaring. The writing team behind this show is amazing. Can't wait for a revised 2020 Wipe in January of 2021. The early Anti Viral Wipe we got was amazing.

I'm not sure what drugs Jeremy Irons was on, but for once, count me out.

2020 Wipe would be the perfect balm at the end of this shitshow of a year

26:03

31:27 Don't worry, Simon. Fast forward to 2020 after the Conservative majority and you'll see that record easily smashed in Parliament each day.

Gofundme for a new series of screen wipe, yeah?

2020 going to shit fuck nothing good happened

Holy Jesus take me back I miss this level of tucked I could understand it

Playing the Emmerdale Theme tune during Channel 4's #DoggingTales that is perfectly epic.

Freeform sign jazz

Doug Stanhope is hilariously evil 😂

Good Morning Britain is such a waste of money.

33:35 Really? It's a boy! Erm, it's 50 -50 love

Philomena Cunk was NEVER funny. The rest is good, though.

its really something to watch each of these in order and watch each year start with 'more escalation/chaos than last year' and then think about where we are in 2020

"Politics is languishing in a stake funk..." Oh how I wish that was still the case.

So why are we giving money to Bongo Bongo Land?

Anyone else here to escape the horror of 2020?

35:11 Newsnight producer wouldn't have dared asked Jeremy to end the programme like this. We all saw his fantastic reactions to reading the weather and the producer's pleas for your home video clips...... 🤔😁

In 2013 we were fucked, but we were not 2020fucked

Its so weird seeing so many Northeners gleefully dancing on Thatchers grave happy that the witch was dead...as little as 7 years later they'd be tripping over themselves to vote in Boris...Crazy times...2013 seems like another era by 2020 standards...

48:33 that got a little bit too real for me, as a former reviewer. Depending on your personality, your appreciation to the job could range from boring to fucking torture.

41:15 he almost lost it while saying "The apprentice", he must have been enjoying his description

Ha, didn't even know Mandella was dead.

Solid gold prat farm!!!

drown the rats of Bongo Bongo land, no UK benefit money for them

33:00 working class people in the U.K pretend to like the Royals and be 'positive' about everything because they think its makes them appear middle class.

"Well I don't think we're homophobes... BUT HEY THANKS FOR THE RACIST BIT MR RANDOM PASSER BY!!" *waves at random passer by*